Dear Litster... (continued)

[Endless_Night]

Dear "speaking up" Litsters,

I've been thinking along the same lines of late, although whether about the same Litster, who knows. Why do they stay, if it's not fun for them in the amorphous mass of arseholes and the attention seekers that's all they seem to see?

"Glad you spoke up" Litster

And further:

Dear "good guys" Litsters,

Please don't think you aren't noticed and appreciated.

"Noticing and appreciating" Litster

Dear Glad, Noticing, and Appreciating Litster,

Well said. There are many “good guys” on the board, and some truly excellent women. Much appreciation all round.

Lit, like so many things, is what you make of the experience. It’s also quite easy to curate. If you find yourself unhappy, simply don’t log on to the site.

Adding Another Voice Litster

 

[ydahecnot]

Dear task assigner,

He's awfully good, you should see his skill with his ruler...

Accidentally on purpose messing up a seam Litster

Litster

How delivishly coquettish (hmmm that seam is kinda high up)

Litster

 

[ChainedUp]

Dear Squirrel in the backyard,

You're awfully fat. Is it wrong to thing this of you? Should I be concerned for your health? I mean it's an all nut diet I know but still.

Signed,

I just want what's best for you

 

[Endless_Night]

Dear Squirrel in the backyard,

You're awfully fat. Is it wrong to thing this of you? Should I be concerned for your health? I mean it's an all nut diet I know but still.

Signed,

I just want what's best for you

Best For You,

Your backyard squirrel is a Litster!

Shocked and Amazed,
Litster

 

[ydahecnot]

Litster,

The Dear X thread would have been more appropriate. Still weird, but appropriate

Litster

 

[curvyangel1969]

Dear judgy squirrel Lister,

That squirrel isn't fat he's just wearing his "puffy" winter coat. You know those things automatically add 10 lbs.

Signed,

Hiding my warm puffy coat from your sight Lister.

Dear Squirrel in the backyard,

You're awfully fat. Is it wrong to thing this of you? Should I be concerned for your health? I mean it's an all nut diet I know but still.

Signed,

I just want what's best for you

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Dear judgy squirrel Lister,

That squirrel isn't fat he's just wearing his "puffy" winter coat. You know those things automatically add 10 lbs.

Signed,

Hiding my warm puffy coat from your sight Lister.

Dear puffy Litster,

could it also be "poofy"?

questioning Litster

 

[Chris_Michael]

Dear Litsters,

I have to take a shit.

 

[curvyangel1969]

Dear puffy Litster,

could it also be "poofy"?

questioning Litster

Dear questioning Lister

It could most definitely also be "poofy" it that is more agreeable to you.

Signed,

Questions welcomed Lister

 

[JennyNo1]

Dear Glad, Noticing, and Appreciating Litster,

Well said. There are many “good guys” on the board, and some truly excellent women. Much appreciation all round.

Lit, like so many things, is what you make of the experience. It’s also quite easy to curate. If you find yourself unhappy, simply don’t log on to the site.

Adding Another Voice Litster

This ^^^

 

[CarolAlt]

Dear Litster,

Yes, I swallow.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Dear questioning Lister

It could most definitely also be "poofy" it that is more agreeable to you.

Signed,

Questions welcomed Lister

Dear Welcoming Litster,

Excellent. Learned that word watching Ice Age. Wanted to make sure I was using it in the right context.

Literate Litster

 

[SassySheDevil]

Dear hurting Litster,

I'm not used to going this long without talking to you, and I'm starting to feel like a two year old who wants to throw a tantrum. I really do hope you are feeling better cause I know you are too stubborn to take care of yourself, so all I have is hope. I miss you, and since I am sure I wont get to talk to you before Christmas, I really do hope that you have as great of a day as you can and know that I am more grateful for your friendship, than you'll ever know. I know you will most likely be working, so please know you are in my thoughts.

Having withdrawals Litster.

 

[SassySheDevil]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/a0/12/5e/a0125e8daa7c3e4767d72565e9bc9870.jpg

hahaha OMG That is awesome!!! You are too funny.

 

[TheJestersAdvocate]

Dear Litsters,

This isn't for a single individual, just a quick general message to folks i've talked to recently and members that I've known from before that may have come back during my "hiatus". I just wanted to wish everyone a Merry Christmas/Happy Chanukah/Happy Kwanzaa....or simply put Happy Holidays. I hope that things have been well for you and that you all have a wonderful and prosperous New Year....I'll try and be around more often but in case I'm not, just wanted to give a quick shout out.

Be well and take care, everyone!

 

[OldUncleJack]

Dear litster,

You were amazing...thanks!

 

[OldUncleJack]

Dear litster...you must he so fucking proud..happy fucking Christmas!

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Dear look closer Litster,

Why not just tell me? Would have been nicer.

Used to think you were alright Litster

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Dear Litster formerly known as...

Wow that is disappointing. Had to run from your harem again?

A bit hurt Litster

 

[beachbaby179]

Dear absent litsters,

Gone but not forgotten. The place isn't the same without you.

Nostalgic litster

 

[ydahecnot]

Litster,

I am sure at least a couple of AF alts are around

Litster

 

[beachbaby179]

Litster,

I am sure at least a couple of AF alts are around

Litster

Nosy Litster,
He was around this morning. Wasn't meant for him.

More than one friend Litster

 

[blazin24]

Dear outside hitter litster,

Put on your your shortest spandex shorts and let's warmup with some peppering.

Signed,

Back Row Attacker

 

[Eva_Star]

Dear Angry Litster,

The first time you PM'd me, about a month ago, to call me names, I was very confused. You stated that I was a slut and needed to stop talking to your Daddy Dom. I do not, as far as I know, "speak" to any Daddy Doms on here. I replied to you, asking you who you were referring to but never heard back...so I let it go.

Now I've received a second PM with more information, I'm no longer confused. I'm convinced you are on a fishing expedition to figure out who your man is "talking" to but unfortunately, you now have your PMs turned off so I can't reply privately. Using the following information that you have provided, I assure you it is not me...

1. "I saw your disgusting floppy tit pic." - I'm a b cup. No tit floppiness here.

2. "Your ugly face...." - only one person on here has seen my face so unless he wants to chime in on whether my face is ugly, you'll have to just take my word that while I'm no super model, I highly doubt I'm considered ugly.

3. "bleach blonde rats nest" - I'm a brunette!

4. "I heard your voicemail your laugh sounds like a man." - Again, only one person on here has talked to me on the phone, so only he can comment on whether my laugh is manly.

In other words, I'm not the one cyberfucking your daddy dom.

I'm not going to say who you are...this time. But three strikes, you're outted.

Signed,

Over It Litster

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Dear scolding everyone in another thread Litster,

I never thought I'd ever agree with you on anything, but I do this time!!

Just another PG Litster