Dear Santa, You're my only hope. Kind of like Obi Wan so at least you can feel cool.

[Starfish]

Dear Santa,

I am writing because I am at a loss. Because of lack of money, I can't buy Dave a really nice Christmas present this year. I am really sad about this because I love him so much. I am really trying to think hard of what I could do for him, but it all seems to be too expensive or not feasible. I thought of just making a sexy nighty and having a night where I pamper him. But I do that occaisionally already, so it isn't something he doesn't have.

I painted a beautiful painting for his parents for this year. Should I do a painting for him? I could. I just don't know how I'd hide it from him, when he always sees what I am painting. I am really bummed about this, and I am tempted to just surf e-bay for cool stuff, but I am not sure what to look for anyway.

I hope you can give me some ideas, but if not, I understand. You've probably been annoyed with how picky Dave is, for his whole life as it is.

Well, maybe I'll get him a new starwars pez dispenser, and a porn mag.

This sucks,
Love,
Gretchie

P.S. Do you like macaroons, because I don't really want to make those cut outs again, but I will if you are set on those.
And just so you know, 2% is out of the question at my house, so don't even ask.

 

[JazzManJim]

Your man digs you, Starfish. He'll know that you don't have a lot of money and whatever you give him will be something you truly believe he'll like. That's just the way love is.

 

[april-wine]

How about a totally erotic massage...........Thinking about it again, if not I'll take one...............

 

[PHANTOM5875]

Re: Dear Santa, You're my only hope. Kind of like Obi Wan so at least you can feel cool.

Dear Santa,

I am writing because I am at a loss. Because of lack of money, I can't buy Dave a really nice Christmas present this year. I am really sad about this because I love him so much. I am really trying to think hard of what I could do for him, but it all seems to be too expensive or not feasible. I thought of just making a sexy nighty and having a night where I pamper him. But I do that occaisionally already, so it isn't something he doesn't have.

I painted a beautiful painting for his parents for this year. Should I do a painting for him? I could. I just don't know how I'd hide it from him, when he always sees what I am painting. I am really bummed about this, and I am tempted to just surf e-bay for cool stuff, but I am not sure what to look for anyway.

I hope you can give me some ideas, but if not, I understand. You've probably been annoyed with how picky Dave is, for his whole life as it is.

Well, maybe I'll get him a new starwars pez dispenser, and a porn mag.

This sucks,
Love,
Gretchie

P.S. Do you like macaroons, because I don't really want to make those cut outs again, but I will if you are set on those.
And just so you know, 2% is out of the question at my house, so don't even ask.

2% is out? Damn! I KNEW there was a reason why I liked you. Right on sister! 2%? What skinny pervert came UP with that insanity anyway?

Phantom