Dear Litster... (continued)

[Sexybritches69]

Dear Edumacators,

I love how many teachers there are here on Lit. It makes me giggle and it also makes me eye my coworkers a liiiiitle more closely. I wonder if they are thinking about the same sorts of things I’m thinking of during these long boring faculty meetings. I certainly hope so. Yes, I am undressing you with my eyes, especially that new PE teacher. Holy fuck that guy is HOT.

But I digress...

Wishing everybody a productive and enriching school year—both students and teachers. I have a bit *cough* more to do before the kids come next week.

Love,
Hot For Fellow Teachers

 

[JJonah]

Dear Preparer,

THREE WEEKS of PD? I think I’d go postal. We might, just MIGHT, possibly get three DAYS of PD all year long. And that’s three days too many, the way my town runs things.

But I know what you mean. I’ve been distracted this summer too. I’m just happy she and I have schedules that coincide.

Signed,

Always Planning Curriculum On The Fly,
aka Planning? We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Planning

 

[Sexybritches69]

Dear Distracted During PDers,

You’d think educators would know how to liven up these professional development meetings, wouldn’t you?

Signed,
Boggled

 

[JJonah]

Dear Distracted During PDers,

You’d think educators would know how to liven up these professional development meetings, wouldn’t you?

Signed,
Boggled

Dear Bored In PD,

Never fails to amaze me.

We’re all in the wrong side of the business; you know they get paid better. I could do that. Throw some massive post-its on the wall, “break into small groups,” and there ya go.

Fuckers.

Signed,

Flasks In School

 

[Sexybritches69]

Dear Bored In PD,

Never fails to amaze me.

We’re all in the wrong side of the business; you know they get paid better. I could do that. Throw some massive post-its on the wall, “break into small groups,” and there ya go.

Fuckers.

Signed,

Flasks In School

Dear Flasker,

Let’s start our own school!

~Kinda Serious

 

[JJonah]

Dearious Serious,

Not your worst idea. Free chocolate-chip muffins daily? Coffee machines in the teacher room? Functioning copiers during midterms?

These are the things that dreams are made of.

Signed,

Always Wondering How Many Colleagues Are On Lit.

PS: Forgot to add... yes, I’ve tried Airborne. Very early in my career. I felt foolish, and Tang tasted better.

 

[AlwaysFara]

Dear Teachers,

You are all horrible students who haven’t learned a thing about being on Lit.
Beware of parents.

Signed,
Drop out.

 

[BadAmy]

Teachers aren’t allowed to like sex. Didn’t you know?

Ah...you need to meet some of my professors.

 

[FortybutNice]

Oh, no no..., I prefer to pay for sex these days. It doesn’t break your heart and delivers exactly what you order every single time.

You wouldn’t have to pay me

 

[LostGirlTink]

Dear Flasker,

Let’s start our own school!

~Kinda Serious

Dearious Serious,

Not your worst idea. Free chocolate-chip muffins daily? Coffee machines in the teacher room? Functioning copiers during midterms?

These are the things that dreams are made of.

Signed,

Always Wondering How Many Colleagues Are On Lit.

PS: Forgot to add... yes, I’ve tried Airborne. Very early in my career. I felt foolish, and Tang tasted better.

Dear Teach...
I would teach at that school and I really only like some children.
This actually ties into what I need to do this month

~Also been slacking the last month or so Litster

 

[lurkingguy1978]

Dear Lurking Litsters...

Come out of hiding once in a while. The sunshine is nice.

Signed,
Worked for me Litster

 

[DarkSimian]

Dear Errybody,

School has started again and I’m back in teacher mode. I apologize in advance for unanswered messages, and sporadic participation here. It’s not you, it’s me. Please be patient with me.

Love,
Scatterbrained

Dear fellow teachers;
I stocked up on vitamin C in the US. Anyone actually *tried* Airborne? Does it work?

JJonah is ready.... I'm Soooooo not. Lol. My last month has been happily VERY distracted. Curriculum planning? Pffftttt. This is my least prepared year ever. #winning.
On the plus side, I think I'm happier than I've ever been.

We start late. Teacher work days/ professional development for 3 weeks still then *cue the kids September 16th. Whoohoo!

~ unprepared but happy

Dear Sexy Female Teachers (sorry, guys, I don't swing that way)

A little music to get you motivated:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M4_Ommfvv0

Old Skool Litster

 

[DarkSimian]

Teachers aren’t allowed to like sex. Didn’t you know?

Ah...you need to meet some of my professors.

Dear Sexy Lady Litsters,

I do have a doctorate from one of the finest medical schools in Bora Bora

Just sayin' Litster

 

[lacandy]

Dear sday Litster,

*straightens your tie and hands you a lunch*

I would say enjoy today, but if we enjoyed it, it wouldn’t be work.

I can’t promise that I won’t give away spoilers since you’ll miss how awesome Level 6 is, but I’ll look forward to when you’re home

I’ll miss you, but I’m pretty sure that we both have ample thoughts to keep us “busy” during those hours.

Signed,

Delish

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Dear Lurking Litsters...

Come out of hiding once in a while. The sunshine is nice.

Signed,
Worked for me Litster

Dear Lurks-A-Lot,

Wear your sunblock!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

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[Angedesoleil]

.........

 

[Angedesoleil]

Dear Sexy Female Teachers (sorry, guys, I don't swing that way)

A little music to get you motivated:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M4_Ommfvv0

Old Skool Litster

Dear Old Skool...

I just lold and almost woke my kid.
Thank you ♡ this would be the first time you EVER acknowledge my existence. Whoohoo. I feel special.

~ made me laugh

 

[SultryKitten75]

Dear Lister,
Much backatcha.

 

[Deacon_Voss]

Dear Litster with the apple.

You always put a big smile on my face

Signed,

Johnny apple lover

 

[inkandiridiumnibs]

Dear Litster Teacher,

I seem to be having difficulty with the Anatomy by Braille labs, could you please assign me additional homework and then help walk me through it until I get it right??

Signed

Hands On Student

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Dear Litster Johnny,

Always my pleasure...and hopefully, yours too!

~Apple ... seed planter

 

[LikeableMe]

Dear Silent Litster,

I find myself getting ready to talk to you, though you're probably not going to call. My heart hurts with how much I want to speak to you.

Signed,
Missing you Litster

 

[ExiledWelshman]

Dear buyer of gifts.

Can I have the cheetah? He looks cool.

Going to miss you this weekend.

Signed,

Thank god I'm not camping.

 

[Angedesoleil]

Dear cheechee picker...

Wise choice. Wise wise choice. Molly can't get him though.
I couldn't believe it when I saw it. I had no intent to buy one then... cheechee ... so yeah. I like precious anyhow, it's *joy*.
Remind me to tell you about when I got cheechee the original. It's in the pic you saw of my dad and Cassie.
Have Fun! Be good. Miss me .

~ gonna be in withdrawal.