Dear Litster... (continued)

[Apisto42]

Dear listers,

This afternoon a lovely person reminded me of the ignore button.

Signed,

Thankful for reminders

 

[EyeStruggle]

I never thought it was directed at her. I thought it was interesting that you are preaching about finding the Christ when the kind of Love that Christ brings was surrounding you in ways that are truly profound.

You might want to review Matthew 7:1-5....

Signed,
I may have a mote, but you've got a log....

And just curious, is MENTIONING Christ in a two-three sentence post equatable to preaching (I mean most sermons run 30 minutes to an hour)?

Just sayin...

 

[tnman03]

Dear Lister's Please Don't Feed the Troll's. Whatever they're promoting...or otherwise...

 

[DarkSimian]

Dear Lister's Please Don't Feed the Troll's. Whatever they're promoting...or otherwise...

Shhhh, I like leftovers

Hungry, Hungry Litster

 

[PrettyLilPussy]

Oh dear.....let me see what the side effects are: hairy palms, frothing at the crotch, and spontaneous orgasms....

You may want to go lie down, in my room, for a bit....

Dr. Feelgood

Dear...

Rawr....mmm...grr....

Signed, WtF!!

 

[DarkSimian]

Dear...

Rawr....mmm...grr....

Signed, WtF!!

Dear PLP,

Never buy medication from ACME, the company that brought us Rocket Skates, Exploding Birdseed, the Giant Magnet, and of course, anvils.....

 

[Mindfondler]

Dear PLP,

Never buy medication from ACME, the company that brought us Rocket Skates, Exploding Birdseed, the Giant Magnet, and of course, anvils.....

Dear PLP and DS,

Don't forget the Portable Holes! They're the biggest production item, although that might have something to do with losses in transit.

Meep Meep Litster
.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Dear Lister's Please Don't Feed the Troll's. Whatever they're promoting...or otherwise...

Dear traffic rerouter,

But can we play with them? Send them filthy messages of lust and desire. Tease and build that orgasm, edging them along. Praise and let him know he’s the sexiest and hottest lover I’ve ever set eyes on. And when he begs to cum, he’ll call me Ma’am and ask for my permission. And I’ll whisper “yes, cum for me my little fuck toy.”

Signed,
I look good in leather.

 

[PrettyLilPussy]

Dear PLP and DS,

Don't forget the Portable Holes! They're the biggest production item, although that might have something to do with losses in transit.

Meep Meep Litster
.

Dear Cheesy Joke Litster...

That made me giggle a little too much.

Signed,
Hiccups

 

[LizVegas79]

Dear Litster,

With you in your favorite leather outfit and me in mine I bet we could "drain the swamp" of Lit trolls in 15-20 minutes.

But then, what the heck would we do with all that gooey potassium?

- High Heeled, Leather Bitch Liz

 

[ydahecnot]

Litsters,

About to become a troll.

Litster

 

[badjanus]

Litsters,

About to become a troll.

Litster

Will you be one that lives in a hole?

 

[Apisto42]

Dear traffic rerouter,

But can we play with them? Send them filthy messages of lust and desire. Tease and build that orgasm, edging them along. Praise and let him know he’s the sexiest and hottest lover I’ve ever set eyes on. And when he begs to cum, he’ll call me Ma’am and ask for my permission. And I’ll whisper “yes, cum for me my little fuck toy.”

Signed,
I look good in leather.

Dear Lookin’ Good in Leather,

Thank you Ma’am for opening my eyes. I never knew that kind of language would do it for me.

Now, how do I start trolling...

Signed,

Thinking of new horizons.

 

[tnman03]

Dear traffic rerouter,

But can we play with them? Send them filthy messages of lust and desire. Tease and build that orgasm, edging them along. Praise and let him know he’s the sexiest and hottest lover I’ve ever set eyes on. And when he begs to cum, he’ll call me Ma’am and ask for my permission. And I’ll whisper “yes, cum for me my little fuck toy.”

Signed,
I look good in leather.

Dear Litster,

With you in your favorite leather outfit and me in mine I bet we could "drain the swamp" of Lit trolls in 15-20 minutes.

But then, what the heck would we do with all that gooey potassium?

- High Heeled, Leather Bitch Liz

 

[ydahecnot]

Will you be one that lives in a hole?

Litster,

I should be so lucky.

Litster

 

[KarenB59]

Dear Litsters,

I have more admiration for the person who stands for what they believe than the ones who follow the outspoken crowd.

Signed,
Don't speak for me litster

 

[ydahecnot]

Litster,

It’s called the Hegelian dialectic.

Litster

 

[Farawyn]

Dear Litsters,

I have more admiration for the person who stands for what they believe than the ones who follow the outspoken crowd.

Signed,
Don't speak for me litster

Lit for short,

Maybe they just all agree.

Signed,
You know what they say about assumptions.

 

[KarenB59]

Lit for short,

Maybe they just all agree.

Signed,
You know what they say about assumptions.

I only speak for myself.

 

[Farawyn]

I only speak for myself.

You do that, pumpkin.

 

[Apisto42]

Dear Woman Who Speaks for Herself, (bonus points for the book reference)

Maybe it’s okay if not every place has to discuss every topic? For example, I don’t go the LDS website and post stories about underage brides getting plowed by older men (perhaps that’s a bad example).

Signed,

Just an idea

Ps: my apologies to any member of the LDS community who might happen to read this. I would never do that in actuality.

 

[LostGirlTink]

Dear speaks...
I spoke for myself too.
~not projecting that much I don’t think

 

[KarenB59]

You do that, pumpkin.

I appreciate your permission to do so.

 

[the_innominate]

Dear you do you

If they were honest they wouldn’t even be here!!!

Meh. Lighten up. You do you and let everyone else do themselves.

Unless it's not your way?

Signed,
Amused over and over again

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Dear Absent Panda,



Signed,
You Know Where To Find Me When You're Ready