dear laurel

[Sinny]

Dear Laurel,

Please please please make it so that we can put that sick fuck Boxlicker on ignore. I keep accidentally clicking on his threads. Go check out the Real Doll thread. Wtf? Who writes such things about their grandchildren? Even in jest? People who deserve to be in prison. That's who.

Signed,
Mama Bear

 

[blackleggings]

Dear Laurel,

I have an addiction to Ryan Gosling and his memes. I just had to get this off my chest. I wish I was on his chest. Sigh.

Yours,
blackleggings

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyhs9rFGGT1r8dy6io1_500.jpg

 

[KRCummings]

Dear Laurel,

Please please please make it so that we can put that sick fuck Boxlicker on ignore. I keep accidentally clicking on his threads. Go check out the Real Doll thread. Wtf? Who writes such things about their grandchildren? Even in jest? People who deserve to be in prison. That's who.

Signed,
Mama Bear

Why can't you put him on ignore?

 

[KRCummings]

Dear Laurel,

I have an addiction to Ryan Gosling and his memes. I just had to get this off my chest. I wish I was on his chest. Sigh.

Yours,
blackleggings

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyhs9rFGGT1r8dy6io1_500.jpg

The Lord was in a good mood the day he made that man.

 

[Sinny]

Why can't you put him on ignore?

I have tried countless times. He is some kind of mod.

 

[KRCummings]

I have tried countless times. He is some kind of mod.

Huh, I just tried and got the mod message. Interesting. Who the fuck let that sicko become a mod and for what board? I didn't know we had a pedo board here.

 

[Sinny]

Huh, I just tried and got the mod message. Interesting. Who the fuck let that sicko become a mod and for what board? I didn't know we had a pedo board here.

Luke and Indie have links and more intel on the sicko nut job. I do remember reading that he was a story mod of some kind and that's why he cannot be iggied.

 

[girlsmiley]

Laurel,

I wish you were here to cuddle me back to sleep.

Love,

Smiley.

 

[butters]

Dear LTR,


We call Middle-Aged Men In Lycra "MAMILS."

Petey's a MAMIL.

Love,

Smiley.

dear smiley,

i see pete as more MANIMAL

buttery x

 

[islandman]

Dear Laurel,

Why is it that posts have a five-character minimum, yet, a smiley works just fine? What's up with that?


Yours in poking around the machinery,

Islandman

 

[Noor]

Dear Laurel,

Why does it seem that he wants to change me when I thought what he liked about me was me being me?

Curious but still hopeful,

Noor

 

[Adre]

Dear Laurel,

There is a lot of pressure on you to supply answers to difficult questions. I hope you can bear up under the weight.

Unquestioningly yours,

Adre

 

[Noor]

Dear Laurel,

I can help with answers if you get swamped, except for my own questions, of course.

There is always 42, the universal answer to fall back on. In my case maybe 42 really hot lovers, 42 D'Or and Neuhaus chocolates, 42 Al Stewart concerts in the next three years... These do not have to be mutually exclusive.

Love,
Noor

 

[thør]

Andre,

I have no reason to believe that Laurel cannot shoulder the weight.

In total certainty,

thør

 

[Laurel]

Dear Mona,

Yes. We need a National No-Work-Just-Spooning Day.

Love,

Laurel

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Dear kbate,

I wouldn't say no. I might even beg/pay money/etc.

Love,

Laurel

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Dear Farrah,

No, thank you! In RL whenever I meet someone who says they don't really listen to music enough to have a preference, I know they can never be truly trusted.

Love,

Laurel

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Dear Sinny,

Huh. Does anyone know the age of the alleged granddaughter? This is important.

If someone knows, please PM me asap.

Love,

Laurel

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Dear bleggings,

I'll put him on your Christmas list.

Love,

Laurel

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Dear smiley,

Me too.

Love,

Laurel

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Dear islandman,

Because a picture says a 1,000 words, and an emotie is, like, 1/10 of a picture, and thus 100 words?

Love,

Laurel

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Dear Noor,

Because he's people, and they're like that.

Love,

Laurel

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Dear Adre,

No worries. I've been training.

Love,

Laurel

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Dear thør,

I'll do my best, and hope I don't let you down.

Love,

Laurel

 

[RobDownSouth]

Dear Sinny,

Huh. Does anyone know the age of the alleged granddaughter? This is important.

If someone knows, please PM me asap.

Love,

Laurel

From the thread "Writing About Real People" (!!!!)

In one story I wrote, I actually modeled one character on my five year old grandson and another on my 18 month old granddaughter. The story was "Donna from Daycare" and the children appeared in subsequent chapters too.

 

[Lorilei]

Dear Laurel,
Why does my left shoulder go to sleep when I sleep on my left side, but my right one doesn't when I sleep on my right side?

Puzzled,
Lorilei

 

[lovetoread]

Dear Laurel,

Could you please tell everyone I am not weird for not liking cheese on my eggs?

Love,
LTR

 

[IndieSnob]

Dear Laurel,

Could you please tell everyone I am not weird for not liking cheese on my eggs?

Love,
LTR

Wait, I read that wrong.

I thought you said you liked it on your eggs. How could you not?

Sigh.

 

[Joeybagadonuts]

Dear Laurel, how do you ever get any work done with all of these people tickling your funny bone all day?

 

[MonaLittle]

Dear Laurel,

Could you move my desk to the back row, please? I want to sit with the troublemakers and see how the other half lives.

I'd like to sit right between LTR and Lori. You can place the guys right in front of us.

Thanks!!

Love,
Mona

 

[yossi]

Dear Laurel,

http://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/This-Is-Gonna-Be-Good-Creeper-Bird-Popcorn.gif

Vigilantly yours,

Yoss

 

[IndieSnob]

Dear Laurel,

http://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/This-Is-Gonna-Be-Good-Creeper-Bird-Popcorn.gif

Vigilantly yours,

Yoss

 

[yossi]

Dear Laurel,

Would it be possible to change Indie's name to "MC Pee Pants"?

Curious,

Yosss

 

[MonaLittle]

Dear Laurel,

Please let Indie have some eggs. Going without them is making him cranky.

Love,
Mona