Dear Litster...

[troubledone]

Dear litster
you have all my support litster
love you litster

 

[Kat73]

Dear Litster,

Do the math...

Rolling eyes here

 

[NeonSubtlety]

Dear welcomed stalker,

Just say hi.

 

[Corbal]

Dear Southern Stalking Litster,

You're reading this, now, I know. Why wouldn't you be, you've always just had to know. We call it looking out for friends, or having the others back. But the truth is, we're addicted to each other like a street walker smoking crack. It's a deeper kind of love, not soiled by sex and despair, rather a united love, for my circa 1980's hair. So, my dearest stalker, while I think you're certifiably nuts, nothing you do will stop me from LOVING YOUR FUCKING GUTS.

Signed,
Further Down South Litster

 

[NeonSubtlety]

Stealing my stalking thunder? Whoa, bro.

 

[Corbal]

Stealing my stalking thunder? Whoa, bro.

Lol. This is totally a coincidence.

We're enemies. Remember?

 

[NeonSubtlety]

Lol. This is totally a coincidence.

We're enemies. Remember?

As arch as enemies get.

 

[Corbal]

As arch as enemies get.

Go to the Crush thread. I'll wait for my PM.

 

[DayMaker]

Dear Southern Stalking Litster,

You're reading this, now, I know. Why wouldn't you be, you've always just had to know. We call it looking out for friends, or having the others back. But the truth is, we're addicted to each other like a street walker smoking crack. It's a deeper kind of love, not soiled by sex and despair, rather a united love, for my circa 1980's hair. So, my dearest stalker, while I think you're certifiably nuts, nothing you do will stop me from LOVING YOUR FUCKING GUTS.

Signed,
Further Down South Litster

*sigh*

Yeah, yeah. I love you too.

 

[Corbal]

*sigh*

Yeah, yeah. I love you too.

You totally know who this is for. Haha.

 

[DayMaker]

You totally know who this is for. Haha.

*nods

Which is one of the reasons I adore you so.

 

[Corbal]

*nods

Which is one of the reasons I adore you so.

He'll get a great laugh. I'm off to bed. Love your guts and breasts.


Oh, and your heart and mind. Apparently, chicks dig that, too.

 

[DayMaker]

He'll get a great laugh. I'm off to bed. Love your guts and breasts.


Oh, and your heart and mind. Apparently, chicks dig that, too.

Me too, I'm an old lady now.

I respect you as a person and all that shit, wanna fuck? <- that line usually works for me in bars...

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Dear Litster,

What would I do without you.

Me you too Litster

 

[funluvinaj]

Dear pinky swearing Litster...

I'm okay.

Confused as hell, but okay. I know you are sorry and feel horrible.

Sadly, this is more the rule than exception. Just had hoped you were different.

Once again I'm a great virtual fuck but there the line is drawn.

Someday I'll meet a man, who's 100% available, who wants all of me... Not just my mind. Though I'm 95% certain he doesn't exist.

I am glad that we are salvaging the best of us from this.

Signed...

Me.

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

Dear You,

You deserve the best, and it will come to you. I have faith in it. Hang in there. you.

Just Me

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

dear Fun One,

You're gonna be fine.
You'll find that one person who makes your soul fly and your heart sing.
That's what I keep telling myself, anyway.

Signed,
Dances with Wounded Heart

 

[Thandi]

Dear Confused,

It will happen. Have faith.
Stay as sweet as you are!
I miss your AV!

 

[SmileyGirl]

Dear confused as hell,

Remember what you told me?
Never settle for less.
You are worth sooo much more
Chin up buttercup

Smiley Girl
x

 

[Lord Pmann]

Dear Fell Asleep On Me Lister,

Rest well. You are loved and adored.

Sincerely,

Pmann

 

[parker77]

Dear Somekind of Awesome on Lit Litster,

Apparently, I suck at stalking. You'd think I'd be better at it by now, what with all the angry husbands and restraining orders. But, no. Thanks for the reminder message. This fucking stalking thing takes real commitment. But, I finally caught up and had more than a great laugh at the trap you set. Btw, it's the nails that are the source of admiration.

Yours daily,

SIT* Litster

*(Stalker In Training)

 

[funluvinaj]

Dear wonderful litsters...

Thank you.

Sad girl

 

[Thandi]

Dear wonderful litsters...

Thank you.

Sad girl

 

[BBWangeleyes]

Dear New To Me Litster,
I'm patiently waiting for you to get off work... I'm not a very patient person.
Anxiously Waiting Litster

Dear Actions Don't Back Up Your Words Litster,
You can watch me post, but there is a reason we're not close anymore. Take a good look in the mirror.
Doesn't do 2nd chances well Litster

Dear Cuddlebear,
GUESS WHAT!!!!!!! Amish Mafia is on demand!!!!!!! I CAN WATCH IT ALL DAY AND NIGHT!!!!!!!!
Super excited and waiting for you to bring dinner Cuddlebug

 

[islandman]

Dear Litster I've Known For Almost 10 Years:

This is for you:


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