dear laurel

[butters]

Dear Laurel,

I am so happy right now I am using capitals and punctuation just for you!

Warmest Regards,

A Happy Camper.

 

[lovetoread]

Dearest Laurel,

He has forgotten a very big day. Should I forgive him?

Love,
LTR

 

[RobDownSouth]

Dear Laurel,

Any chance we could get a filter installed to change the word "grits" to "untreated raw sewage"?

It'd certainly liven up a few threads....

Respectfully,
Robert D. South
Longtime member

 

[JohnnySavage]

Dear Laurel,

Pay no attention to these line jumpers and tend to 's needs first.

Thanks

Johnny
Long member.

 

[Phelia]

Dear Laurel,

Thank you. This is very reassuring.

While I'm at it, I will take the opportunity to also thank you for the very light-handed (and essentially non-existent) moderation on the GeeBee.

I occasionally place comments on websites that are moderated and all-too-frequently am infuriated to subsequently discover that some politically motivated/correct, good-for-nothing, high-handed censor has arbitrarily deleted my laboriously composed and carefully chosen words. Only the distance and anonymity of the Interwebz prevents my facing charges of manslaughter. To add insult to injury, said miscreants are thus directly responsible for elevating my blood pressure. By contrast, the knowledge that such censorship is unlikely to result in such a disagreeable outcome makes visiting Lit a pleasure.

With admiration, appreciation, affection and ,
Trysail



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Dear Laurel,

Flagging this post for removal. I realize it doesn't expressly violate any of the forum rules, and while I am moved by and largely agree with trysail's stately praise prose, I implore you to consider the lulz to be had. You do not want to leave an opportunity like that on the table.

Love,

CENSORED

 

[RobDownSouth]

My Dearest Laurel,

Is there a way that moderators of other boards can enjoy immunity from iggy only on the boards they moderate? It seems unfair to the rest of the Literotica (well, me actually) to have to see their nonsense on the GB, when they don't moderate here.

There should be no immunity on the GB. Post on the GB and you are fair game!



With Affection,

Johnny.


(n.b., I chose not to bring up this mod's stupid username, cliche av, or allegations of his sexual deviance because I wanted to concentrate on the fact that he's an idiot and I should be able to ignore him based solely on the quality of his posts and not the content of his character.)

Dear Johnny,
This is the fourth time this question has been asked in this thread.

Laurel gave me her explanation here

Sadly, putting up with the Granddaughter-fucker is the price we pay for freedom on the General Board, at least in the short term....

 

[Noor]

Dear Laurel,

Will my face eventually stop hurting from smiling so much?

How can I be happy while also so sad at the same time?

Noor

 

[JohnnySavage]

Dear Johnny,
This is the fourth time this question has been asked in this thread.

Laurel gave me her explanation here

Sadly, putting up with the Granddaughter-fucker is the price we pay for freedom on the General Board, at least in the short term....

My question was directed at Ms. Laurel (as the rules of the thread require)

Rob, I served with Ms. Laurel. I knew Ms. Laurel. Ms. Laurel was a friend of mine. Longtime Member, you're no Ms. Laurel.

Now, I'm sorry to have to dress you down like that in public. But I'll thank you to let Ms. Laurel give me my individualized response in due course.

Good day, sir!

 

[trysail]

Dear Laurel,

Flagging this post for removal. I realize it doesn't expressly violate any of the forum rules, and while I am moved by and largely agree with trysail's stately praise prose, I implore you to consider the lulz to be had. You do not want to leave an opportunity like that on the table.

Love,

CENSORED

Dear Phelia,

You are diabolical. You are evil incarnate. You are the personification of evil. God'll get you for this.

I am tempted to spend the remainder of my mortal years hunting you down and administering an appropriate punishment for this truly twisted and demonic suggestion. Only a truly sick person could think of this. Get professional help.







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[Debbie]

Dear Laurel,

My cat has shamed himself but I won't post his picture on the internet
because i think he is in the Cats Witness Program or is on the lam from
something bad he probably did in one of his other kitty lives.

He came flying in my kitchen window as I'm doing the dishes as if the Fuzz
was on his tail. There was a look of cat concern. Being the good furbaby owner
that I am I checked what was chasing him and was horrified!

It was a bird. An angry Fantail to be exact. They are teeny weeny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsMl3Pjr5pE


Now I am laughing at the cat.

(He's planning his revenge as we speak. If I am not seen again?
The cat did it. )

http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs48/f/2009/175/9/6/Text_Cat_by_barkingmad13.jpg

 

[Debbie]

Dear Laurel,

I see you there I see you here
damn woman, you're everywhere.

Debbiefucious says busy lady should remember to , sniff the
and let Manu and :caning: you.

My Kitty is sulking. Well he was till I got him some more treats.

ps Meet the Lykoi cat. He's a bit scary. Like Werewolf scary.


http://nz*****style.yahoo.com/pets/...w-breed-thats-scary-cute-like-werewolf-scary/

 

[Disgustipated]

Dear Lauren Conrad,

Please unban Kyle and jinx. I miss picking on them.

Love,
Luk

 

[lovetoread]

Dearest Laurel,

Have a great day. Please stop the snow.

I think my bits are tired of the cold and snow stuff.

Love,
LTR

 

[foxinsox]

Dear Laurel,

You're awesome.

But please stop the sun.

It's been like, over 110 degrees here for a week, no rain for a month, and we're over it.

kthanxbai

PS: also, please allow my ageing Labrador to catch the cat he's been chasing on morning runs for the past month. Life would be so much easier. Kind regards.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Dear Laurel,

You're awesome.

But please stop the sun.

It's been like, over 110 degrees here for a week, no rain for a month, and we're over it.

kthanxbai

PS: also, please allow my ageing Labrador to catch the cat he's been chasing on morning runs for the past month. Life would be so much easier. Kind regards.

Been like that here sometimes.

113, 112, 112, 112, 113... July 2006.

Low of 92 in the evening, right before sunrise.

Killed 150, mostly old people.

 

[Debbie]

Dear Laurel,

I read this and had a wee cry. Bleming cats.


http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/blogs/four-legs-good/9735255/A-girl-and-her-indispensable-cat

Love Debbie

 

[unregistered]

 

[Noor]

Dear Laurel,

Can you please explain to the endless winter wonderland that it would be much happier outside my house than in it, esp. the parts that are invading my breezeway and turret?

Thank you,

Noor

 

[unregistered]

 

[cleaver]

dear laurel,

:an absolutely honest question:


to what extent does literotica claim rights to what has been posted to these boards?

in terms not only of stories, poetry, creatives, et al...?
but also individual posts on the forum boards?
and or... the attendant reaction(s)?

in the legal view of literotica, do submitters submit as well, any or all rights to the materials e-published?

 

[Laurel]

dear laurel,

:an absolutely honest question:


to what extent does literotica claim rights to what has been posted to these boards?

in terms not only of stories, poetry, creatives, et al...?
but also individual posts on the forum boards?
and or... the attendant reaction(s)?

in the legal view of literotica, do submitters submit as well, any or all rights to the materials e-published?

http://literotica.com/faq/05235347.shtml#05319452

 

[Laurel]

I'll be back later to answer the other stuff.

 

[Mischka]

Laurel, would you like a cup of tea, or a diet Coke, while you answer the questions? Perhaps a cucumber water? Of course, you'd have to answer this question as well. Um, MANU!, could you get Laurel a drink? She's got stuff to do in here.

 

[cleaver]

http://literotica.com/faq/05235347.shtml#05319452

dear laurel,
great thanks.

i knew that it must have been in the fine print somewhere,
but it has been ages since i went through any of that...
and...

aside from the inherent laziness in asking in the open air,
i thought that the question was...
interesting enough
and topical enough - in the ever changing flux of e-ownership -
to get an open air'd re-answering.

again thanks.

now back to fluffier shits...

 

[neci]

dear laurel,

i hope you're having a beautiful day.

love,

neci