Dear Litster...

[Gracie29]

Dear Litster,

This ISN'T the "Lies Lies..." thread.




*turns up the volume and gets ou the camera*

Dear Litster,

I've been sleepin' again. Make me stop.

*breaks your camera*

I loves you.

,
Grumpy Homo-Cider Cow Gracie

 

[MercyMia]

Dear Litster,

Silence has its own message. *ding*

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Litster,

I've been sleepin' again. Make me stop.

*breaks your camera*

I loves you.

,
Grumpy Homo-Cider Cow Gracie

Dear Litster,

Stop.

*giggles*

If someone was reading that like a telegram...it would be "Stop. Stop"

And then if someone was reading that last message it would then be "Stop. Stop. Stop"

*giggles* And then if...

Oof.

Ow.

Okay. Who threw a freakin' (seriously, you Homo-Cider Southern Bovine, stop the rubbing on me...move on to the stroking now...) door stop at me??

*dismantles the camera and extracts the memory card to print the pictures of Snortie damaging my property*

Yeah.

I'm taking this to the authorities.

Prison bitchardo up, baby!

(*excited* I'm gonna look so hot in the horizontal stripes... think they come in purple?)

I hope you haven't showered yet. It's time to go bobbing for coffee beans.

Also, i hope now, you will listen to me when I explain to you the negative effects of sleeping. It's just not worth it. I bet you look all refreshed and pretty now, too. Enjoy it... while you go off to buy a luggage set because you can't carry it under your eyes anymore.

*zaps you with a cattle prod*

I loves you!

,
She Who Is Always Right.

 

[luv1]

Dear local MP

I am writing to you in complant. I was horrified to witness a brutal assault on a small child by it's mother while out in broad daylight no less. I could not see the catalyse of such a terrible thing, but I can not think of what a small kid could do for such an reaction. But out of the blue the mother bit off the small childs bum. Not only did she do this in front of everyone walking but she proudly boasted of the fact. The child so trumatized that all it could do was laugh and giggle (the poor thing has obviously been subjected to this kind of abuse to have developed such a defence to deal with the ordeal). The most horrifying fact struck me was that she didn't leave any marks or spill any blood and in so hidding the abuse. And the brave child was then forced to walk on by as if nothing had happened. I've also called the police but they just threw pens at me and told me to "f**k off!" And that's the main point in my complant.

Yours

Sir Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick And Titch Flabbybottom

PS.

If your not my local MP, could you please pass this letter on as I've run out of green crayon and I'm only left with the reds. Which I say are the cut off willies of little red devils and the lovely staff here have to sedated me so my screams don't wake the rest of the residents.

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Litster,

I'm not.

Wordy. That is.







PS ~ See?

Only 7 words, the post.

5 if you don't count the Dear Litster part.

Which we won't.

Cos it's not part of my post and shouldn't count towards my word count.

And while we're on it, what's wrong with being wordy anyway, which I'm not, I was saying a lot because I had a lot to say, not because I was using lots of words to say what I wanted to say, which was a lot, cos you had given me lots with which to react to and how do you react without using words exactly, so i guess you could say I'm wordy in the way that I use words to word things, but not wordy in the way that i use many a word to word out what I want to say in words.

So, yeah.

Totally not.

Wordy, that is.

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

Dear Lister
........ahem,,as you know some people are giant doody heads and are NOT worth the salt in your tears,
And those certain pickle fuckers ought to be smacked in the ball sack with a pool cue
That is all
HUGS

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Lister
........ahem,,as you know some people are giant doody heads and are NOT worth the salt in your tears,
And those certain pickle fuckers ought to be smacked in the ball sack with a pool cue
That is all
HUGS

Dear Litster,

*giggles*

I adore you.

Shall we go play pool then?

 

[carverII]

Dear Litster,
And while we're on it, what's wrong with being wordy anyway, .

Dear Litster

I'm wordy. I love words. I use them all the time and in great quantities. Not that I'm in love with my voice, but I like using words. Words help to define and shape the world around us. Words help to form our cultures. Words can express our humanity. But words can damage too. Words can all but kill. They can certainly be used to hate.

I think, as a society, that we have forgotten just how important words can truely be. Words such as love, peace, harmony. Instead we focus on words such as war, terror, and race.

George Carlin once had a comedy skit called the "7 Words You Can't Say On Television". In it he ponders what would happen if we replaced the word kill with fake. I would challenge everyone that reads this particular post to try it.

Is this wordy enough?

Can I get a treat now?

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

Dear Litster,

*giggles*

I adore you.

Shall we go play pool then?

Dear Lister,,
ya had to use the A word didnt you?
yesss....lets go and play some pool?............

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Litster

I'm wordy. I love words. I use them all the time and in great quantities. Not that I'm in love with my voice, but I like using words. Words help to define and shape the world around us. Words help to form our cultures. Words can express our humanity. But words can damage too. Words can all but kill. They can certainly be used to hate.

I think, as a society, that we have forgotten just how important words can truely be. Words such as love, peace, harmony. Instead we focus on words such as war, terror, and race.

George Carlin once had a comedy skit called the "7 Words You Can't Say On Television". In it he ponders what would happen if we replaced the word kill with fake. I would challenge everyone that reads this particular post to try it.

Is this wordy enough?

Can I get a treat now?

Dear Litster,

*sniff*

How proud you make me, my little pantiesbutt

But you forget...i know what other kind of words you like, too

A treat?

What would you like to be treated to? A trick?

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Lister,,
ya had to use the A word didnt you?
yesss....lets go and play some pool?............

Dear Litster,

damn, the a-word...speaking of pickle fuckers

I feel like having a double V day.
That should make jamming the pool cue where it should go, even more fun *giggles*

 

[carverII]

Dear Litster,

*sniff*

How proud you make me, my little pantiesbutt

But you forget...i know what other kind of words you like, too

A treat?

What would you like to be treated to? A trick?

Dear Litster,

I would love, nay, I would do anything for a new story from you. I have tons of ideas too. For stories that is. Not that I don't have a few ideas of exactly what I would do in order to get a new story either.

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

Dear Litster,

damn, the a-word...speaking of pickle fuckers

I feel like having a double V day.
That should make jamming the pool cue where it should go, even more fun *giggles*

The A word will forever make me shiver
yeah,,,
so anyway
a double V day?yessssssssssssss,,,,yess
lets do it
BTW,,,,
ya needs to phone me this weekend angel face

 

[Daizie]

Dear Litster,


Wiggle wiggle, hugglegropes.

~Bumsistah

 

[Gracie29]

Dear Litster,

I'm not.

Wordy. That is.







PS ~ See?

Only 7 words, the post.

5 if you don't count the Dear Litster part.

Which we won't.

Cos it's not part of my post and shouldn't count towards my word count.

And while we're on it, what's wrong with being wordy anyway, which I'm not, I was saying a lot because I had a lot to say, not because I was using lots of words to say what I wanted to say, which was a lot, cos you had given me lots with which to react to and how do you react without using words exactly, so i guess you could say I'm wordy in the way that I use words to word things, but not wordy in the way that i use many a word to word out what I want to say in words.

So, yeah.

Totally not.

Wordy, that is.

Dear Litster Wordy McWord,

You've proven my point, but I still love you.

Signed,
Your favorite pedantic homo-cider grumpy cow

 

[Gracie29]

Dear Litster,

I can't do this. I'm simply not brave enough. I'm sorry.

 

[garbage can]

Dear Litster,

I can't do this. I'm simply not brave enough. I'm sorry.

Dear Gracie, sometimes good judgement, over-rules bravery.

 

[hdlynnette]

Dear Litster#1,

We WILL get through this. I will be by your side whenever you need me, and perhaps at times when you don't. And if you do not stop apologizing, I WILL spank your ass!!!

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *​

Dear Litster #2

You are a COWARD!!!!

SHAME ON YOU!!!

 

[fathom7]

Dear Litster,

I can't do this. I'm simply not brave enough. I'm sorry.

Dear Litster:

Garby has a point. The challenge is in your determination as to what is brave versus what you WISH to do. Not necessarily what you CAN do. It's your determination since, contrary to popular belief -- we all have a say in our own lives -- and determinations.

 

[lovemonster]

Dear Litster,

Keep with it. I know it frustrates the hell out of you, something always seems to go wrong whenever you try anything and you're frightened of getting it all wrong.

But keep with it. It will get easier.

xx

 

[cyikac1986]

Dear Lister,

That I were there to hold your hand, make you a cup of tea, and generally make it known that you have the support you need to get through this difficult time. I'm glad you will not be alone today...that is a very good man you raised (how could he not be with you as a mom).
There are so many of us who love you, though we may not talk, but know that each and everyone of us (and I hope they do not mind me speaking for them) are sending you warm and fuzzy thoughts to carry you through this day and all the tomorrows you shall face.
I love you, my litsister, and darn you...you best believe I will come out there and spank you if you don't get better. We have many years of comparing our guys and their many...ahem...faults, foibles, and general silly behaviors.

Your friend, comrade in arms, and adoring fan

 

[trent0553]

Dear Lister,

That I were there to hold your hand, make you a cup of tea, and generally make it known that you have the support you need to get through this difficult time. I'm glad you will not be alone today...that is a very good man you raised (how could he not be with you as a mom).
There are so many of us who love you, though we may not talk, but know that each and everyone of us (and I hope they do not mind me speaking for them) are sending you warm and fuzzy thoughts to carry you through this day and all the tomorrows you shall face.
I love you, my litsister, and darn you...you best believe I will come out there and spank you if you don't get better. We have many years of comparing our guys and their many...ahem...faults, foibles, and general silly behaviors.

Your friend, comrade in arms, and adoring fan

How would any mind at all?

Seconding the motion and in bold print!. Take care of yourself, get well and know you are loved, valued and adored for all you are.

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o143/Trenttags/Floral/roses.gif

 

[sirgary]

Dear Lister,

That I were there to hold your hand, make you a cup of tea, and generally make it known that you have the support you need to get through this difficult time. I'm glad you will not be alone today...that is a very good man you raised (how could he not be with you as a mom).
There are so many of us who love you, though we may not talk, but know that each and everyone of us (and I hope they do not mind me speaking for them) are sending you warm and fuzzy thoughts to carry you through this day and all the tomorrows you shall face.
I love you, my litsister, and darn you...you best believe I will come out there and spank you if you don't get better. We have many years of comparing our guys and their many...ahem...faults, foibles, and general silly behaviors.

Your friend, comrade in arms, and adoring fan

...might mean more if you threaten NOT to give a spanking...

... ....

 

[trent0553]

Non-lit Subject:

Dear Litster,

My deepest condolences on your loss. While you may have known it was coming, it does not make it any easier in reality.
Please know my prayers and thoughts go with you today and throughout the coming days.
http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o143/Trenttags/Floral/whitelillysml.jpg

{{{{{{{{hugs}}}}}}

Trent

 

[hdlynnette]

Dear Litster,

Thank you.