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Litster,

Make him yours?

The daddy dom Litster




(Not really, but can't blame a guy for trying)
 
Eva_Star said:
Dear Not a Chump,

No one really knows what it means to wax a chump like a candle except Vanilla Ice and, of course, Y. They can Flow like a Harpoon and Light Up a Stage like a Vandal too. It's a mystery to the rest of us.

Word to your Mother.

Signed,

Pretty Sure I just Dated Myself With This One
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Yeah. Totally busted. You'll be calling for a Choon! next.
 
Eva_Star said:
Dear Not a Chump,

No one really knows what it means to wax a chump like a candle except Vanilla Ice and, of course, Y. They can Flow like a Harpoon and Light Up a Stage like a Vandal too. It's a mystery to the rest of us.

Word to your Mother.

Signed,

Pretty Sure I just Dated Myself With This One
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Dear Dated,

Oh I remember Ice in his heyday. Sat in the front row when Ninja Turtles 2 came out and watched him dance in the film. It didn't make sense then anymore than now.

-Confused.
 
AbsintheFather said:
Dear Litsters

What am I doing wrong?

Signed -

No one ever tries to steal me :confused:
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Just call me No One ;)

Ricky_Champagne said:
Dear Over It Litster,

I'm pretty sure I know who that is. She's a special kind of crazy who's reputation proceeds her. Not worth fretting over for sure.

Signed,

Usually In The Dark
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Uhhhh...I don't do the "Daddy Dom" thing, so while my crazy reputation does proceed me, this one isn't me!!

Signed,

Innocent, this time
 
Nevyn_Black said:
Dear Dated,

Oh I remember Ice in his heyday. Sat in the front row when Ninja Turtles 2 came out and watched him dance in the film. It didn't make sense then anymore than now.

-Confused.
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Dear Confused,

Oh my god! I forgot about that!

"Go Ninja! Go Ninja Go!"

Signed,

Laughing So Hard My Stomach Hurts

God bless you, Robert Matthew Van Winkle!
 
sks43 said:
Dear peaches and other litsters,

I'll never think of y the same. :eek: :D

https://youtu.be/FNOCpqmB5uY

Thanks to Eva it's going through my head, so I'm sharing with everyone.

Signed,

Lost in my childhood memories
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Dear Nostalgic Litster,

I would have done dirty things to that man. That should embarrass me but it doesn't..much.

Signed,

Ice's #1 Fan
 
Dear Innocent This Time,

It's really good to see you posting again. You've been missed. I hope you'll stick around awhile.

Signed,

I've Got Hungry Eyes
 
Eva_Star said:
Dear Nostalgic Litster,

I would have done dirty things to that man. That should embarrass me but it doesn't..much.

Signed,

Ice's #1 Fan
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Dear #1 fan,
I danced with him onstage at one of his concerts several years ago. He has grabby hands. Lol

Signed
Go white boy go white boy go
 
lacandy said:
Dear Mrs. Farley,

FUNNIEST SNL BIT EVER!!!

I think of that one all the time...

Signed,

Utah living so also the other Mrs. Farley Litster ;)
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Dear Sister Wife,

There's enough of him to go around.
Oh, wait, he's still dead, innit he?

Crap!
Will Settle for Jon Stewart Litster
 
Dear thief wanting litster

Stop playing hard to get. I'll be your daddy.

Signed,

come onto me please litster
 
Dear Can't Keep your Daddy Dog on a Leash,

Yeah..
It's me.
I mean..I'm so into taking another person's significant other..
It can't be anyone other than me.
And for the record..He likes that shit smooth.
If you'd grow set and get it waxed (like a candle) he might not be looking so hard..

Anywho...^total sarcasm btw.

Felt it necessary to clarify since you're apparently not the brightest bulb in the lamp if you think that any of this online shit is truly worthy of a mental break.


Signed,
Just keepin' it real... So you can feel me flow..

Or you can just watch my flow.. Since that's all I seen to do anymore

#perimenopausalmenorrhagia

:cool:
 
RubenesqueAphrodite said:


Or you can just watch my flow.. Since that's all I seen to do anymore

#perimenopausalmenorrhagia

:cool:
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Dear Flo Rider,

This made me spit out my drink of water from laughing...haha!

Awesome.

Signed,

Will remember not to take a drink before reading RA's posts
 
Eva_Star said:
Dear Flo Rider,

This made me spit out my drink of water from laughing...haha!

Awesome.

Signed,

Will remember not to take a drink before reading RA's posts
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Dear try to Remember,

I'm

Yeah..

I should come with a disclaimer of some sort.

Signed,
I Yams what I Yam and I ain't nothing more..
 
Dear Changing Your Tune Litster,

You are more than just eye candy. I remember you before your "unveiling" thread, always been a respectable guy!

BTW, like the new AV! I get the pun. Lol

Always lurking Litster
 
Dear Always Lurking Lister

Thank you. The tune isn't really changing that much. Just trying to get better at playing the old songs.

I still like the thought of me being a little bit of eye candy too so you never know.

Not sure if I get the pun. For me it's a line from a song I like.

Getting in tune lister
 
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