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Dear Shareholder,

Mustard just throws off the taste of my ham and Doritos sandwiches. Mayo rocks and the fact that you don't like it, makes me want to slather it on both pieces of bread.

Plus no matter how much you shake mustard, when you turn that fucker over to squeeze some onto your bread, inevitably you get mustard's pre-cum. Nothing ruins sandwiches more than mustard pre-cum. It's a frustrating and downright nauseous feeling, when you pick up your bread, tilt it to the side, and watch mustard jizz run off the bread.

Signed,

Fuck mustard. Mayo Rocks
 
Dear Mustard Fucker,

Thanks a lot - I'll never be able to eat anything with mustard on it again. Unless it's slathered on a cock.

Guess I'm Stuck with Mayo
 
Dear condiment loving litsters ...

As a nurse I'm happy to see you all practicing safe sandwiching. I have a confession. I like my sandwiches bare, raw , animalistic :)

Signed : Kinky sammich Litster
 
Titts4Tatts said:
Dear condiment loving litsters ...

As a nurse I'm happy to see you all practicing safe sandwiching. I have a confession. I like my sandwiches bare, raw , animalistic :)

Signed : Kinky sammich Litster
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Dear T4T...

So happy to see you again...missed you too much...:heart:
 
Dear Relative Stranger,

Thanks for the brief chat. I needed it. :)

Appreciative Litster.
 
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Dear Litster

STOP STALKING ME! I’ve blocked you on two apps already. Changing your avatar, your name to symbols, or even using someone else’s name will not trick me up!

I may seem like an easy girl because of my playfulness, dirty mind and innocent openness on Lit but don’t be fooled. I am a powerful woman. I am damn smart, highly educated and very clever. I can smell a douche a mile away. No man will ever intimidate me or overpower me. My balls are bigger than yours.

There is a reason why I have never sexted with you - your soul is ugly to me. And there is a reason why I won’t answer your myriad of PMs & MGS - you are needy, clingy, jealous, a beggar and a self-satisfier - everything I’m unattracted to.

I like men who have dignity, honour and integrity - the nobel ones who care for women like gentleman should, who are honest and forthright, and have the courage to share their truth no matter the consequences.

The readers of this post might be wondering why I haven’t blocked you yet from Lit. Well… it’s how I keep an eye on you, to know your deceptive ways so I can learn them, that I may detect such individuals earlier so I won’t be subject to someone like you again.

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RacyWilde said:
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Dear Litster

STOP STALKING ME! I’ve blocked you on two apps already. Changing your avatar, your name to symbols, or even using someone else’s name will not trick me up!

I may seem like an easy girl because of my playfulness, dirty mind and innocent openness on Lit but don’t be fooled. I am a powerful woman. I am damn smart, highly educated and very clever. I can smell a douche a mile away. No man will ever intimidate me or overpower me. My balls are bigger than yours.

There is a reason why I have never sexted with you - your soul is ugly to me. And there is a reason why I won’t answer your myriad of PMs & MGS - you are needy, clingy, jealous, a beggar and a self-satisfier - everything I’m unattracted to.

I like men who have dignity, honour and integrity - the nobel ones who care for women like gentleman should, who are honest and forthright, and have the courage to share their truth no matter the consequences.

The readers of this post might be wondering why I haven’t blocked you yet from Lit. Well… it’s how I keep an eye on you, to know your deceptive ways so I can learn them, that I may detect such individuals earlier so I won’t be subject to someone like you again.

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Dear Litster,

I'm thinking every Litster woman has encountered him. He's a colossal douche. Good on you for shutting him down.

Signed,

High Five Litster!
 
IhateClowns said:
Dear Shareholder,

Mustard just throws off the taste of my ham and Doritos sandwiches. Mayo rocks and the fact that you don't like it, makes me want to slather it on both pieces of bread.

Plus no matter how much you shake mustard, when you turn that fucker over to squeeze some onto your bread, inevitably you get mustard's pre-cum. Nothing ruins sandwiches more than mustard pre-cum. It's a frustrating and downright nauseous feeling, when you pick up your bread, tilt it to the side, and watch mustard jizz run off the bread.

Signed,

Fuck mustard. Mayo Rocks
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Dear Mayo licker Litster,

I had that problem with ketchup until I took a knife & opened its belly. Now I can just scoop it out.

Surgical Litster.
 
Dear Mustard jizz hating litster,

Now I have coffee dripping from my nose and all down my chest. You fucking rock. Thank you!

Laughing my ass off Litster
 
Dear Above Litsers,

I won't use mustard unless it comes with a Viagra prescription.

Signed,

Mayo4Life
 
Dear Long Ago Litster,
Though you were a bit of a cad when reality hit you, there was a long while when your care, your words, your voice and your humor helped me to find my smile again.

:kiss:
 
Dear Litster,

When you respond to my personal, maybe take the time to read it first. Don't ghost me because I was not what you thought. And should you decide later that you don't want to continue talking, have the human decency to tell me so.
 
Dollie

Dear Litsters with no or few posts please stop asking stupid sex questions then removing your PM box. Just tell me you are done asking personal stupid questions and i won't reply again.
 
Hat trick

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Dear Litster 1 -

You think I’m annoying and impolite because I don’t answer a few of your PM’s out of the twenty you send every day? Excuse me that I didn’t prioritise you before my sleep, my gym workout, my full time job, my house cleaning, my friends, and my real Lit friends, not to mention my emergency dentist appointment today.

I don’t owe you anything. This is one thing misogynists need to understand. If you PM me, that is your choice. As much as you think you are entitled, I do not automatically owe you a reply. Replying is a choice for me to make and I am within my right and freedom not to reply if I so wish. You say it is social etiquette? I say you are just trying to make me feel like a bad person because I exercise my right and freedom not to reply to you. But the kicker is…. I have already politely replied to your twenty plus PMs today. How is that not polite? I think I’ve been indulging you too much. I don’t even consider you a friend, just an acquaintance on Lit at best.

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Dear Litster 2 -

You come off as a gentleman, contacting me because I've take your fancy. You ask me what my kinks are, I kindly oblige and then you call me 'vicious'? I am a Gentle Femdom. To me, pegging is not a violent sport, it is an intimate, erotic and relationship building experience shared between two people who have a very special bond. I do not have a vicious bone in my body. I respect my lovers and care for them very much. PMing me, saying I’m "Vicious. Truly vicious” is abusive.

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Dear Lister 3 -

I am not here for your entertainment. Just because I ‘intrigue’ you or have ‘piqued your interested’ doesn’t mean you equally intrigue or interest me. I am a very different woman, yes, I know, everyone tells me. I don’t mean to be, I’m just being myself. I am not a ride at the carnival that looks dangerous but you dare yourself to try it just once. I’m a real girl. I want people to PM me because they like me not because I’m a shiny new toy.

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Fellas… I don’t know who has spiked the cool-aid today, but stop drinking it! Usually you guys are really nice and lovely, but this hat trick sucks ass.

:(
 
Dear Doesnt Like the Hat Trick,

It has to be the Lit water.
Or we know the same guys.

'Cause, yea.

I've also talked to a few of my GFs, and the guys are on the rampage lately, today in particular.

Fondly,
Chalk it up to Mondays
 
Dear Chalk it up to Monday,

Does that mean we are free from tom-foolery the next six days, or is that when they start drinking again?

Signed,

Not afraid to hit ignore
 
barefootgirl69 said:
Dear Chalk it up to Monday,

Does that mean we are free from tom-foolery the next six days, or is that when they start drinking again?

Signed,

Not afraid to hit ignore
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Dear Not Afraid,

*fluffs your Pom Poms*

Love,
Don't Block Me, I'm Needy!
 
RacyWilde said:
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Dear Litster 1 -

You think I’m annoying and impolite because I don’t answer a few of your PM’s out of the twenty you send every day? Excuse me that I didn’t prioritise you before my sleep, my gym workout, my full time job, my house cleaning, my friends, and my real Lit friends, not to mention my emergency dentist appointment today.

I don’t owe you anything. This is one thing misogynists need to understand. If you PM me, that is your choice. As much as you think you are entitled, I do not automatically owe you a reply. Replying is a choice for me to make and I am within my right and freedom not to reply if I so wish. You say it is social etiquette? I say you are just trying to make me feel like a bad person because I exercise my right and freedom not to reply to you. But the kicker is…. I have already politely replied to your twenty plus PMs today. How is that not polite? I think I’ve been indulging you too much. I don’t even consider you a friend, just an acquaintance on Lit at best.

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Dear Litster 2 -

You come off as a gentleman, contacting me because I've take your fancy. You ask me what my kinks are, I kindly oblige and then you call me 'vicious'? I am a Gentle Femdom. To me, pegging is not a violent sport, it is an intimate, erotic and relationship building experience shared between two people who have a very special bond. I do not have a vicious bone in my body. I respect my lovers and care for them very much. PMing me, saying I’m "Vicious. Truly vicious” is abusive.

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Dear Lister 3 -

I am not here for your entertainment. Just because I ‘intrigue’ you or have ‘piqued your interested’ doesn’t mean you equally intrigue or interest me. I am a very different woman, yes, I know, everyone tells me. I don’t mean to be, I’m just being myself. I am not a ride at the carnival that looks dangerous but you dare yourself to try it just once. I’m a real girl. I want people to PM me because they like me not because I’m a shiny new toy.

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Fellas… I don’t know who has spiked the cool-aid today, but stop drinking it! Usually you guys are really nice and lovely, but this hat trick sucks ass.

:(
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They sound like three dumb asshats if you ask me.
 
RacyWilde said:
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Dear Litster 1 -

You think I’m annoying and impolite because I don’t answer a few of your PM’s out of the twenty you send every day? Excuse me that I didn’t prioritise you before my sleep, my gym workout, my full time job, my house cleaning, my friends, and my real Lit friends, not to mention my emergency dentist appointment today.

I don’t owe you anything. This is one thing misogynists need to understand. If you PM me, that is your choice. As much as you think you are entitled, I do not automatically owe you a reply. Replying is a choice for me to make and I am within my right and freedom not to reply if I so wish. You say it is social etiquette? I say you are just trying to make me feel like a bad person because I exercise my right and freedom not to reply to you. But the kicker is…. I have already politely replied to your twenty plus PMs today. How is that not polite? I think I’ve been indulging you too much. I don’t even consider you a friend, just an acquaintance on Lit at best.

*

Dear Litster 2 -

You come off as a gentleman, contacting me because I've take your fancy. You ask me what my kinks are, I kindly oblige and then you call me 'vicious'? I am a Gentle Femdom. To me, pegging is not a violent sport, it is an intimate, erotic and relationship building experience shared between two people who have a very special bond. I do not have a vicious bone in my body. I respect my lovers and care for them very much. PMing me, saying I’m "Vicious. Truly vicious” is abusive.

*

Dear Lister 3 -

I am not here for your entertainment. Just because I ‘intrigue’ you or have ‘piqued your interested’ doesn’t mean you equally intrigue or interest me. I am a very different woman, yes, I know, everyone tells me. I don’t mean to be, I’m just being myself. I am not a ride at the carnival that looks dangerous but you dare yourself to try it just once. I’m a real girl. I want people to PM me because they like me not because I’m a shiny new toy.

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Fellas… I don’t know who has spiked the cool-aid today, but stop drinking it! Usually you guys are really nice and lovely, but this hat trick sucks ass.

:(
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Dear Litster 1

Give her and the other women a break. If you're that needy for attention start a thread and tell us all about it. Those interested will contact you.

Dear Lister 2

Sounds like you quiet enjoyed the thought of being viciously pegged... but you don't have to let your imagination take over just because someone answers your message to be polite.

Dear Litster 3

Try to be intriguing and interesting yourself. Women like that


Signed,
Tired of Kool-aid and water
 
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