dear laurel

[lovetoread]

Dear Laurel,

I need more caffeine

Love,
LTR

 

[MonaLittle]

Dear Laurel,

Let's go out for coffee. Let's invite LTR.

Love,
Mona

 

[Laurel]

Dear everyone,

'Morning! Happy Sunday!

Love,

Laurel

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Dear Yoss,

Sweet!

Love,

Laurel

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Dear Shagly,

Since you've never done any of those things for me before, I think I won't miss it too much.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear Laurel,

Hotel coffee sucks because hotel employees rarely know how to make it right. 'Fraid you'll have to seek good coffee outside.

Or, drink more, like you said.

Love,

Laurel

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Dear butters,

Boo on work! Hope the day goes well.

Love,

Laurel

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Dear LTR,

Coffee coffee coffee! (or tea!)

Chai here now.

Love,

Laurel

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Dear Mona,

Yes! Let's get coffee together and talk shit - er, discuss the weather, politics, and other topics.

Love,

Laurel

 

[tiny_tits]

Dear Laura;

I have no idea why everyone kisses your ass- I hate you.

You stole my boyfriends in high school, belonged to the clique that would mock me and make fun of me…

I hope you F'ing Die!

God that felt good.

What?.. LAUREL? Oh, I like you.
nevermind

 

[MonaLittle]

Dear Laurel,

My New Years Resolution this year is to meet you for lunch or coffee or cocktails. We will have a FAB time!! We will become BFF's!! Yes! I will travel your way. I am due for a sunny vaca. Soon.

Your new BFF for 2014...(excited!!)
Mona

 

[Laurel]

Dear t_t,

No worries. That happens to me all the time. If I ever catch up with Laura, I'm going to throttle that troublemaking bitch for all the beatings I've taken on her behalf.

Love,

Laurel

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Dear Mona,

Yes! Let's do it.

BFFs! And coffee!

Love,

Laurel

 

[butters]

dear laurel

thinkbubbles would be so cool.

and funny.

text saying the speaky thing, bubbletext saying the thinky thing. haz potential.

 

[tiny_tits]

Dear t_t,

No worries. That happens to me all the time. If I ever catch up with Laura, I'm going to throttle that troublemaking bitch for all the beatings I've taken on her behalf.

Love,

Laurel

Dear L A U R E L

any chance for 'Like' buttons?

 

[cyberian34]

hi tiny

if you'd like to see the effect your tiny tits have on me send pm

 

[SkAoUt]

Dear Laurel

In all seriousness thanks for co-creating an awesome site. Or maybe you did all the creating. Look, even if you murdered the site creator early on and took over as curator I still think you've done exceedingly well in being an impartial, wise mistress (in the mildest sense of the word).

Also: Fuck you and I hate your guts. Because, well, I'm not brown nosing, see.

 

[Noor]

Dear Laurel,

I think I may have over done the pain killers a bit as I just asked a Shakespearean character and a robotic animal to make me some soup.

This hurts, a lot. It's beyond a mere pain sandwich, more like a pain pyramid-physical, emotional, mental...
If they do somehow make me soup, I am sure the pain will disappear though.

Got any hookah smoking caterpillars?

~Noor

 

[Lorilei]

Dear Laurel,

I you, and I wouldn't want your job for any amount of money. Thank you for doing it, though.

Love,
Lorilei

( .) (.)

 

[Debbie]

Dear Laurel,

Sometimes my mind wanders and I am concerned it will not return.
Is this a sign I'm losing my mind or is it old age?

p.s grumpy cat is now almost everywhere.

http://www.oddee.com/_media/imgs/articles2/a98455_pasties_1-grumpy-cat.jpg

 

[Laurel]

Dear t_t,

I don't think vBulletin has that yet, but you can just *like* or http://usr.audioasylum.com/images/0/2128/like-button.jpg. Or you could do what I do, and just softly say "like!" to yourself under your breath - which has the added benefit of confusing those around you.

Love,

Laurel

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Dear SkAoUt,

Thank you for the nice words. I mean - fuck you, you asshole. Because I can't be nice or people will think I have favorites and stuff.

Love,

Laurel

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Dear Noor,

I don't! All my caterpillars smoke pipes. But I'll be on the lookout for one for you...

Love,

Laurel

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Dear Lorilei,

I you too. It's actually the best job ever. And you all are the best people ever, even when we disagree.

Love,

Laurel

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Dear Debbie,

I'm the last person to ask. My mind wanders for hours, coming home late smelling of beer and wanting the clumsy drunksex.

Love,

Laurel

 

[butters]

:thinkbubble: oh my god, i've turned invisible! this cold be so cool...:thinkbubble:

 

[Noor]

Dear Noor,

I don't! All my caterpillars smoke pipes. But I'll be on the lookout for one for you...

Love,

Laurel

Thanks Laurel! In the meanwhile ice, ibuprofen, hydromorphone, chocolate almond milk and random communications will have to suffice.

Noor-never drunk, rarely drugged excepted now

 

[phrodeau]

Dear Laurel,

When sorting the threads by reply count, I see that there are eighty-eight threads with over 5,000 replies on the General Board. You have the latest reply on nineteen of these, which I assume means that they are now closed.

That means there are 69 massive open threads. So, I'm wondering if that was intentional.

http://forum.literotica.com/forumdisplay.php?f=4&sort=replycount&order=desc&daysprune=-1

 

[neci]

dear laurel,

no one understands.

lost and waiting to be found,

neci

p.s. they always said, stay put, if you get lost! that way the rescue teams can find you. what happens if no one is looking? do you just stay put and die? i know big questions. i still need breakfast. and busyness. i need to go move. movement is good.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Dear Laurel,

I want to stay home today, please call work and tell them I'm sick. There is a cup of hot cocoa in it for you.

Luv,

Birdy

 

[Laurel]

Dear Noor,

:hotcocoa:

Love,

Laurel

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Dear phrodeau,

We're really only interested in closing active threads. The threads are not an issue if they are not being edited and posted to.

Also, were I to open all 69 threads and close them, I would have to then append a message explaining why they were closed to each thread - which would bump all 69 threads to the front page.

If you see any threads with over 5,000 posts on the front page, please drop me a PM with a link!

Love,

Laurel

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Dear neci,

Yep. They really don't.

But it's okay. I think.

But yeah - you're right about being lost. I guess we all have to find our way out on our own.

Love,

Laurel

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Dear parodyluvr75,

Done! I also told them you deserved a raise.

Love,

Laurel

 

[JohnnySavage]

Dearest Laurel,

This morning said that he has an assistant. This has been bothering me all morning. I work much harder than he does, yet I have no assistant.

I want an assistant too. One that will bring me coffee and shoo JohnnyCat off the papers, then file them.

And answer my phone.

Thank you,

Johnny.

 

[Laurel]

Dear Johnny,

I want an assistant too.

Where did he get his? Maybe there's more where that one came from.

Is your cat really named JohnnyCat? Because that would be cool.

Love,

Laurel

 

[parodyluvr75]

Dear Laurel,

You're the bestest, I you.

Luv,

Birdy

 

[JohnnySavage]

Dear Laurel,

I don't know where got his assistant from. CostCo, possibly.

The cat's name is actually Chomper (because he bites), but JohnnyCat was funnier. I recently got a puppy too. His name is Fred. Chomper is 20 and doesn't like Fred.

Kisses,

Johnny.

 

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