Dear Litster...

[perkyT]

Dear LoverlyLusciousLitsters,

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Distributing These Stupid Feelings Litster

 

[Pondlife]

Dear gardening Litsters don't forget that some here think the best way to water plants is the hose they carry with them.
Don't let them pi.....

 

[Kat73]

Dear Munky Litster,

I was watching Ridiculousness today and there were a number of munkys. The one that made me think of you was playing with, ok, torturing a cat!! I know how you like those kitties...

(The two baboons fucking on the hood of someone's car was pretty funny too)
Kisses,

Giggling Litster

 

[BradBigBrain]

Dear sexy titty litster,

Damn! Fucking so sexy!

~ me

 

[vavavaVoom]

Dear Birthday Twin

Come out of hiding please.

Grumpy twin

 

[Mollie_F]

Dear Special Days Litster

I will raise a glass for you, then down the lot

Flapping like a duck on ice Litster

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

Dear Commish and Lion-Lover Litsters-

I'll be watching your contest with interest. Do it up right.

Has Romo/ Bryant/MJD Elsewhere Litster

 

[Lady_Fiona]

Dear should know better litster

You jealous little cat. Who DO you think you are? Making people miserable is not fun, intimidating people is not fun. Picking on people younger and less worldly than you is not big. You are fast turning into the same sort of nastiness as a recently departed, much disliked litster. People will start blocking or simply not being here when you are. Sound familliar?


Now that is something to seriously not be proud of.


Regards

More in life to be proud of than that Litster

 

[Pondlife]

Dear pot litster
stop calling the kettle black
Yours loving the irony Litster.

 

[LusterMunky]

Dear Never Followup,

Testing . . . testing . . . one two three . . . . testing . . . GiggleButt, cum in GiggleButt . . . testing . . . testing . . . calling Mulder and Scully . . .



SPANK!

 

[MSH2]

Dear not that funny litster,

Uh huh, Yeah. I read the PM. Thanks for the Pm. I understood the PM. I',m now deleting the PM. I'm not going to bother to respond to the PM. Certainly not by PM.

Never ignored a litster yet Litster

PS. get stuffed

 

[GiggLeGasm]

SPANK!

Dear Spanky Wanky..
You need to buy me dinner first

 

[LusterMunky]

Dear Spanky Wanky..
You need to buy me dinner first

Nimrod Sweetie, we already did the dinner. How quickly they forget.

Denny's, all you can eat pancakes, geez you sure went for the syrup.

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Dear Litster,

I'm afraid you're thinking of the wrong girl. I don't eat pancakes.
I am, however, willing to endure a sticky drizzle..

 

[JoyDyan]

Dear not that funny litster,

Uh huh, Yeah. I read the PM. Thanks for the Pm. I understood the PM. I',m now deleting the PM. I'm not going to bother to respond to the PM. Certainly not by PM.

Never ignored a litster yet Litster

PS. get stuffed

Dear Stuffed Litster

See if I send *you* another PM!

I Am *Too* Funny Litster!

 

[LusterMunky]

Dear Litster,I am, however, willing to endure a sticky drizzle..

Dear Nimrod Sticky Drizzle Gurl,

I am encouraged the you might endure such a an ordeal, but I am disturbed by your liberal use of the Are you always so wanton.

Sincerely,
Shy Primate

 

[StoneWorker]

Dear So-Not-About-You-Litster,

Wrong. You are really nice, but all I did was wave hello. So cheer up.

Again watching objects recede in my rearview mirror Litster

 

[Noor]

Dear Occasional Litser,

I am sorry but the events of the past few weeks must have overwhelmed me and I slipped out of my usual good girl mode. Sometimes I wonder why I keep up my end when others don't.
Private/public personas blurred I guess but I knew the answer and there was no way of telling otherwise.
You could always pretend that I am just a new fan or that bad girl you seemed to want me to be

Basically still good,
Noor

 

[Sexycutie78]

Dear yummy lister,

OH yes, I'm craving you. This is bad. Oh so bad.

Truly,
Can't stand the anticipation

 

[smotherman]

Dear Surprising Litster,

A woman who finally got it. I'm impressed

Thank you

Impressed Listter

 

[enchain]

Dear Occasional Litser,

I am sorry but the events of the past few weeks must have overwhelmed me and I slipped out of my usual good girl mode. Sometimes I wonder why I keep up my end when others don't.
Private/public personas blurred I guess but I knew the answer and there was no way of telling otherwise.
You could always pretend that I am just a new fan or that bad girl you seemed to want me to be

Basically still good,
Noor

Relatively new to this and found your advice about filling my profile very helpful. I pm some people and so pleasantly surprised with the dialog. Instead of one liners, actually had a conversation and told not be a stranger. So thank- you from a newbie.
So your are good people.

 

[iamincognito45]

Dear Illiterate Litster,

I get so few PMs, I generally enjoy them. And I do appreciate the request for me to write an erotic story for you.

But dude! I'm a dude too! I assume you read my profile since you made the request. But you obviously did not read it with any sense of comprehension. Seeing as how I make repeated references to my gender. Middle aged man? Husband? Father?

Seriously?

Shaking my head in Texas...

 

[TongueLust]

Dear Si and P Litster's,

Ay fuck!

Signed,

Overheated Mami.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Dear Travels in Disguise,

You made me giggle.



Thanks,

Misplaced in Tejas

 

[iamincognito45]

Dear Travels in Disguise,

You made me giggle.



Thanks,

Misplaced in Tejas

Dear Misplaced,

There are worse places to be lost...

I'm happy my post made you giggle. I'd like to smile but... I'm still scratching my head trying to figure out WTF???