Dear Slut

Thanks for the bumps, PM's and Emails, Sluts.
Keep em coming.
AND
Hey, I don't write book reports to you mutherfuckers!
It's a fucking forum post!
I'm not pretending to be a writer and you shouldn't either from what I've seen.
I'm looking for my next slut.
Go piss somewhere else.
If you like rules then go follow some.
I handle my shit my own way because it works.
I didn't solicit your fucking advice.
Now do us all a really big favor and go fuck yourselves.
My Slut will know my voice.
I'll send you another message soon Slut.


Testy motherfucker isn't he. Please work on that paragraph formatting and remember to start each one with a theme sentence (if you know what that is, of course).
 
Wall of text crits you for 90000.
You die.

What?

Hey, I don't write book reports to you mutherfuckers!
It's a fucking forum post!
I'm not pretending to be a writer and you shouldn't either from what I've seen.

Even sluts like to read (the good ones, anyway).

And I'm not saying this to criticize you, but putting an extra couple seconds in order to add a line between paragraphs can make a post that is really difficult to read go to really captivating.

Or, in your case, a paragraph that might be pretty hot (based on some of the replies that some of the girls have written) to something that is a horrible eyesore.
 
I think a more important rule to follow might be that since people here are flirting with sexy talk, that we don't interfere with each other out of courtesy.
You pose as though you are trying to help but I'm certain that I have more success with women here and in real life than you do.
Posturing over structure as though anyone should sit at your feet and reap the incalculable wisdom of your teachings is a little transparent.
Go start a thread for it and I'll be sure, just like everybody else, not to notice.
Funny how the guys with no game that fancy themselves 'writers' just end up slithering around looking for the crumbs from my table!
I'm here to take the best girl out of here and leave this forum trolling, spellcheck BS to you bottom feeders. Okay MUTHERFUCKER?
The truth is this, you're a dude reading and worrying like a bitch over my shit?
Fuckin Queen!

This thread was all great... until you got that attitude. because hitting ENTER a couple of times is SOOOOOOOOOO hard you have to act like a rotten bitch to defend the fact that you're a Dom. oohh.. scary. Not.
 
with no fear of repercussions - removing subscription.
Horrible attitude and no respect for others.

Yes I appreciate paragraphing (to read your longer posts, I copied and pasted into word and paragraphed so my eyes didn't have to strain)

Yes some comments I can understand how ganged up against you must feel, but the attitude and rudeness isn't my thing.

Good luck with your search. No doubt there are plenty of girls left to watch and obey and send you PMs by the sound of it.

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