Dear Litster... (continued)

[jeff_is_smiling]

Dear Litster,

After some 50,000+ posts, I've decided I have a pretty good handle on many lit motivations. For newbies in particular. Behaviors that result in awkward PMs from you - that seem cleverly performed and unique to YOU, have been done to ME dozens of times already.

Honesty - that's the only way. It will always be OK to simply say, "Sorry, I met someone else and am no longer interested in trying to play with you." Trying to conjure up semi-believable, elaborate explanations to cover that inconvenient truth impact people more than just saying what's what.

Just some "experienced" advice - take it or leave it as you will.

Signed, "Some things are getting old" litster....

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

Dear Litster, I came here because I was lead to believe there would be ass kissing!?!?




QUOTE=jeff_is_smiling;88929356]Dear Litster,

After some 50,000+ posts, I've decided I have a pretty good handle on many lit motivations. For newbies in particular. Behaviors that result in awkward PMs from you - that seem cleverly performed and unique to YOU, have been done to ME dozens of times already.

Honesty - that's the only way. It will always be OK to simply say, "Sorry, I met someone else and am no longer interested in trying to play with you." Trying to conjure up semi-believable, elaborate explanations to cover that inconvenient truth impact people more than just saying what's what.

Just some "experienced" advice - take it or leave it as you will.

Signed, "Some things are getting old" litster....[/QUOTE]

 

[Mollie_F]

Dear Watching Litster

Sometimes being broken is a reminder of the things that really hold us together.

Velcro is amazing

Had My Quarterly Wash Litster

 

[LostGirlTink]

Dear Secrets to the Grave Litster....

Maybe just stick this up on a locker somewhere.
http://www.planetdolan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/1-8.jpg



Willing to move bodies with you Litster

 

[snexxer]

Dear Willing to move bodies with you Litster

Don't forget the pact.

Signed.

They slipped and fell officer litster.

 

[mickyp123]

Dear Quarterly wash Litster


Wise man say

Velcro proof that even for fish
Not all hooks are bad.

Fillosofical Dwagon Litster

 

[mickyp123]

Dear Misfit Litster,

There must be a support group for oddballs like us.

I'll bring cake Litster

Dear bring cake Litster

If there are two that makes evenballs.

Just sayin Litster

 

[LostGirlTink]

Dear Willing to move bodies with you Litster

Don't forget the pact.

Signed.

They slipped and fell officer litster.

Dear Be nicer to the officers Litster,
Shh... this is starting to look like premeditation.

Be cool

I got your alibi.

 

[LostGirlTink]

Dear BFF Litster,

Nope. Nuh uh. Sorry. Can't do it.

What would this place be if we all stopped avoiding confrontation? Oh, that's right... the GB! I have a feeling we would be in the Principal's office every. single. day.

Signed,
Meet me behind the bleachers

Dear Troublemaker

Only if the principal gives spankings.
Also...
Can we make out behind the bleachers?

Skipping class Litster

 

[tnman03]

Dear Secrets to the Grave Litster....

Maybe just stick this up on a locker somewhere.
http://www.planetdolan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/1-8.jpg



Willing to move bodies with you Litster

And just what may I ask would the incipient bullies hiding from reality ever do to express themselves??? Someone might even get scolded for back talking the parents who let them live in the basement.

 

[SoulAssasin247]

Dear Secrets to the Grave Litster....

Maybe just stick this up on a locker somewhere.
http://www.planetdolan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/1-8.jpg



Willing to move bodies with you Litster

Looks like you want to see the shit go down LMAO. Don't worry eventually someone on LIT, will get another lister angry enough.
There's so much bs going on behind the scenes, you never know when shit will pop off lol.

 

[LostGirlTink]

Looks like you want to see the shit go down LMAO. Don't worry eventually someone on LIT, will get another lister angry enough.
There's so much bs going on behind the scenes, you never know when shit will pop off lol.

Dear laughing...
Nah, just a funny giggle
Don’t read too much into anything I say
I’m not that interesting

~like Switzerland litster

 

[DarkrSide]

Dear Litster I never spoke to,

Something about you reminds me of a crush from years ago, I know you're not her but.... I kinda wish you were.

Wishful THinking Lit

 

[interestedtoknow]

Dear Troublemaker

Only if the principal gives spankings.
Also...
Can we make out behind the bleachers?

Skipping class Litster

Dear scholarly litster,

Am I the principal or you?

Sincerely,

I win either way litster

 

[SoulAssasin247]

Dear laughing...
Nah, just a funny giggle
Don’t read too much into anything I say
I’m not that interesting

~like Switzerland litster

Dear Like Switzerland,

Not reading much into it, just found the post amusing. I was picturing you spectating, screaming off with his head. I don't know you, but I am sure someone finds you interesting.


Just having a little fun Lister

 

[interestedtoknow]

Dear Interested Litster,

Sorry, she's mine.

Signed,
I don't share well with others Litster

Dear not sharing,

Not sharing gets you sent to the principal’s office and I now know who the principal is.

Sincerely,

Some how I think I still win watching that litster

 

[tnman03]

Dear Interested Litster,

Sorry, she's mine.

Signed,
I don't share well with others Litster

Dear Stingy

Now watch it with all of that Tinking around now.

 

[SoulAssasin247]

Dear Darling,

I can't help it. Some want to be Top Kitten. I want to be Only Kitten. Don't worry, there won't be any cat fights around here.

Love,
Tink's #1 Fan

Dear Tink's #1 Fan

I wish I witnessed the beginning of this interesting relationship you 2 have.




Just having fun Lister

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Dear Stricken,

It won't be the same without you.

Not here, not there, not anywhere.

Signed,
Puffles

 

[KarenB59]

Dear Litster,
Still wondering but really in the end
https://i.makeagif.com/media/2-09-2015/4qhYin.gif

 

[ydahecnot]

Litsters,

HIYA, MICKEY!

Litster

 

[barefootgirl69]

Dear Litsters,

You know who you are. Thank you for your messages, your compassion, your thoughts and prayers for me and my family. Thank you for the calls and the love you've shown and being there when I've needed you at crazy hours... and when I go from happy to despondent at any given moment.

I couldn't get through this without my friends. I love you.

~bfg~

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

.....

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Dear Good Morning At Night Litster,

This totally sucks. I hate it so much.

I miss my friend.

Signed,
Won't Sleep A Wink Tonight Litster

 

[cascadiabound]

Dear Haiku Writing Litster~

verses of 5 ~ 7 ~ 5
have never been so sweet
as they were to me this night

signed,

forever grateful for your enduring friendship Litster