dear laurel

[Byron In Exile]

Dear Laurel:

*speechless*

Love,
Byron

 

[blackleggings]

Dear Laurel,

I really don't mind Mondays. Especially this one.

Yours,
blackleggings

 

[yossi]

Dear Laurel,

You have impeccable taste in stockings.

-Yoss

 

[RobDownSouth]

Dear Laurel,
What color are your eyes?
Affectionately,
Rob

 

[Laurel]

Dear Noor,

If only!

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear islandman,

Ice cream is godlike.

I dunno why that is. It's annoying, isn't it?

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear lovetoread,

I really did! I hope you did as well.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear Byron,

*flattered* is it's a good speechless

*sad* if otherwise

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear bleggings,

Me neither.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear yoss,

You have lovely legs. And an awesome personality. Love the tattoo as well.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear Rob,

Green. Why?

Love,

Laurel

 

[pete]

dear laurel,

i missed your legs pic in yoss's thread the other day.

please your boobs to make up for this unfortunate oversight?

yours in solemn appreciation,
TOP

 

[Laurel]

Dear pete,

No boobies, but here's a happy face:

Love,

Laurel

 

[Joeybagadonuts]

Dear pete,

No boobies, but temporary reposting of legs from yesterday. Not that exciting. Sorry!

Love,

Laurel

ouch!....you got my attention.

 

[glynndah]

Dear Laurel;

Your attachment is bad. I'm sure your legs are not.

Sincerely,

the good little witch.

 

[islandman]

Dear islandman,

Ice cream is godlike.

I dunno why that is. It's annoying, isn't it?

Love,

Laurel

Dear Laurel,

You need to ramp up your international marketing machine. Go ahead and make me the head of recruitment and I'll see what I can do.

Yours in recruiting,

islandman

 

[butters]

dear laurel,

we could use more hours in the evening, so we can get all the reading, writing, and tv stuff done before going to bed. have a word with whoever sorts that out, would you? i understand you have influence.

if not, a second head/pair of ands would suffice.

love,
butters x

 

[gravyrug]

dear laurel,

we could use more hours in the evening, so we can get all the reading, writing, and tv stuff done before going to bed. have a word with whoever sorts that out, would you? i understand you have influence.

if not, a second head/pair of ands would suffice.

love,
butters x

Dear Laurel,

Re: butters's request, if you could fix is so that hours spent asleep didn't count towards the daily total, that would work just as well.

Thanks in advance,

Gravy

 

[islandman]

dear laurel,

we could use more hours in the evening, so we can get all the reading, writing, and tv stuff done before going to bed. have a word with whoever sorts that out, would you? i understand you have influence.

if not, a second head/pair of ands would suffice.

love,
butters x

Dear butters,

I'd like to give you an and.



Love,

islandman's *wiggly eyebrow*

 

[girlsmiley]

Dear Laurel.

You know what?

I MISS YOU! A lot. We should chat later. I should be home by 6 if you wanna, you know... have a lol and chat about girl stuff.

Love,

Smiley.

 

[butters]

Dear butters,

I'd like to give you an and.



Love,

islandman's *wiggly eyebrow*

hehehehee

typos, typos . . . you need ands

 

[Noor]

Dear Laurel,

Have you ever considered lesbian porn ghost stories as bedtime stories?

Sleepily yours,

Noor, wishing for Pavlov's return...

 

[unregistered]

 

[Farrah]

Dear JAJ,

Fine. Then I won't recall your voice when the subject of southern hotties arises.

And 'flacidly yours' is the meanest letter closing EVER. Jerk!

Frigidly yours,

Farrah

 

[Laurel]

Dear Joeybagadonuts,

Excellent. Now...what do I do with it.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear glynndah,

Do you like to wear tights/stockings/etc?

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear islandman,

You're hired. So long as you're cheap. And by cheap, I mean free.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear butters and gravyrug,

All my life I've been a heavy dreamer, to the point where I really do feel like I live two lives - my waking life and my sleeping life. For this reason, if I ran the circus I would totally love to split things up so that the sleeping hours didn't factor into the waking hours. Instead of living, say, 80 years total, you could have 80 years awake and 80 years asleep. 160 years!

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear smiley,

I know, right? We never talk/play anymore. I miss you. Let's hang out when you have time.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear Noor,

No! Should I?

Love,

Laurel

 

[butters]

Dear butters and gravyrug,

All my life I've been a heavy dreamer, to the point where I really do feel like I live two lives - my waking life and my sleeping life. For this reason, if I ran the circus I would totally love to split things up so that the sleeping hours didn't factor into the waking hours. Instead of living, say, 80 years total, you could have 80 years awake and 80 years asleep. 160 years!

Love,

Laurel

it's just like being awake, or close enough *nods* do you sometimes feel you've been doing stuff over the course of some months, years, even decades only to wake up and realise it has only been a few hours since you fell asleep? dallas all over again and another reason why i love going under the anaesthetic - right out, black, velvety, dreamless peace.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Dear Laurel

I'm a heavy dreamer too, I have several a night. I can remember some dreams from years ago even now, and I mean like 20 years ago. Do you ever get a weird dream flashback? Like a snapshot from an old dream, maybe months or years ago, that suddenly comes into your waking mind for no reason?

Dreams fascinate me.

Yours

FM

 

[Noor]

Dear Laurel,

It would definitely do better than reading this blog which doesn't make me feel sleepy at all.

I hate waiting, don't you?

Love,
Noor, are we there yet?

 

[Joeybagadonuts]

Dear Joeybagadonuts,

Excellent. Now...what do I do with it.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear glynndah,

Do you like to wear tights/stockings/etc?

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear islandman,

You're hired. So long as you're cheap. And by cheap, I mean free.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear butters and gravyrug,

All my life I've been a heavy dreamer, to the point where I really do feel like I live two lives - my waking life and my sleeping life. For this reason, if I ran the circus I would totally love to split things up so that the sleeping hours didn't factor into the waking hours. Instead of living, say, 80 years total, you could have 80 years awake and 80 years asleep. 160 years!

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear smiley,

I know, right? We never talk/play anymore. I miss you. Let's hang out when you have time.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear Noor,

No! Should I?

Love,

Laurel

You could post more pics of you in those sexy cutoffs.

 

[islandman]

Dear Laurel

I'm a heavy creamer too, I have several a night. I can remember some creams from years ago even now, and I mean like 20 years ago. Do you ever get a weird cream flashback? Like a snapshot from an old dream, maybe months or years ago, that suddenly comes into your waking mind for no reason?

Creams fascinate me.

Yours

FM

Dear Wailing Quim,

I fixed your post.

You're welcome.


Yours in abject loathing,

islandman

 

[Fata Morgana]

Dear Pointy Head

Die.

Yours

Mewler