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Lord Pmann

Lord Pmann

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It's sad, really. I've spent countless hours on your pages over the last 7 or 8 years, learning about you and everything you have to offer, yet you still suggest shit that I don't want to see. Have I ever searched for extreme Japanese bondage? Have I ever searched for grandmas who like young guys? Have I ever searched for Jamaican cuckold porn?

No. I have not. So why do you suggest it? Do you even pay attention to what I like?

I spend so much time with you, yet I feel like you don't even know me. At this point in our relationship you should know what I like. My tastes are fairly simple (mostly). I don't need to search some weird fetish site for my tastes. Yet you treat me like I am a fetishist. *sigh*

I feel like you are just suggesting the things that YOU enjoy. That's great, but sometimes it should just be about me. Just one time.

Maybe try suggesting jerking off to something I ACTUALLY enjoy. For once in our fucking relationship.

Just Wanting To Be Understood,

Pmann
 
They have a nice selection of fucking machine porn. Them or redtube or youporn. I can't keep my porn sites sorted.
 
yossi said:
They have a nice selection of fucking machine porn. Them or redtube or youporn. I can't keep my porn sites sorted.
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Lately I have been weirdly fascinated by fuck machine porn. No need to rely on unreliable humans to get the work done.
 
Hey, Mr Penishead....I think they know you better than you know yourself.
I believe you are in denial..Thats a state of mind, not an actual spot.

Possibly just let yourself go, you may enjoy it

But, 8 years searching porn?...you need a hobby lad
 
chillywilly2 said:
Hey, Mr Penishead....I think they know you better than you know yourself.
I believe you are in denial..Thats a state of mind, not an actual spot.

Possibly just let yourself go, you may enjoy it

But, 8 years searching porn?...you need a hobby lad
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I was actually thinking..."only 8 years?"
 
Pornhub assumes I'm Russian and that I like watching old men and young girls.



They're half right.
 
Let's get things straight. I have loads of hobbies. Porn just happens to be one of them.

I also have been looking at porn for more than 8 years. But I estimate that I have been frequenting YouPorn and PornHub for about 8 years. I have been looking at Internet porn back when I had to download that shit from Kazaa and risk a virus to see a 1:32 video of two ugly people fucking. Or worse yet, wait all that time only to find that the video doesn't even work or I get Rick Rolled. Motherfuckers.

Also, don't jump on this machine fucking thing. I mean, sure, a machine can last for more than 3-6 minutes. But if I fuck up, the worst thing that happens is you probably only have two or three orgasms. If that machine fucks up, then it pushes your vagina out of your mouth.
 
I'm older than pmann.. I remember pay per view.. but we were cheap and stuck with scrambled images of assorted boobs and eyeballs.. an occasional mouth.. who knows..

what's more important - is Garnate Russian?
 
GiggLeGasm said:
I'm older than pmann.. I remember pay per view.. but we were cheap and stuck with scrambled images of assorted boobs and eyeballs.. an occasional mouth.. who knows..

what's more important - is Garnate Russian?
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I remember Pay Per View. One time, at my friend's house when I was about 11, his dad got drunk and ordered a PPV porno. Holy shit I was amazed. First off, the vagina was in a different spot than I thought. And it looked a hell of a lot weirder than I thought. In my mind, it was like a belly button, but 6" lower. And the penis went directly in, perpendicular to the ground.

I remember the squiggled images of Cinemax. I was convinced there was a cruel overlord who scrambled those channels. His name was the Squigglemaster. And basically, he decided when I could see titties and when I couldn't. It would go for like a minute and you could see things pretty clearly. And right when I was about to cum, the Squigglemaster would fuck me over and scramble that shit. He was an evil man.
 
Pornhub, like most other *user uploaded* tube sites, built an empire giving away videos stolen from other adult subscription sites.

Imagine if public users took all the stories submitted to Literotica and similar sites and uploaded them to a mega story site. Then over the course of time, the mega story site put the lesser story sites out of business due to lost advertising revenue and membership sales.

Sure, stolen stories like stolen videos can be removed with DMCA requests.

However, in the time it can take to have 1 story removed, dozens more can be uploaded.

Keep that in mind when you attend sites that were and continue to be created through thievery.
 
Magnetron said:
Pornhub, like most other *user uploaded* tube sites, built an empire giving away videos stolen from other adult subscription sites.

Imagine if public users took all the stories submitted to Literotica and similar sites and uploaded them to a mega story site. Then over the course of time, the mega story site put the lesser story sites out of business due to lost advertising revenue and membership sales.

Sure, stolen stories like stolen videos can be removed with DMCA requests.

However, in the time it can take to have 1 story removed, dozens more can be uploaded.

Keep that in mind when you attend sites that were and continue to be created through thievery.
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When I'm searching for free internet porn, rarely do I stop and take the time to do a personal ethics check.

It would be like hesitating before snorting coke to ask myself "wait, is this conflict free cocaine?"
 
ElasticMermaid said:
When I'm searching for free internet porn, rarely do I stop and take the time to do a personal ethics check.

It would be like hesitating before snorting coke to ask myself "wait, is this conflict free cocaine?"
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Most surfers aren't aware of this.

But, NOW you know.
 
Magnetron said:
Pornhub, like most other *user uploaded* tube sites, built an empire giving away videos stolen from other adult subscription sites.

Imagine if public users took all the stories submitted to Literotica and similar sites and uploaded them to a mega story site. Then over the course of time, the mega story site put the lesser story sites out of business due to lost advertising revenue and membership sales.

Sure, stolen stories like stolen videos can be removed with DMCA requests.

However, in the time it can take to have 1 story removed, dozens more can be uploaded.

Keep that in mind when you attend sites that were and continue to be created through thievery.
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Well, I wouldn't pay for porn. So, the way I see it, they aren't losing money on me. And I watch amateur stuff anyway. Mostly.

Although, as part of my ethical porn choices, I try to just go for videos with local, free range, grass fed porn stars.
 
ElasticMermaid said:
It would be like hesitating before snorting coke to ask myself "wait, is this conflict free cocaine?"
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I laughed, then remembered that the Internet will eventually turn every possible joke into a reality:

We are a team of libertarian cocaine dealers. We never buy coke from cartels! We never buy coke from police! We help farmers from Peru, Bolivia and some chemistry students in Brazil, Paraguay and Argentina. We do fair trade!
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This is the best opium you will try, by purchasing this you are supporting local farmers in the hills of Guatemala and you are not financing violent drug cartels.
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Lord Pmann said:
Well, I wouldn't pay for porn. So, the way I see it, they aren't losing money on me. And I watch amateur stuff anyway. Mostly.

Although, as part of my ethical porn choices, I try to just go for videos with local, free range, grass fed porn stars.
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Most people say they wouldn't pay for porn because so much of it nowadays is being given away for free by user uploaded tubes.

:rolleyes:
 
Lord Pmann said:
Well, I wouldn't pay for porn. So, the way I see it, they aren't losing money on me. And I watch amateur stuff anyway. Mostly.

Although, as part of my ethical porn choices, I try to just go for videos with local, free range, grass fed porn stars.
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Doesn't sound like you care much about your hobby...I mean, If you won't pay for it then its just a casual past time


I must be really bored to be getting wrapped up in this
 
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