Dear Santa

[Killswitch]

Apparently...this good girl's got a wild side...

I see this.

 

[Eyereadtoo]

Dear Santer,

Last year you brought me a sweater. Now please don't think I'm complaining but I actually asked for a moaner or a groaner or a sigher. Let's see if we can get this shit straightened out this year, you dig?

Your pal,
Me

 

[Tathagata]

Please bring me a suction cup dildo for Xmas.

Thank You
Mona

Wouldn't that be hard to get out?

 

[Tathagata]

I will step in on Santa's behalf and have a word with my dear, beautiful friend. In fact, I will txt her promptly. She mentioned to me a while ago that she needs someone special in her life. That there is nobody filling that hole right now ~ but shhhhh, don't tell anyone. There will be a stampede in her direction.

I will slip your name into her subconscious.

You're welcome.
Little Ms. SantaMona

Fixed it for you