Dear Santa

[SpiceSassSexy]

And what are you going to do with that lump of coal, you filthy irresponsible sonovabitch?! Remember, I live on the North Polar Ice Cap! And I'm already going crazy from all these starving polar bears! They're eating my elves like popcorn!

Love,

-- Santa

I will put the coal in the fire to keep me warm since I am single.

Can you send a polar bear rug for me to lay on in front of the fire?

 

[DiskoTroop]

Yo Santa. What gives? I ordered those Tenga eggs weeks ago. Am I on the bad list for some reason?

 

[scrymettet]

dear santa scrymettet,

please, pretty please, i would love a few spankings this christmas.

love,

neci

I hope there will be cookies

 

[SpiceSassSexy]

I hope there will be cookies

pie ......

 

[scrymettet]

Dear Santa,

Can you please arrange for LTR to get her punishment when she is across the pond.

Hugs
Mona

dunno
What in for me ?

 

[scrymettet]

pie ......

what kind of pie ?

 

[SpiceSassSexy]

what kind of pie ?

pussy kind of pie

 

[scrymettet]

pussy kind of pie

the kind you stuff yourself ?

 

[pointless]

i'd rather just have some pizza.

 

[FGB]

Remember...Good Girls get good presents.

Bad Girls get better presents.

Very Bad Girls get whatever they want!

 

[smoothg103rd]

seriously.

get out of the city.

go to the desert and look to the stars.

report back.

I'll pass

 

[yossi]

Dear Santa,

Please bring me Mona and her suction cup dildo.

Joyeux Noël.

 

[Adre]

Santa,

At the risk of being repetitive, bring me Mona, Yossi and the dildo. Well, I don't need the dildo actually.

 

[Lorilei]

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[KingOrfeo]

Dear Satan:

Please hlep me with ym dyslexia.

Nema.

 

[smoothg103rd]

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Thanks for the laugh

 

[thør]

Santa,

Please deliver Mona and Yossi, sans suction cup dildo, to my cabin in the woods. Give them some nice Patagucci gear to keep toasty in.

Thank you,

thør

PS, can you make sure we've got at least 2 feet of snow on the ground at Christmas? It's difficult to get around in the woods on skis or a snowmachine with less than two feet.

 

[SpiceSassSexy]

Dear Satan:

Please hlep me with ym dyslexia.

Nema.

LOL

 

[yossi]

Dear Santa,

Please don't chop Mona, the dildo, or myself in half in order to fulfill both Thor and adre's present requests.

Think of the dildo.

 

[thør]

Santa,

Indeed, please follow Yossi's plea, but remember who brings you the cocoa.

Yours in cacao,

thør

 

[MonaLittle]

Dear Santa,

Please bring some snow with you this holiday season. A repeat of last year would be lovely. Thanks!


Mona

 

[MonaLittle]

Dear Santa,

Make sure there is a pair of ski's waiting for me at Thor's cabin.

Thanks!

Alaska Bound Mona

 

[MonaLittle]

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Im not buyin' it.

 

[pointless]

Dear Santa,

Please bring some snow with you this holiday season. A repeat of last year would be lovely. Thanks!


Mona

as a person to the northwest of chicago i just wanna say that if i have to bust out my snow blower on xmas there will be hell to pay.

 

[MonaLittle]

Ahhh, Chicago. My kind of town.