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Dear Licentious Litster,

Desperation is not an attractive quality. Neither is duplicity. A little integrity, a little honor, a little consideration for others.

C’mon, you can do it. ;)

Pro-Self-Improvement Litster
 
Dear BrianUncut70 Litster,

You showed up in my box uninvited and offered to let me watch you stroke your soft cock to hard on cam. I politely turned you down.

You tried again. I told you to go away.

You flounced.

Dude. Go fuck yourself in the ear.

Signed,
Outing Your Ass Cause I'm Not Taking This Shit Anymore Litster
 
Dear Litsters...

I'm writing this so a few people will know where I've disappeared to.

Over the past few days, I've been struggling with my pain and the effects that this causes. I'm finding it hard to be my usual self so I've decided to step back from Lit whilst I get sorted (hopefully!).

I'll definitely be back soon - I just need to sort myself out first.

Take care guys.
 
Wild_Honey_66 said:
Dear BrianUncut70 Litster,

You showed up in my box uninvited and offered to let me watch you stroke your soft cock to hard on cam. I politely turned you down.

You tried again. I told you to go away.

You flounced.

Dude. Go fuck yourself in the ear.

Signed,
Outing Your Ass Cause I'm Not Taking This Shit Anymore Litster
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... what if he offered to show you that? I'd pay to see that. just for the pure goulish spetical of it all.

Dear Lister

Where are my car keys?
 
AWonkyDonkey said:
Dear Litsters...

I'm writing this so a few people will know where I've disappeared to.

Over the past few days, I've been struggling with my pain and the effects that this causes. I'm finding it hard to be my usual self so I've decided to step back from Lit whilst I get sorted (hopefully!).

I'll definitely be back soon - I just need to sort myself out first.

Take care guys.
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I hope you feel better soon. ((hugs))
 
Wild_Honey_66 said:
Dear BrianUncut70 Litster,

You showed up in my box uninvited and offered to let me watch you stroke your soft cock to hard on cam. I politely turned you down.

You tried again. I told you to go away.

You flounced.

Dude. Go fuck yourself in the ear.

Signed,
Outing Your Ass Cause I'm Not Taking This Shit Anymore Litster
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Dear Badass not putting up with shit litster,

Woohoo!

Signed,
Missed the sudden outburst litster


Also

Cockmap Litsters,

I have been reading that thread. Your words move me.

Signed, amused litster
 
luv1 said:
... what if he offered to show you that? I'd pay to see that. just for the pure goulish spetical of it all.

Dear Lister

Where are my car keys?
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Dearest Darling Luvvy Litster,

I was thinking of you just this morning! :heart::heart::heart:

MedicalMuse said:
Dear Badass not putting up with shit litster,

Woohoo!

Signed,
Missed the sudden outburst litster


Also

Cockmap Litsters,

I have been reading that thread. Your words move me.

Signed, amused litster
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Dear Returning Litster,

Good to see you back! :)
 
Dear soft-cock-picture-eliciter Lister,

Since you decided to out me and added your own spice to the story and could not take a joke and wanted to show off a new word you learned without understanding its meaning...here is our exchange:

------
You: Thanks but no thanks. :) I prefer to watch only the cocks of my good friends.
Me: Well, then how about we get to know each other and become good friends?? :)
You: No. Go away.
Me: Fine! Be that way...your loss
------

I am now fucking myself in the ear...because I can.

Loosen up and try to understand humor. I left you alone with a humorous comment (I guess you don't understand what smiley face is for)

It's funny that you publicly elicit pictures of soft cocks from strangers and then get your panties in a twist when someone offers. I guess all those who posted are your "good" friends :p

Now go get that ball bearing out of your ass and loosen up!

signed,
Responding, cause I can't stand false accusations and I man up to messaging you!
 
Dear "not quite yourself" Litster,

Hope you get sorted out soon. *hugs you carefully*

"Keeping the couch warm for you Litster" :kiss:
 
Dear beautiful voiced litster

Thank you for making my train ride home an interesting one, l look forward to the longer ride next week.

Your squishy little litster
 
BrianUncut70 said:
Dear soft-cock-picture-eliciter Lister,

Since you decided to out me and added your own spice to the story and could not take a joke and wanted to show off a new word you learned without understanding its meaning...here is our exchange:

------
You: Thanks but no thanks. :) I prefer to watch only the cocks of my good friends.
Me: Well, then how about we get to know each other and become good friends?? :)
You: No. Go away.
Me: Fine! Be that way...your loss
------

I am now fucking myself in the ear...because I can.

Loosen up and try to understand humor. I left you alone with a humorous comment (I guess you don't understand what smiley face is for)

It's funny that you publicly elicit pictures of soft cocks from strangers and then get your panties in a twist when someone offers. I guess all those who posted are your "good" friends :p

Now go get that ball bearing out of your ass and loosen up!

signed,
Responding, cause I can't stand false accusations and I man up to messaging you!
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Dear Brian,

Yep. I did. I solicited every last one of those cocks. In public. For a public thread.

At no time did I invite any of them into my box.

If you had messaged me with something like ' Hi I'm Brian! I think your new thread is cool. Do you like pizza?' instead of titling it 'Soft cock to hard' with an opening line of 'would you like to be an audience to it?' we may be having a very different conversation right now.

False accusations? I don't see any. But I will accept responsibility for having opened your pm in the first place.

I do have a sense of humor, but I'll grant you that it may be different from yours.

Let's put it behind us and move on, shall we?
 
Wild_Honey_66 said:
Dear Brian,

Yep. I did. I solicited every last one of those cocks. In public. For a public thread.

At no time did I invite any of them into my box.

If you had messaged me with something like ' Hi I'm Brian! I think your new thread is cool. Do you like pizza?' instead of titling it 'Soft cock to hard' with an opening line of 'would you like to be an audience to it?' we may be having a very different conversation right now.

False accusations? I don't see any. But I will accept responsibility for having opened your pm in the first place.

I do have a sense of humor, but I'll grant you that it may be different from yours.

Let's put it behind us and move on, shall we?
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Your PM box is closed, so you'll just have to get your Crocs here...(got a few 'Hanging' around)

https://groupecasino.i.lithium.com/t5/image/serverpage/image-id/61666iB01E7796CE0D4163?v=1.0
 
BrianUncut70 said:
Dear soft-cock-picture-eliciter Lister,

Since you decided to out me and added your own spice to the story and could not take a joke and wanted to show off a new word you learned without understanding its meaning...here is our exchange:

------
You: Thanks but no thanks. :) I prefer to watch only the cocks of my good friends.
Me: Well, then how about we get to know each other and become good friends?? :)
You: No. Go away.
Me: Fine! Be that way...your loss
------

I am now fucking myself in the ear...because I can.

Loosen up and try to understand humor. I left you alone with a humorous comment (I guess you don't understand what smiley face is for)

It's funny that you publicly elicit pictures of soft cocks from strangers and then get your panties in a twist when someone offers. I guess all those who posted are your "good" friends :p

Now go get that ball bearing out of your ass and loosen up!

signed,
Responding, cause I can't stand false accusations and I man up to messaging you!
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Wild_Honey_66 said:
Dear Brian,

Yep. I did. I solicited every last one of those cocks. In public. For a public thread.

At no time did I invite any of them into my box.

If you had messaged me with something like ' Hi I'm Brian! I think your new thread is cool. Do you like pizza?' instead of titling it 'Soft cock to hard' with an opening line of 'would you like to be an audience to it?' we may be having a very different conversation right now.

False accusations? I don't see any. But I will accept responsibility for having opened your pm in the first place.

I do have a sense of humor, but I'll grant you that it may be different from yours.

Let's put it behind us and move on, shall we?
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Dear Litsters,

I have a sense of humor, too!
Just how funny is your cock, 70?

People start threads for lots of reasons. As crazy as it may be to believe, PMing a a stranger your hard Cock is not always The Goal of a public thread soliciting soft cocks.
I know. I know.
I was floored as well.
Don't quit your day job for that comedy career.

Signed,
I'm gonna need a bigger spoon
 
Farawyn said:
Dear Litsters,

I have a sense of humor, too!
Just how funny is your cock, 70?

People start threads for lots of reasons. As crazy as it may be to believe, PMing a a stranger your hard Cock is not always The Goal of a public thread soliciting soft cocks.
I know. I know.
I was floored as well.
Don't quit your day job for that comedy career.

Signed,
I'm gonna need a bigger spoon
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Dear Farawyn,

http://t11.deviantart.net/Zke4c_9DiEOhaQYvCeh11fyMdFY=/fit-in/700x350/filters:fixed_height(100,100):origin()/pre06/5769/th/pre/i/2012/130/5/9/____mah_spoon_is_too_big_____banner_by_andyskullcandy-d4z9wdr.png

Dictated but not read,
I need a bigger bowl
 
Dear giggling nervous cock litster,

You always know how to break the tension.

Signed,
Amused litster
 
Dear not here anymore Litster,
Thank you for being so supportive and my rock. I'm glad I get to share my good news and happy thoughts with you first. You're so incredibly special to me. :heart:
 
Wild_Honey_66 said:
Dear Brian,

Yep. I did. I solicited every last one of those cocks. In public. For a public thread.

At no time did I invite any of them into my box.

If you had messaged me with something like ' Hi I'm Brian! I think your new thread is cool. Do you like pizza?' instead of titling it 'Soft cock to hard' with an opening line of 'would you like to be an audience to it?' we may be having a very different conversation right now.

False accusations? I don't see any. But I will accept responsibility for having opened your pm in the first place.

I do have a sense of humor, but I'll grant you that it may be different from yours.

Let's put it behind us and move on, shall we?
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Dear pizza_lover,

I know you did not invite any cocks into your box and I did NOT send any. There is a big difference between offering and just throwing it in your face.

Scenario 1: Would you like a slice of pizza?
Scenario 2: Here, eat this slice of pizza

That is your false accusation and you did it again in this post by insinuating that I sent a pic of my cock.

You sure have a very different sense of humor!

I am moving on...
 
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