Dear Litster...

[BBWangeleyes]

Dear PMing Litster,

Why, yes I do have pictures, even of myself! You could see them. But how about you start with a "hey, what's up?" instead of that for an opening line..

Angel Litster

PS: <--- look over there

 

[ciarran1983]

Dear Angel Litster,

I want to apologize for the massive amount of asshole there are in the whole that do that. They need to learn to have some respect for themselves and the beautiful women they are trying to talk to. Please remember we all arent like that and there are some decent one in the sea.


The new litster

 

[BBWangeleyes]

Dear Hard n Throbbing Litster,
I'll show you a picture, but I promise you won't be hard and throbbing by the end of it.
That DEFINITELY wasn't the head I was telling you to think with Litster

 

[ciarran1983]

Dear Angel Litster,

The ignore button works wonders on those that dont know how to listen.


The New Guy

 

[BBWangeleyes]

Dear Angel Litster,

The ignore button works wonders on those that dont know how to listen.


The New Guy

Dear New Guy Litster,
I think the picture I sent him will make sure he doesn't talk to me anymore.
Cheeky Bitch Litster

 

[ciarran1983]

Dear New Guy Litster,
I think the picture I sent him will make sure he doesn't talk to me anymore.
Cheeky Bitch Litster

Dear Cheeky Bitch Litster,


One always gets whats coming to them whether or not they like it.


Laughing New Guy

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Dearest Cheeky Bitch,

That's kinda why I haven't been inn that thread in a while. One post...ONE POST...and I'm sure it was the same guy who pm'd you.
No manners, no tact.. My answer was a simple "Nope".
Signed,
Intolerant to Stupidity...

 

[Mollie_F]

Dear Black Rose Litster,

The metaphor was an apt one.


Mirror ~ Sylvia Plath

I am silver and exact. I have no preconceptions.
Whatever I see I swallow immediately
Just as it is, unmisted by love or dislike.
I am not cruel, only truthful ‚
The eye of a little god, four-cornered.
Most of the time I meditate on the opposite wall.
It is pink, with speckles. I have looked at it so long
I think it is part of my heart. But it flickers.
Faces and darkness separate us over and over.

Now I am a lake. A woman bends over me,
Searching my reaches for what she really is.
Then she turns to those liars, the candles or the moon.
I see her back, and reflect it faithfully.
She rewards me with tears and an agitation of hands.
I am important to her. She comes and goes.
Each morning it is her face that replaces the darkness.
In me she has drowned a young girl, and in me an old woman
Rises toward her day after day, like a terrible fish.




Got My Uniform Ready Litster

 

[BlueEyedGent]

Dear Happy IKEA Shopper, who just spent a nice chunk of dollar bills on items....

I am so thrilled you had an amazing time ....but...
Next time...... I wanna GO!
and lunch will be on me!
providing we work it off by running thru the aisles , laughing and acting like a couple of " CRAY CRAYS!
Heck,, I'll even help ya assemble all of your new purchases!( they can be a bitch !)

Just curious, will lunch literally be ON you?

Giggling litster

Dear Giggliing Litster
NAHHHHHHHHHH.....I could never compete with the IKEA Swedish meatballs! They need to have a captive and hungry audience !

 

[Thandi]

NAHHHHHHHHHH.....I could never compete with the IKEA Swedish meatballs! They need to have a captive and hungry audience !

Dear Litster,

I would be happy to eat Swedish meatballs off your chest...Jus' Sayin'

 

[TongueLust]

Dear Litster,

I would be happy to eat Swedish meatballs off your chest...Jus' Sayin'

Dear Litster,

Ahem did somebody say kidnap?

Signed,

Chloroform

 

[mickyp123]

Dear Arborist nursing Litster

Talons crossed that fate lends a helping hand
With your work and wishes

Should have had a shower but sorted Litster

 

[mickyp123]

Dear castle dwelling Litster

Interesting that on your travels you have learned that sponges are clever creatures, able to absorb lots placing what they pick up and storing it in little places where it knows where to find it when required, earning their right to live in deep places.

Admiring your recall ability Litster

 

[Lady_Fiona]

Dear Litster,

You're back. All the more reason not to be here. Was nice and dramaless.

Can't be bothered with shit litster

 

[vavavaVoom]

Dear Intolerant to Stupidity

Who pray tell is cheekier than me? I invite you both to dine with me this evening. A round of cocktails is about to be served. Don't dillydally. I like to drink!

Signed Lush

 

[mickyp123]

Dear likes to drink Lush Litster

I admire your strength to ask such a question

With the cheek to knock over a greyhound bus and a smile
To brighten the darkest of rooms I place you upon a pedestal for others to both look up and aspire too

Knowing cheek when I see it Litster

 

[BBWangeleyes]

Dear Intolerant to Stupidity

Who pray tell is cheekier than me? I invite you both to dine with me this evening. A round of cocktails is about to be served. Don't dillydally. I like to drink!

Signed Lush

Dear Lush Litster,
What do you drink?
From one lush to another Litster

 

[troubledone]

Dear Kept me waiting litster
seven hours are over long ago litster

 

[BBWangeleyes]

Dear Kept me waiting litster
seven hours are over long ago litster

Dear Impatient Litster,
I need to sleep sometime!!!!
Yawning Litster

 

[troubledone]

Dear Impatient Litster,
I need to sleep sometime!!!!
Yawning Litster

Dear yawning litster
bet when you yawn the breast hike up deliciously litster

 

[Thandi]

Dear Litster,

I love it when you surprise me with a PM during your crazy busy day!

Signed,

Your Kitten

 

[vavavaVoom]

Dear Knowing
You make me feel like treasure. I know how dragons feel bout treasure so Im pretty much glowing Platinum right now. May the cheeky and the light guide the dragon to safety at the rare moments when it may be needed.

Dear Kindred spirit
Everything but Pernod or Campari. Yep! That pretty much says it all. Ooh wait! I don't drink beer that tastes like cats piss. I found drinking beer in the UK very difficult. Thank the goddess for Kopperberg Cider and my african boy who was my playmate He made the introductions lol

Loving the cocktail scene currently

 

[Mollie_F]

Dear Admiring the Recall Litster,

As much as sponges are useful, they're not always so kind. Thankfully, they're also filter feeders and its just a case of learning which bits to soak up and which bits to leave behind. Apparently it's got something to do with fine tuning a pump action

Knowing you showered in a parallel universe Litster

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Dear Giggliing Litster
NAHHHHHHHHHH.....I could never compete with the IKEA Swedish meatballs! They need to have a captive and hungry audience !

Dear Non-Competing Litster,

Now meatballs sound good!!!

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Dear Non-Competing Litster,

Now meatballs sound good!!!

dear litster

where's the av?