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Dear Mums the word Litsters
Happy mother's day to all you fantastic sexy smart funny incredible lady moms out there. May you be showered with love today and chocolate... lots of chocolate!
Showin' my appreciation Litster


Happy MILFs Day, sluts!![]()
Fixed it.![]()
May all the children be well behaved and any significant others engaged and attentive.![]()

Dear Ladies That Want To Be Mother's Next Year,
PM me
Baby Daddy Litster

Dear BDL,
Sweet of you to offer. But... been there, done that, got baby vomit on the t-shirt.
So I think I'll pass.
Sincerely,
way too old for that shit Litster![]()


Dear Sorry Litster,
Don't walk away so easily. It makes me feel like you didn't mean it in the first place.
Sincerely,
Not the easiest to be close to.![]()
Litsters,
If you are a mother, feel free to discipline me. My gift to you
Litster
Litsters,
If you are a mother, feel free to discipline me. My gift to you
Litster
*takes your cell phone and your car*
Go clean the litter box.
Happy now?
Mommy Litster
Litster,
That’s not helping!
Litster
*takes your cell phone and your car*
Go clean the litter box.
Happy now?
Mommy Litster