dear laurel

[glynndah]

Dear Laurel,

Witch hunts are fun. Don't be such a pussy.

Love,
Pete

Dear Laurel,

Petey is picking on me.

Sincerely yours,

the "I don't wanna always be "IT" good little witch.

 

[Monazwx]

Dear Laurel,

Stumbled on this thread. Have no questions, just wanted to say hi. Hope you are well.

Love,

M.

 

[blackleggings]

Dear Good Little Witch,

I wish you the best with this new school year.

Yours somewhere around DC,
blackleggings

 

[glynndah]

Dear Good Little Witch,

I wish you the best with this new school year.

Yours somewhere around DC,
blackleggings

Dear blackleggins,


The kindergarten class has thirteen boys and three girls. It's going to be an interesting year.

Sincerely yours,

the "no kindergartners cried at lunch so I'm counting that as a win" good little witch.

 

[Saint Peter]

Dear Laurel,

Monkeys should not fly. Good witch, bad witch, bitchy witch, or sand witch. Keep those fuckers on the ground. And the monkeys, too.

Thanks,
Pete

 

[butters]

dear Pete,

catch! *lobs a sandwich*

it's not flying, it's . . . leaping. yeah.

butters

 

[ScouriesWorld]

QUOTE: Dear Laurel,
Please please please make it so that we can put that sick fuck Boxlicker on ignore. I keep accidentally clicking on his threads. Go check out the Real Doll thread. Wtf? Who writes such things about their grandchildren? Even in jest? People who deserve to be in prison. That's who.Signed,
Mama Bear

QUOTE (from General Board): Who the fuck let that sicko become a mod and for what board? I didn't know we had a pedo board here.

It's hard to imagine that someone using OSU as an avatar would be accusing someone else of being a pedophile!

the ASSOCIATION OF INDEPENDANT READERS (A.I.R.)

and all the employees of

ScouriesWorld

having jointly announced today that they have established (with a large initial donation from each of them)

the boxy defense fund

which will be used to defend the brilliant boxy against the slander that is being hurled at him by various of the disgusting denizens of GBland. We will not rest until this brilliant and loved Californian is cleared of all charges and those responsible for spreading this slander are exposed and punished.​

 

[lovetoread]

Dear Laurel,

IT HAS FOUND OUR THREAD. BURN IT WITH FIRE!!!!

Love,
LTR

 

[Saint Peter]

QUOTE: Dear Laurel,
Please please please make it so that we can put that sick fuck SaintPeter on ignore. I keep accidentally clicking on his threads. Go check out the Hockey Prayer thread. Wtf? Who writes such things about their wicked slapshot? Even in jest? People who deserve to be in prison. That's who.Signed,
SaintPeter's Mom

QUOTE (from General Board): Who the fuck let that sicko become a defense man and for what team? I didn't know we had a hockey board here.

It's hard to imagine that someone using South Park as an avatar would be accusing someone else of having a sweet penis!

the ASSOCIATION OF INDEPENDANT BREEDERS (A.I.B.)

and all the employees of

SaintPeter's Rink

having jointly announced today that they have established (with a large initial donation from each of them)

the well hung hockey player fund

which will be used to pay for lap dances.​

 

[ScouriesWorld]

Could it be? Jim's old pal Saint Peter? The boss once told me that our good saint used to be quite amusing...

...but that was some 60,000 of his posts ago...

HOW MANY? ​

 

[Saint Peter]

You know it!

 

[Noor]

Philosophia

Dear Laurel,

Did you mean All Too Human?

Trying to make some sense of it all,
Noor

 

[islandman]

Dear Asshats,

"Independent".


Regards,

 

[fluffPE]

You are getting older as we speak.

 

[Laurel]

Dear all Gee Bee'rs,

Sorry for my obnoxious tone yesterday. Please forgive.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear SaintPete,

It's a great gif, and like most gifs is completely unsourced. There ought to be a law requiring gif-makers to credit the source so we can go watch the actual movie.

And stop picking on glynndah!

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear islandman,

All of your alts have been terminated except your Laurel alt, for now.

Love,

Laurel

P.S. LOL on 'independent'.

*

Dear Adre,

I wish I could punish them. Pizza is sacred, and those who abuse it ought to be smote/smited/smitt.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear Artfan2,

Dogs aren't so bad because they just surf around. Cats will actually order stuff with your credit card.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear pointless,

I want candy too.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear glynndah,

He only does it because he likes you.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear Monazwx,

Hey oldtimer/sweet young thing! I'm doing very well. Hope you are too! Don't be a stranger please.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear fluffPE,

I am indeed.

Love,

Laurel

 

[lovetoread]

Dear Laurel,

I noticed you ignored me.

Love,
LTR

 

[kotori]

Dear Laurel,

How'd I get so lucky?

k.

 

[MonaLittle]

Dear Laurel,

I noticed you ignored me.

Love,
LTR

Dear Laurel,

Nobody puts baby in the corner.

&
Mona

 

[lovetoread]

Dear Laurel,

My youngest just tumbled this and said it was me.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/75726988da128707cce8bedd31ebf4b1/tumblr_mrqcz6SwA01qdtdq2o1_400.jpg

Just because its true doesn't make it funny.

Also, I Mona.

Love,
LTR

 

[SeaDaddy1]

Dear SeaDaddy1/Jackson,

You sound peppy. Hope summer is treating you nicely.

Love,

Laurel

Dear Laurel,

Who is Jackson? My summer is super-duper this year.

Love,

SeaDaddy1/Jim

 

[Noor]

Dear Laurel,

I noticed you ignored me.

Love,
LTR

Dear Laurel,

Me too!

Love, Noor

 

[yossi]

Dear MC Pee Pants,

http://data.whicdn.com/images/48496877/tumblr_m6dwxaMbVn1r0vs0io1_500_large.gif

,

Yoss

 

[cleaver]

dear laurel,

i give. i think i give.

can you take me off the pledge drive lists?

~ fred lutz ~

 

[girlsmiley]

Kiaora TK. Aka The Kuntess.

I found a waiata for you, sis.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMT_kr-F7ZQ&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Mean Maori Mean!

Aroha mai,

Smiley.

 

[kbate]

Dear Laurel,

I would more readily forgive your obnoxious attitude if you will frog Scouries's and ScouriesWorld's posts.

Sincerely,

kb