Dear Litster...

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Dear Scent~
*snickers*

Love,
Sporting Two Coconuts of Her Own Litster.

 

[funluvinaj]

Dear seeing you in 28 days litster...

I can't fathom that anyone will be able to tolerate my giddiness by November 23!!

Can't wait!!!!

 

[SeedyScribe]

Dear seeing you in 28 days litster...

I can't fathom that anyone will be able to tolerate my giddiness by November 23!!

Can't wait!!!!

Dear Can't Wait,

That av is FANTABULOUS!!!!! WOW!

Sincerely,

Some Guy Litster

 

[funluvinaj]

Dear Can't Wait,

That av is FANTABULOUS!!!!! WOW!

Sincerely,

Some Guy Litster

Dear Some Guy Litster...

You are so much more than "some guy". You are so very talented.

Thank you for the compliment.

Former crush litster.

 

[BBWangeleyes]

Dear Cuddlebear Litster,
I'm glad you're having fun. it's cute
Busy Working Cuddlebug Litster

 

[Astaylith]

Dear Litster,

This is my passive aggressive way of saying it kind of fucking annoys me when you do that.

 

[troubledone]

Dear litster
Get a life litster

 

[BBWangeleyes]

Dear Cuddlebear Litster,
You win. Goodnight
Very tired Cuddlebug Litster
PS: only because she told me to go to sleep also

 

[Lady_Fiona]

Dear if the cap fits litster,

I liked you, you were kind to others, you stuck up for little people. But that was back in the day and you are not the person you were or I thought you to be.

Let me tell you things from MY angle.

I understand that other peoples lives are interesting, I truly do but you take it to painful levels.

Who, he, him, she, her is seeing, involved with, are friends with is their own business. If it doesn't directly involve you or the information is not volunteered to you, then you have no right to it. It is not your concern, mind your own business.

Trying to extracate that information through making idiotic, obviously incorrect suggestions is underhanded.

Now. Because of the above, coupled with lies and untruths, makes you untrustworthy. To then play on that by implanting guilt so that people give you a second chance is equally underhanded.

Making people miserable because you are miserable just makes you unsavory.

Gloating over something that you now 'have' to someone who previously had it and lost it makes you mean.

Being jealous of relationships and friendships when you really have no reason to be, makes you childish.

If someone says something you don't like, go to that person, not someone connected with said person.

You say you feel isolated and out of the loop. I have news for you, you are. On both counts. Why? Go back and re-read above. Either that or simply know that people who counted you as a friend, no longer trust you, go out of their way to avoid you.

Intimidating? No. Truthful? Yes.

So whats the best thing you can do?

Mind your own business
Keep your own counsel
Apologise
Step back, look at yourself and change.
Stop the guilt trips on the people you call friends.
Accept you have to earn their trust all over again.

You used to be beautiful. Now, the shell is still pretty but the core is rotting away.

Signed

Trusted for a reason litster

 

[TongueLust]

Dear You Know I Always Worry Litster,

I have bread pudding in the fridge.

Signed,

Thinking about you Litster.

 

[ThisIsHero]

Dear litster

Lol

Lol'ing litster

 

[Pondlife]

Dear so far up your arse you can see through your mouth litster
You do crack me up.
Laughing at you litster

 

[poppadog]

Dear Litster - Go Fuck yourself!

 

[Mollie_F]

Dear Snf+Snt Litster

Wf + mmd + ch + bkfst =

But wtf?

pch = (ww + tck + pp + ppm) = eys > bly = pch *snap*

Ft fckr.

dn - rf

As always
+ pw Litster

 

[mickyp123]

Dear cake making Litster

Tis a good thing that half of the Zander
Is made of old English Oak

Knowing it won't fail Litster

 

[vavavaVoom]

Dear Selective Hearing or should that be reading?

Yes, I am in receipt of your PM.
I believe you have conveniently forgotten about Kentucky?
The position of bitch is taken.
That would be by me.
Move along. You will never pass a QC check. That would be quality control, just in case you are wondering. You would pass the other... No question.

signed,

She who believes it sucks to be you.
No further correspondence shall be entered into.

 

[BlackCashmere]

Dear she who believes...

This cracks me up...quality control...

Signed,
Needing a laugh this morning Litster...

 

[vavavaVoom]

Dear needing a giggle..

Give me two hours. I am slowly rehumanising. By then the shiraz should kick in.

signed
I don't come with a warning label

 

[funluvinaj]

Dear Shiraz drinking litster...

If it weren't 7:13 am I'd ask for a glass! Yum!

If you had a warning label... Warning! Excessively fun and gorgeous, failing to enjoy her company means you're dead.

Having to go to work sober litster

 

[BradBigBrain]

Dear Snf+Snt Litster

Wf + mmd + ch + bkfst =

But wtf?

pch = (ww + tck + pp + ppm) = eys > bly = pch *snap*

Ft fckr.

dn - rf

As always
+ pw Litster

Um...

OK.

 

[BradBigBrain]

Dear Listster(s)

I haven't been around much. Got nuffin' to do with you. I've been busy at work, long hours and some stress.

Hope y'all don't mind.

Especially you.

B

 

[vavavaVoom]

Dear Sober as you go to Work

In approximately two street corners away, pull over please. Me will jump in with a glass just for you!

Caring is sharing! hic

signed.... Label says going, going, almost gonesky!

 

[mickyp123]

Um...

OK.

Dear ok Litster

You wanna see her write when she has had three glasses of wine

Dragon Litster

 

[OxfordDon]

Dear Litsters...You two complete my day every day...thank you...

 

[mickyp123]

Dear Litsters...You two complete my day every day...thank you...

Dear Oxford Litster

That is the first time I have known anyone talk to there balls
I hope one is litsting more than the other

Off to find a perch Litster