Dear Litster...

[PlayfulLittle1]

Dear Sexy Litster,

What if I suddenly called you out of the blue?

Searching For Something Litster

 

[Pondlife]

Dear wordshy Litster
At a rate of roughly one post every season we'll await your next post with interest in December
from says too much litster

 

[TongueLust]

Dear Ooh La La Voice Litster,



Signed,

 

[BluKitten]

Dear Cabin Fever Litster,

What's next?

Signed,
Waiting with anticipation Litster

 

[BradBigBrain]

Dear Sexy Litster,

What if I suddenly called you out of the blue?

Searching For Something Litster

I wouldn't mind. Got my digits?

 

[BBWangeleyes]

Dear Litster,
I don't feel like its worth it anymore. Why bother?
Me

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Dear Whoever Wants to Listen...

Muahahahaha! Made you look!!

Signed,
In a Completely Goofier Than Usual Mood Litster

 

[mickyp123]

Dear trying to avoid the sweetness Litster

The all embracing saccharin will overwhelm you

Good luck

Should you come out spewing syrup I know it's too late

Watching your quest Litster

 

[Treasured]

Dear You Litster,

Your morning emails make me smile. Yet there is one thing that troubles me. You are always lovingly ragging about my sleep patterns and my eating....this I know for sure...you my dear don't sleep well nor do you eat as well as you want me to believe. So from here on out I am skimming by that section of my morning email.

Pot kettle litster

 

[Mollie_F]

Dear Sending Me Warning Signals Litster

Thank you.

So far I have desecrated a large piece of furniture and filled my fishbowl with bitter lemon. That should keep the creepers away.

If it continues, I'll start sacrificing cute fluffy things to be defiled by the humping god

Off to wipe myself clean of the goo and sap Litster

 

[Treasured]

Dear Witchful litster,

I have seen enough to know what has happened. I know the kind of hurt you are feeling right now because I have been there too, not so long ago. I will not lie and say it gets easier as time goes on.....it doesn't really. Some days you will sail through and the next you do nothing but buck the waves and wind.

I just want you to know my box is open if you need someone to listen....someone who understands exactly how you feel.

Been there am still doing that litster

 

[sereneone4u]

Dear Saxon Captor aka Sun God,

Every day I wake up with a smile on my face since you came into my life.
I no longer feel cold and dark now that I bask in your warmth and strength.
I will be ever thankful that you came and got me, that you made the decision to capture me and make me yours.

Your Wild Celtic Princess aka your five-point star of which you have painted on your shield (Serens)

P.S. I have also decided to call you Lord Sledgehammer. haha

 

[BBWangeleyes]

Dear Cuddlebear,
What the fuck is wrong with you? How dare you suggest such bullshit. Now I want SBC not Starbucks.
Pissed off Cuddlebug

 

[papadoc19]

Dear Cuddlebear,
What the fuck is wrong with you? How dare you suggest such bullshit. Now I want SBC not Starbucks.
Pissed off Cuddlebug

Dear Cuddlebug,

I can maybe get you some McDonald's?

Cuddlebear who doesn't see the appeal of overpriced coffee Litster

 

[BradBigBrain]

Dear Cuddlebug,

I can maybe get you some McDonald's?

Cuddlebear who doesn't see the appeal of overpriced coffee Litster

Dear Grumpy Blue Man Group Member,

Two Words for you: Tim Horton's.

That is all.

 

[BBWangeleyes]

Dear Grumpy Blue Man Group Member,

Two Words for you: Tim Horton's.

That is all.

Dear Helpful Litster,
Thank you
Cuddlebug Litster

 

[Mollie_F]

Dear Making Memories Litster

May they be deep and lasting, with strong roots of their own.

Methinks they have been given a good foundation, and are lucky to have a pair of wings and a roar to watch over them.

Wishing you lots of joy too, you proud old fucker

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Dear Sexy But Stupid,

I knew some people were shallow around here, but seriously? That really not only offends me but hurts as well.

It is people like you who make people like me so god damned selective in who they open up to.

And with that, I'd like to offer up my suggestion of a tall building and a short plank.

Signed,
More Clearly Focused Litster

 

[SweetMystery]

Dear Guilt-Inducing Litster,

Whatever.

Signed,
Better Luck Next Time Litster

 

[Kat73]

My Dear Litster,

I can't even imagine what you are going through. Know that through everything, I will be here, holding your hand.

Your Adoring Friend,

Me

 

[BBWangeleyes]

Dear Cuddlebear Litster,
I would appreciate you getting a more interesting job, I have a few suggestions for you. How about ER psychiatrist? Or maybe heart surgeon? Or even "Entertainer" at Disney? Please do something that involves more than paperwork.
Love,
Cuddlebug Litster

 

[papadoc19]

Dear Cuddlebear Litster,
I would appreciate you getting a more interesting job, I have a few suggestions for you. How about ER psychiatrist? Or maybe heart surgeon? Or even "Entertainer" at Disney? Please do something that involves more than paperwork.
Love,
Cuddlebug Litster

Dear Cuddlebug Litster,

We can't all work in a casino.

Cuddlebear Litster

 

[BBWangeleyes]

Dear Cuddlebug Litster,

We can't all work in a casino.

Cuddlebear Litster

Dear Cuddlebear Litster,
The thought of you putting up with drunk gamblers the way I do cracks me up to no end. I just can't see it.
Casino Cuddlebug Litster

 

[photograph]

Dear Sleeping Sweetly Litster,

28 more days.

Missing You More Than Usual Litster

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Dear late shift Litster,

I think we have a misconnect somewhere. Wanna tell me what it is? I'd like to work it out.

Missing our exchanges Litster