Dear Sprinkles ....

[pleaz_me]

No more golf trips? Oh, the horror!!!!! LMAO

How's President's Day weekend in January??????

Well of course there'll be "golf trips" ... just not actual golf Shhhhh ... don't tell him though, it'll be our lil secret

Hmmm ... which weekend is that? We have basketball going on on the weekends too now

 

[Sprinkles22]

Well of course there'll be "golf trips" ... just not actual golf Shhhhh ... don't tell him though, it'll be our lil secret

Hmmm ... which weekend is that? We have basketball going on on the weekends too now

Oh, okay ... my lips are sealed. I won't tell him

Basketball now? Geez woman ... do you ever give yourself a break? We're not doing Basketball. Gotta have some down time for us.

 

[pleaz_me]

Oh, okay ... my lips are sealed. I won't tell him

Basketball now? Geez woman ... do you ever give yourself a break? We're not doing Basketball. Gotta have some down time for us.

This child is non-STOP! He's even pissed at me because the first game is next weekend and he was supposed to be in the starting line-up

 

[Sprinkles22]

This child is non-STOP! He's even pissed at me because the first game is next weekend and he was supposed to be in the starting line-up

Bad Mommy! Taking the poor baby away from his game. Someone should call DHS on you!!!!

 

[pleaz_me]

Bad Mommy! Taking the poor baby away from his game. Someone should call DHS on you!!!!

The sheer cruelty! Dragging him off to the white sugar sand beaches to swim with the dolphins and go deep sea fishing instead of letting him play basketball Damn Bitch I am!

 

[Sprinkles22]

The sheer cruelty! Dragging him off to the white sugar sand beaches to swim with the dolphins and go deep sea fishing instead of letting him play basketball Damn Bitch I am!

Can I be your child for the week?? I can put up with your bitchiness

 

[pleaz_me]

Can I be your child for the week?? I can put up with your bitchiness

We were supposed to have the six bedroom house but nooooooooooooooo! Dad can't pay attention to what the hell he's doing Ya'll were going to happen to "stop by"
I DID stomp my foot and tell him we were stopping in B-ham on the way down

 

[Sprinkles22]

We were supposed to have the six bedroom house but nooooooooooooooo! Dad can't pay attention to what the hell he's doing Ya'll were going to happen to "stop by"
I DID stomp my foot and tell him we were stopping in B-ham on the way down

Excuse me? He's a man! Did you really expect him to pay attention to what he was doing while he was doing it???? Geez ... you're expectations are high

B'ham huh?? Are you stopping by plane or car?

 

[pleaz_me]

Excuse me? He's a man! Did you really expect him to pay attention to what he was doing while he was doing it???? Geez ... you're expectations are high

B'ham huh?? Are you stopping by plane or car?

I know I know I wish he would have let me make the plans but he's stubborn. I got that gene from him

Car If I can help it, we're going to have to stay the night there.

 

[Sprinkles22]

I know I know I wish he would have let me make the plans but he's stubborn. I got that gene from him

Car If I can help it, we're going to have to stay the night there.

 

[skme]

Dear Sprinkles,Just wondering if youve scorched your coochie lately with Nair?

 

[Sprinkles22]

Dear Sprinkles,Just wondering if youve scorched your coochie lately with Nair?

FYI .... I have perfected the technique and now manage to have smooth skin without the burn

 

[skme]

FYI .... I have perfected the technique and now manage to have smooth skin without the burn

And how sweet it is!!!!

 

[Sprinkles22]

Dear Sprinkles,

How do I get motivated and stay motivated to exercise at the gym for weight loss? And really, it's not even about weight loss ... it's about improving my health. Why, oh why, is it so hard to do?

~Yourself

 

[Sprinkles22]

Dear Sprinkles,

How do I get motivated and stay motivated to exercise at the gym for weight loss? And really, it's not even about weight loss ... it's about improving my health. Why, oh why, is it so hard to do?

~Yourself

Dear Self,

Perhaps the fact that your jeans this morning were too tight might motivate you. Or perhaps the fact you can't walk a flight of stairs without being out of breath will motivate you.

As Nike said, "Just Do It". I know you can.

~Sprinkles

 

[starrynightin64]

bumping for Sprinkle