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Dear Santa... 2012

Dear Santa...

I don't want much, to be honest, I've had an awesome year - all things considered.

But something like this to wear on Christmas Day would be lovely.

And if there's a corner of your sleigh into which you could fit something just as nice to wear underneath...that would make Mr Brit a very happy husband I'm sure! :D

Thank you Mr Claus!

Brit
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Dear Santa,

I don't want anything for myself this year. Just watch over my brother when he travels across the country at the end of the month and keep him safe for me, please.

Thank you.

Cait~
 
Mr. Kringle,

I do not have much to ask for this year, but if you would be so kind as to bring me a windfall of cash, so that I may take an extra leave of absence from work to do some traveling, I would be eternally grateful.

Short of that, I would happily take the sudden and quite intense attraction of a curvy redhead that's into video games and kinky sex. I am not opposed to other hair colors, but I would respectfully request that she have a copious smattering of freckles about the nose, chest, and shoulders.

Barring this as an option, I would also gladly accept a reprieve from the intermittent melancholy that seems to plague me. Perhaps some of that "peace and good will towards men" will rub off on me this year.

As always, my list is not complete without the wish for those I hold dear to have all that they desire from their own respective lists. After all, without them I would be nothing.

Sincerely Yours,

Fr33k
 
Dearest Santa,

Do I have to wear the suit again? :eek:

Love,
Thyri :kiss:

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Dear Santa

All I want for Christmas is a blue box that's bigger on the inside, not to time travel (I wouldn't do anything so reckless-really) I just want a Tardis so I can shove all the clothes exploding out of my closet into it. You see perfectly innocent pure-hearted reasons for giving me a Tardis.

So you think you could by chance take me off the naughty list this year?

Okay instead of a Tardis how about the Delorean from Back to the future...No.

...Then let's get back to the all time classic I want a Lightsaber....

...No, how about an Iron-man suit...

...No, a Batmobile...

...No, then how about Optimus Prime.... Okay I'll settle for Bumblebee...The camaro, not the volkswagon.

....No what do you say to the lightcycles from Tron....

....The unfiddled around with version/non special edition of the Original Star Wars trilogy...oh come on that one's way easier than the others...

...No, man what a ripoff you are...you never give me what I want!:mad:
 
Dear Santa;

If I can have one thing for Christmas, is that my muse find happiness. While I know it can't be with me for reasons I won't go into, I hope you can bring her a man that loves her the way I do and treats her every bit as the special lady she is.

She's in a difficult situation being newly divorced with two small kids, trust can't be as easily given and she must balance opening her heart with keeping herself and he kids safe.

I cannot express in words the feelings of rage and violence I feel towards the man that hurt her in her last relationship, that made opening her heart such a painful experience. I ask this man be punished with the cruelest fate imaginable, that she forget completely about him.

She's funny, good looking and has a wonderful sense of humor - I won't even get into how amazing her eyes and smile are, could probably write another 10 pages about that alone.

Most importantly, she has a kind and loving heart that wants so badly to share its love with another kindred soul.

So, Santa, if you could put that man in her life that gives her those things she wants, I would be grateful. I think it truly would be the greatest gift to see her happy and loved.

For me, asking for anything else just would be pointless.

Warmest Holiday Regards,

Ketrell
 
Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is to be the perfect little slut!!

Sincerely..

~Daddy's Girl
 
Dear Santa,

I've been very...umm...good this year...

OK, no, I haven't...but it's OK, I can make it up to you on Christmas Eve ;)

I'm not going to ask for anything this year because, as cliche as it sounds, I have everything I need.

Thank you!

Love,
Zy
 
Dear Santa

can you please help hurry my divorce up, I want to have a divorce party by my birthday :)

Thanks

Love Always

Stacie

p.s thanks for letting me sit on your lap the other day (wink wink)
 
Dear fat guy in the cool red suit~

I have been reasonably good this year. Mostly...cept for that time...and that other time...and those times that happened just a few months ago...

(Shit do I have to count the alcohol and smoking???)

Okay~I have been good for ME and all I want for Christmas this year...

is a pleasant holiday where I am not crying, fighting or stressed.

Please. Make that happen.

Thank you.

:rose:​
 
Dear Santa face,

I've been good this year! No, really! Whatever, stop your eye rolling and just listen.

Take care of my family. We're a fractured, trying to keep ourselves together, horrid, crazy little mess. We just need a little help keeping E off drugs, and my dad, well, okay, I admit he's prolly too far gone to help. So just grant the rest of us serenity and patience until, well, he's gone or in jail. Yes, that's harsh. No, I won't change my mind. Patience, man! Help me to show that I love them all, very much, because they need it and so do I.

Remind me that it's okay to love my chosen family, they are wonderful, warm, caring people and I'm lucky to have found them. Help me to continue to build a home here.

And finally Santa-darling, can I please have a Pinkie Pie Plushie???!!!??

Love to you, yours and those cute little elves!
Vivi
 
Dear Fatbastard.
It's me again. I don't care what you do. But if you leave coal again, I am having Deer Kabob's for New Years!
You just watch it chubby!
 
Cheska said:
Dear Fatbastard.
It's me again. I don't care what you do. But if you leave coal again, I am having Deer Kabob's for New Years!
You just watch it chubby!
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(Oh god... my monitor is covered in 7-Up now. Thank you, Cheska)
 
Cheska said:
Dear Fatbastard.
It's me again. I don't care what you do. But if you leave coal again, I am having Deer Kabob's for New Years!
You just watch it chubby!
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Dear Santa,

Look! I'm wearing the suit just for you. I'm being a really good girl. Could you please bring me a cuddly little halfling girl for me to play with? You could fit her in the stocking, and she needn't be wearing anything but stockings, if that helps. Make them red and white striped stockings so her little legs look like candy canes and I can lick them endlessly. :heart:


Yeah, that's what I want!

Sincerely,
Your Favorite Elf :kiss:
 
DarkWarrioress said:
(Oh god... my monitor is covered in 7-Up now. Thank you, Cheska)
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*bows* Thank you, thank you. You are a great crowd.:cool:

Annisthyrienne said:
Dear Santa,

Look! I'm wearing the suit just for you. I'm being a really good girl. Could you please bring me a cuddly little halfling girl for me to play with? You could fit her in the stocking, and she needn't be wearing anything but stockings, if that helps. Make them red and white striped stockings so her little legs look like candy canes and I can lick them endlessly. :heart:


Yeah, that's what I want!

Sincerely,
Your Favorite Elf :kiss:
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Oh, X-mas bondage, tied up with ribbons!:D
 
Dear Santa,

I would like to try and explain myself and see if I can get off of the naughty list. I don't feel I should be on it and I think you should reconsider. So, if you will, hear me out here and think about it.

I'm pretty sure the reason I'm on the naughty list is because of the whole... issue... from May. Yeah it was bad and yeah a little naughty but come on! Is it really naughty list worthy? First off, it wasn't my fault.... well not entirely my fault. There were others involved, tell me Santa, did they make the list too? Second, I was really, really wasted when it happened so I don't think it's fair that I'm held accountable for it. Lastly, and most importantly, I wasn't even arrested for it! Probably should have been.... err I mean--- what? It was a minor offense, not really a big deal. So thus, in my opinion not worthy of naughty list!

Then there was the incident at Laura's house, but that one really wasn't my fault! I was framed and you know it! They are just trying to pin it on me! Hell, I wasn't even there! Really! I swear!

Now, I can't think of any other situation that was bad enough to be considered naughty, mildly wrong and inappropriate sure but not naughty! (Okay so I really can think of many things that were naughty.... but still, not worthy.)

I just really don't think it's fair that I'm on the naughty list is all. So will you please, please, pretty please take me off the list? Come on, think of it as credit! I'll be good next year, promise!

Please think about it, Santa. Cause I really, really want a new Easy Bake Oven!

Sincerely,

Dream
 
Dear Santa,

I can't wait until you get me a new car on Christmas Day.

Oh, wait. That's not you. That's me. Buying one. Because my semi-new car was just mangled by a woman driving a truck she was incapable of handling while texting. Also, she nearly killed me. Also, ugh.

-Me
 
Dear Santa,

I want a big pretty pink choo choo train. I have looked everywhere and I haven't found one because they only make trains for boyz. I want a choo choo!

Sincerely,
Sara

Oh, and if we could have peace on Earth, that would be cool too.
 
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