Dear Litster... (continued)

[Farawyn]

Dear literotican...
You had me at pickled eggs.
Love
Your bad girl.

BG,

Gahhh!!!
You people are gross!!!

Love,
Not pickled.

 

[beachbaby179]

Dear Aloha and Mahalo litster,

Your post hit me like a kick to the gut. I really think I failed to breathe for a minute. And now you'vej ust made me eat a half a pint of ice cream and use a whole box of tissues. And damn you, you won't even see this so I can get an apology for the extra hours I'll have to spend in the gym from all that ice cream.

I'll miss you, my friend. You and your black athletic shorts.

With love,
Dee-licious litster

 

[Farawyn]

Dear sick fuck,

You know you can have chili any time you want.

Love,
Cutey

 

[Eisranac]

Dear literotican...
You had me at pickled eggs.
Love
Your bad girl.

Dear Bad Girl,

Not that this is all that imlotant, but they were Amish mustard pickled eggs.

I wonder if they would go well with a bialy...?

One more question: some people misspell the title as Dear Lister. Does that mean that underage children who have clean mouths of people who post here are called Listerines?

 

[Apisto42]

Dear Bad Girl,

Not that this is all that imlotant, but they were Amish mustard pickled eggs.

I wonder if they would go well with a bialy...?

One more question: some people misspell the title as Dear Lister. Does that mean that underage children who have clean mouths of people who post here are called Listerines?

Dear Pickled Egg Lover,

Perhaps it was directed to someone who loves lists. Though that may not be applicable in all cases on this page even.

Signed,
Craving a pickled egg.

 

[Farawyn]

Dear Olaf obsessed,

He never comes to the PG. not even for me.

Love,
Sister Litster

 

[_Necrosomantic_]

Dear secret Sven lover,

I've looked. So far there isn't as much Sven stuff. But I have time. . Omg! You're in the playground! I'm gonna cry! you can have my Chinese left overs since chicken boy is eating chili. I forgot to eat when you and fara are in my dreams, you aren't wearing olaf and you two are yelling at me for trying to listen

Sincerely,
Gonna buy you matching sling shots for Christmas.

Dear Leftovers and Dreams
There should be.
I’m out of practice with a slingshot, but what I really want us an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle, with a compass in the stock and this thing that tells time.

Sincerely,
Shuttup Ralphy

Dear Olaf obsessed,

He never comes to the PG. not even for me.

Love,
Sister Litster

Dear Cutey Sis,

Huh.
Well, I don’t come here for a lot of reasons, most of which you’re profoundly aware of, but it’s interesting to see how you represent me . Ironic that you’d put it that way

Love,
NAiA

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Dear Necro,

I say she should be spanked for her unthoughtful transgression..



Signed,
RA the Great

 

[DarkSimian]

Dear Sassy Litster,

Love the new AV.

Your Beastly Litster

 

[Farawyn]

Dear Necro,

I say she should be spanked for her unthoughtful transgression..



Signed,
RA the Great

Great One,

I’m already in trouble. Whose side are you on?
My hiney can’t take it.

Signed,
gahhh!!!

 

[tnman03]

Great One,

I’m already in trouble. Whose side are you on?
My hiney can’t take it.

Signed,
gahhh!!!

Dear Tender Cheeks

https://i.imgur.com/JCqB6FMl.jpg



Maybe it'll help? Later anyway....

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Great One,

I’m already in trouble. Whose side are you on?
My hiney can’t take it.

Signed,
gahhh!!!

Dear Hiney Ho!(<== snickers. See what I did there?)
Don't do the crime if you can't do the time .


Signed,
Crackin' myself up over my double entendre...

 

[SassySheDevil]

Dear Leftovers and Dreams
There should be.
I’m out of practice with a slingshot, but what I really want us an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle, with a compass in the stock and this thing that tells time.

Sincerely,
Shuttup Ralphy

Dear gun lover,
if I find this for you, do I get to listen?
Sincerely,
Perverted friend

Dear Necro,

I say she should be spanked for her unthoughtful transgression..



Signed,
RA the Great

Dear Other trouble maker

Thank you for also being another one who likes to get her in trouble. I rather enjoy it myself and now I now I am not alone
Sincerely,
That mark is for me

Dear Sassy Litster,

Love the new AV.

Your Beastly Litster

Dear Beastie,

Thank you. I had to change it because newbies were asking which one I was, So I put Fara and I in my profile.
Sincerely.
We are too cute not to have somewhere.

 

[DarkSimian]

Dear gun lover,
if I find this for you, do I get to listen?
Sincerely,
Perverted friend

Dear Other trouble maker

Thank you for also being another one who likes to get her in trouble. I rather enjoy it myself and now I now I am not alone
Sincerely,
That mark is for me


Dear Beastie,

Thank you. I had to change it because newbies were asking which one I was, So I put Fara and I in my profile.
Sincerely.
We are too cute not to have somewhere.

I may have to blow that other pic up and frame it

 

[SassySheDevil]

I may have to blow that other pic up and frame it

Dear Pervy friend,

I've never been on anyones wall but my own. *cry*

Sincerely

Weirdly staring at my own pictures

 

[Deacon_Voss]

Dear Pervy friend,

I've never been on anyones wall but my own. *cry*

Sincerely

Weirdly staring at my own pictures

Dear Weirdly,

I could pin you to the wall.

With one leg up, for about five minutes

Love,

I'm still weak Litster.

 

[DarkSimian]

Dear Pervy friend,

I've never been on anyones wall but my own. *cry*

Sincerely

Weirdly staring at my own pictures

When I come to WA, we could always change that

Wishful thinking Litster

 

[SassySheDevil]

Dear Weirdly,

I could pin you to the wall.

With one leg up, for about five minutes

Love,

I'm still weak Litster.

When I come to WA, we could always change that

Wishful thinking Litster

Dear making my Day Litsters.

Thank you both for making me smile. At a time when one friend that I care greatly for exits my life, it is nice to still feel cared for, even if in the pervy ways lol

Smiling Litster

 

[catherinewheel77]

Dear Staggeringly Seductive Litster,

You said you’d live-stream it for me.

Awaiting a comprehensive report,
Catwee

 

[DarkSimian]

Dear soon-to-be birthday girl,

Words cannot express exactly what you mean to me. The best thing I've ever got out of Lit is you, and I'd do it all over again if I had to. You're worth it, you always have been. I know you're scared you're going to lose me and I promise you, pretty girl, you're stuck with me. I've been waiting for you all my life and even if I walk away from here, I'll never walk away from you. See you in 12 days, lovely!

Signed,
Your best fucking friend forever

I like where this is going

Vicarious voyeur Litster

 

[tnman03]

Dear soon-to-be birthday girl,

Words cannot express exactly what you mean to me. The best thing I've ever got out of Lit is you, and I'd do it all over again if I had to. You're worth it, you always have been. I know you're scared you're going to lose me and I promise you, pretty girl, you're stuck with me. I've been waiting for you all my life and even if I walk away from here, I'll never walk away from you. See you in 12 days, lovely!

Signed,
Your best fucking friend forever

You two have fun and make some more good memories together, strong friendships make for happier times.

 

[DarkSimian]

Dear Smiling Litster,

You know I care enough to send the very best.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEkIou3WFnM

 

[beachbaby179]

Dear "I know you have a shit ton going on" litster,

I still expected better from you. 10 seconds out of your life is all it would have taken.

Disappointed litster

 

[tnman03]

Dear Tennessee Man,

You have one of the biggest hearts on Lit and will always have a piece of mine. Thanks for always being there. Always. Whether we're talking about struggles and triumphs, feeling flirty, or exchanging low-carb recipe ideas, I always look forward to hearing from you. I think you're pretty great.

Love,
Mountain State Momma

 

[BlackCashmere]

Dear "I know you have a shit ton going on" litster,

I still expected better from you. 10 seconds out of your life is all it would have taken.

Disappointed litster