Dear Santa

[double16in]

OK kiddies....time to get your pencils out and send Santa your wish list for Christmas!

I'll go first:

Dear Santa:

I have been a very good boy this year (well, almost, but you know what happened )

I'd really really like a few gifts from the Elves Workshop this year:

1. A ravenously horny naked woman
2. A can of whipped cream
3. A bowl of cherries

That's all I want. I'll leave the cookies and Scotch by the chimney. If you want, stick around after you deliver my gifts...we'll have a good time!

Your good boy,
double16in

 

[tigerjen]

My wish list

Dear Santa:

I have been a really good girl this year......here is what
I would like for Christmas:

1. a date w/ Anthony Hopkins
2. a supply of strawberries, dark chocolate, whipped
cream, peaches, and other sensual goodies
3. a good bottle of Merlot
4. a brand new job/career
5. JLP68


Thank you Santa!



tigerjen