Dear Satan,

[Magnetron]

Satan said said he would help your mother with getting grandchildren if you would promise to stop dressing like a boy and cutting your hair short.

 

[KingOrfeo]

I've been naughty and nice. Can I please have a walking dead?

What happened to that vampire I got you?! You never play with it, and it's starving in the terrarium!

 

[subdued_passion]

Satan said said he would help your mother with getting grandchildren if you would promise to stop dressing like a boy and cutting your hair short.

My mother already has grandchildren but he free to have his way with me- provided he doesn't leave any babies in me.

(BTW your crappy poem gave me an idea. Will tell you more another time)

What happened to that vampire I got you?! You never play with it, and it's starving in the terrarium!

Some gift that was; don't you know vampires suck?

(Sorry, couldn't resist)

 

[subdued_passion]

(BTW your crappy poem gave me an idea. Will tell you more another time)



Part I of the story inspired by your poem. Part II should be posted tomorrow.

 

[Brollyanna]

LJ would like to show everyone that he isn't sexist. A mangina would help.

http://media.ethanfixell.com/actualconversation/mangina.jpg

God created Satan so people wouldn't blame everything on God.
Then he created LJ so that we wouldn't blame everything on Satan.

 

[KingOrfeo]

God created Satan, and Satan created sin
That's one time God came in leading with His chin
For sin proved so attractive, we all joined in the fun
Now everyone is sinning, and the Good Lord's work is done!

 

[Magnetron]

Part I of the story inspired by your [ crappy ] poem. Part II should be posted tomorrow.

Nine out of Ten Crappy Poets approve of your writing skills.

 

[subdued_passion]

Nine out of Ten Crappy Poets approve of your writing skills.

I hope one out of ten good poets feels the same way (and no I wasn't referring to you).


Anyway, thank you.

 

[subdued_passion]

God created Satan so people wouldn't blame everything on God.
Then he created LJ so that we wouldn't blame everything on Satan.

That theory just blew the intelligent design theory right out. BOOM!

God created Satan, and Satan created sin
That's one time God came in leading with His chin
For sin proved so attractive, we all joined in the fun
Now everyone is sinning, and the Good Lord's work is done!

No wonder the most commonly uttered phrase during sex is, "Oh God! I'm coming!!!"

 

[Magnetron]

I hope one out of ten good poets feels the same way (and no I wasn't referring to you).


Anyway, thank you.

Awww ..... I'm touched ..... like being touched by an angel ..... inappropriately ........

* rushes off to write another crappy poem *