Dear Pornstarwannabe, ain't no point coming round

[cjh]

See, we got Blobfish.

Some of us agree with him.

Some of us don't.

Regardless, he stumbles into nuance, and bumps into the grey between black and white.

You struggle to be monochromatic.

This is a rarified board. There's not enough oxygen.

Frankly, Blobfish returns more than you. He thinks in several dimensions and you, well, think like a civil engineer. No offense, mind you.

Anyway, the slot for offensive jerk on this board is taken.

We wish you well.

God speed.

 

[blobfish]

I'm going to start a thread to catalog all the blobfish-related threads.

 

[Wok]

PSW is still around?

No matter.

 

[cjh]

PSW is still around?

No matter.

Yup. He surfaces.

Blobfish, begrudging tip of the hat to you.

Sometimes you make me reexamine things.

PSW, you only confirm things.

Blob gets the foil spot.

 

[blobfish]

Yup. He surfaces.

Blobfish, begrudging tip of the hat to you.

Sometimes you make me reexamine things.

PSW, you only confirm things.

Blob gets the foil spot.

Hey, that ain't bad!

 

[bronzeage]

See, we got Blobfish.

Some of us agree with him.

Some of us don't.

Regardless, he stumbles into nuance, and bumps into the grey between black and white.

You struggle to be monochromatic.

This is a rarified board. There's not enough oxygen.

Frankly, Blobfish returns more than you. He thinks in several dimensions and you, well, think like a civil engineer. No offense, mind you.

Anyway, the slot for offensive jerk on this board is taken.

We wish you well.

God speed.

Nailed it.

 

[sweepthefloor]

I like PSW.

 

[cjh]

Hey, that ain't bad!

It's a left-handed compliment.

That said, it's a true compliment.

 

[blobfish]

I like PSW.

...

 

[cjh]

I like PSW.

You can still like him.

You know that.

Here is what you need to say: "Fuck you, PSW is the Bee's Knees."

I think he has monochromatic knees, though.

 

[sweepthefloor]

I avoid confrontation, unless it leads to a strapping struggle.

 

[cjh]

I avoid confrontation, unless it leads to a strapping struggle.

Mouth it, though.

Alone in your room.

"Fuck you!"

It has to feel great. Even if unfamiliar.

 

[KRCummings]

I have them both on ignore. Can't imagine a scenario where I'd change that.

 

[blobfish]

I have them both on ignore. Can't imagine a scenario where I'd change that.

I can. It's a scenario in which you're not a miserable old hag. It's difficult to imagine, but I can when I really try.

 

[sweepthefloor]

Mouth it, though.

Alone in your room.

"Fuck you!"

It has to feel great. Even if unfamiliar.

It's just not a 'fuck you' moment. It won't feel good if it is not filled with meaning and rage. I will sound silly.

 

[cjh]

I have them both on ignore. Can't imagine a scenario where I'd change that.

You are sui generis.

Don't change.

Kick my ass for suggesting that.

 

[run_silent]

I can. It's a scenario in which you're not a miserable old hag. It's difficult to imagine, but I can when I really try.

Not true. She is just overly snarky. It's kind of different.

 

[RoryN]

Great thread.

 

[killallhippies]

well, i'm done.

 

[blobfish]

Great thread.

Sarcasm?

 

[Bidin~Time]

Congrats, Blob. You have managed to so permeate the board with your presence that everything has become about you. Even when it's not. admirable feat, young man.

 

[blobfish]

Congrats, Blob. You have managed to so permeate the board with your presence that everything has become about you. Even when it's not. admirable feat, young man.

That's all I ever wanted.

 

[dolf]

Congrats, Blob. You have managed to so permeate the board with your presence that everything has become about you. Even when it's not. admirable feat, young man.

he's funny when he throws a paddy.

 

[blobfish]

he's funny when he throws a paddy.

I don't do that anymore. Irish people are humans, just like me.

 

[Recidiva]

I dig the blob.

PSW never...made it to personhood for me. I can't recall...anything ever posted specifically.