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Dear Litster
You seem pretty cool. But I've thought that about others and I was so wrong.
Signed
Wary
Thanks Karen!
I think I'm pretty cool too, so you're right to be wary.
Wait, that didn't quite come out right ...
Signed,
Foot in mouth


Dear Litsters~
who knew cleaning out the PM box would be so revealing?
thank you for lessons learned...
- wisdom imparted
- friendships formed
- falsehoods revealed
- creative partnership engendered
- and how to dance at dawn
sometimes I cannot believe I am still here Litster
Just had the same experience when I stopped by a month ago.Dear Troublemaking Litster,
I get plenty of weird creepy PMs without your help, TYVM
(BTW, you missed Thong Thursday!)
I'm designating tomorrow 'Fap For A Friend Friday,' and I bet I know who will be fapping for you.
Signed,
Slightly Shit-Stirring Litster![]()

Dear You-know-who-you-are Litsters,
It's Friday. The end of my week from hell. Next week will be better. But I couldn't have gotten through this one without your support, checking on me, and reminding me of what's important. Hugs to each of you.
With love,
Mama Bear Litster
and treasured...
Dear Sweet Litsters who were concerned,
I am sorry for worrying you. I promise my daughter took good care of me. Of course she enjoyed the humor as well. She even called my best friend. No more vodka today. I promise. Thank you for your care and concern, it means a lot to me.
Signed,
Stupidly drowned my sorrows in half a bottle of vodka![]()

Dear Sweet Litsters who were concerned,
I am sorry for worrying you. I promise my daughter took good care of me. Of course she enjoyed the humor as well. She even called my best friend. No more vodka today. I promise. Thank you for your care and concern, it means a lot to me.
Signed,
Stupidly drowned my sorrows in half a bottle of vodka![]()
Dear (many but not all) male Litsters,
Yes, I'm female. Yes, I post nude photos. Yes, I post in threads. No, that does not mean I want you to write smut to me. No, it does not mean I want to have any kind of sexual relations with you (cyber or otherwise). No, I don't want you to talk to me like I'm a whore. I'm a fucking human. I'm real. I have feelings. I have emotions. DO NOT fucking disrespect me!
Lit break officially starts now.
Signed,
Fed the fuck up
Dear (many but not all) male Litsters,
Yes, I'm female. Yes, I post nude photos. Yes, I post in threads. No, that does not mean I want you to write smut to me. No, it does not mean I want to have any kind of sexual relations with you (cyber or otherwise). No, I don't want you to talk to me like I'm a whore. I'm a fucking human. I'm real. I have feelings. I have emotions. DO NOT fucking disrespect me!
Lit break officially starts now.
Signed,
Fed the fuck up
Dear Fed,
Don't let the bastards bring you down.
Be back soon!!!
Love,
Hanging in here

Thank you. To the people I consider friends, I love you and I'll be back around. I just need a break from the not so awesome people that are overwhelming me with negativity at the moment.
Dear (many but not all) male Litsters,
Yes, I'm female. Yes, I post nude photos. Yes, I post in threads. No, that does not mean I want you to write smut to me. No, it does not mean I want to have any kind of sexual relations with you (cyber or otherwise). No, I don't want you to talk to me like I'm a whore. I'm a fucking human. I'm real. I have feelings. I have emotions. DO NOT fucking disrespect me!
Lit break officially starts now.
Signed,
Fed the fuck up
