Dear Orange Leader wants Military Parade for his Birthday.

[eric_erosfan]

Lol. This clown lives in a bizarro world.

https://thehill.com/policy/defense/5236112-trump-plans-june-14-military-parade/

 

[RobDownSouth]

All despots want military parades on their birthdays.

 

[Bray123]

How is any self-respecting dictator supposed to feel loved without a national holiday for his birthday complete with tanks being driven up every main street to remind the proletariat who is in charge?

 

[Noitall]

Make it a National Holiday

 

[Rotadom]

Make it a National Holiday

You're really still supporting this disaster?

 

[Noitall]

No

I never supported GimpCunt of HUSSEIN Black obama

 

[rgraham666]

Lol. This clown lives in a bizarro world.

https://thehill.com/policy/defense/5236112-trump-plans-june-14-military-parade/

I'll note that Anwar Sadat was assassinated by Muslim Brotherhood soldiers during a military parade. This happened in spite of careful security.

So, President Trump, this parade might not be a good idea. Especially as you're trying really hard to piss off as many people as possible.

 

[jomar]

The military parade he wanted as 45 was quoted by the military at a $96 million price tag. DOGE that idea immediately.

 

[Lazaran]

The military parade he wanted as 45 was quoted by the military at a $96 million price tag. DOGE that idea immediately.

Give that orange imbecile another ride in a garbage truck and call it a day (birthday)…

 

[Hel_Books]

All despots want military parades on their birthdays.

Hence the moniker Orange Julius Caesar

 

[problemagain]

have all the troops report to sickcall with bonespurs

 

[Bray123]

This is for his 79th birthday.

He was going to save it for his 80th, but he's worried it may not happen.

 

[MajorRewrite]

A clown parade would be far more appropriate.

Imagine a million anti-MAGAs (otherwise known as sane people) dressed as clowns to parade past the White House on Dementia Donnie’s birthday.

 

[Fuzzy1975]

A clown parade would be far more appropriate.

Imagine a million anti-MAGAs (otherwise known as sane people) dressed as clowns to parade past the White House on Dementia Donnie’s birthday.

That reminds me, "hail to the chief" should now be replaced with "send in the clowns"

 

[MajorRewrite]

That reminds me, "hail to the chief" should now be replaced with "send in the clowns"

Send in the Clowns is quite somber. This is a lighthearted alternative:

 

[KingDJT]

the TRUE reason for the parade! Try again! FAIL AGAIN!
https://www.breitbart.com/politics/...-parade-u-s-armys-250th-anniversary-birthday/

 

[stxjimmy]

Lol. This clown lives in a bizarro world.

https://thehill.com/policy/defense/5236112-trump-plans-june-14-military-parade/

How will the bone spur problem be dealt with?

 

[Chernosoth]

The military wants a parade. It has the world's most expensive toy collection. The generals will politely refrain from fapping at the parade. Trump's birthday is also Flag Day.

 

[butters]

Pope Leo to hold massive virtual-appearance event in DC same day as trump's parade is scheduled for, and at only $5 a ticket, it's already a sell-out at 20,000 attendees:

While the pontiff's message will be delivered from Rome, commentators noted the symbolism in the timing. "A bit of counterprogramming there," said MSNBC's Jonathan Lemire. "But I will say, when the Pope does come for real in the flesh—Chicago. Millions of people."

John Heilemann, speaking alongside Lemire, added: "The counterprogramming point remains, Lemire, because the truth is—for America and Trump's military parade in Washington, if you don't live in Washington, that's a television spectacle. If you don't live in Chicago, the Pope's doing a video mass there at Rate Field. It's the same thing for those of us who live in New York. They're both just TV shows. And, you know, that's the definition of counterprogramming."

i can hear trump now, boasting about the imaginary size of his crowd and how it was so much bigger than the pope's.


https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/worl...1&cvid=ba2e2f21de9c49dab36ca7ffe401ef30&ei=35

 

[Politruk]

Trump wanted a military parade in his first term. One objection was that tanks would tear up the pavement of DC streets. Has that problem been solved?

 

[Bray123]

Trump wanted a military parade in his first term. One objection was that tanks would tear up the pavement of DC streets. Has that problem been solved?

Yes, cuts in Medicaid and Medicare will pay for the repairs.

 

[RoryN]

 

[stxjimmy]

All despots want military parades on their birthdays.

His first triumph, ICE will parade his “victory”

 

[eric_erosfan]

Embarrassing.

 

[RobDownSouth]

His first triumph, ICE will parade his “victory”

Ominously, the stalled continuing budget resolution in Congress contains funding for approximately two dozen more federalized National Guard callups over the next 90 days. I wonder which city with a significant hispanic presence will be next?