dear laurel

[Fata Morgana]

Dear butters

Thunder and lightning here since last night, and torrential rain.

Muggy as fuck tho.

FM

PS. Last Luther later!

 

[butters]

Dear butters

Thunder and lightning here since last night, and torrential rain.

Muggy as fuck tho.

FM

PS. Last Luther later!

*drip*

dear fata

same here, but for some reason (i was knackered, apparently) i managed to sleep right through it though it was, evidently, spectacular even had my bedroom windows wide open and still didn't stir

we've had a cloudburst about 1ish, and it's threatening to do the same very shortly. roll on tomorrow - i trust countryfile's weather forecast. and (yay) finished work today. just the running around tomorrow then heading off for norfolk. can. not. wait.

try not to melt, and will be watching luther fer shore. x

*drip*

 

[Fata Morgana]

It did wake me a few times between 4 and 6am with huge claps of thunder. Fell back to sleep though. It's giving it some right now and it's gone very dark or as they say round here "it looks very black over Bill's mothers".

Have a lovely time in Norfolk, I had my week off last week and am back at work feeling fairly suicidal and a tad violent towards my colleagues.

Luther will cheer me up.

xx

 

[mark197205]

It did wake me a few times between 4 and 6am with huge claps of thunder. Fell back to sleep though. It's giving it some right now and it's gone very dark or as they say round here "it looks very black over Bill's mothers".

Have a lovely time in Norfolk, I had my week off last week and am back at work feeling fairly suicidal and a tad violent towards my colleagues.

Luther will cheer me up.

xx

And here was me thinking that was a Leicester only saying.

 

[cjh]

dear laurel,

why have my buddies decided that their band needs to play every monday night at 10:30?

groggily,

cjh

 

[Fata Morgana]

And here was me thinking that was a Leicester only saying.

Ha! I wondered if anyone here had heard that before. Black "ovver" Bill's "mothas".

 

[mark197205]

Ha! I wondered if anyone here had heard that before. Black "ovver" Bill's "mothas".

Prolly just me and thee, lass.

 

[girlsmiley]

blackleggings,

You're the sweet one. Ok, we're both pretty sweet.

And hell yeah I'll share an ice cream with you.

How did you know? Ice cream is one of my favourite things to <snip>

PM sent.

Love,

Smiley.

 

[pete]

dear laurel,

how can we collectively fast-forward this blossoming love affair between blackleggings and girlsmiley, and get right to the heavy petting?

yours in setting up the hidden cameras,
TOP

 

[lovetoread]

Dear Laurel,

Please have Fata and Markienumbers record what they are typing. Accents really turn me on.

Love,
LTR

 

[glynndah]

Dear Laurel,

Could you please read something happy?

Sincerely yours,

the blue enough without clicking that good little witch.

 

[Laurel]

Dear smiley,

Yay for lists.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear bleggings,

You'd have to be an idiot before I'd tell you to stop. You're not, so I won't.

I've always wanted minions. Foot-massage minions, housecleaning minions, oral sexing minions, hairbrushing minions, minions to cook me food. If a genie grants me three wishes, mine will be 1) minions, 2) minions, and 3) more minions.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear Radiohead,

You're a boy. You don't have a box.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear glynndah,

I actually have quite a stash of finger bandaids from a long-healed ouchie. And Neosporin! I'll be over shortly.

I do read happy things, but they're mostly fiction. The nonfiction stuff I read is generally not as happy because much of real life isn't happy. Interesting, but not always happy.

I'll try to post more happy reads.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear i-man and Fata,

Not now, but someday in the Future we'll have flying cars, food in pill form, and selectively ignorable siglines.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear butters,

Melted butter is tasty! I'll be over with cooked shelfish.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear cjh,

Just be happy they don't invite you to their kid's pageant thingies.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear pete,

Yeah, I've been hoping they'll get past the foreplay and get to the kissing/getting nekkid and tonguing each other's soft parts soonish. Have patience. It'll be worth waiting for!

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear lovetoread,

Someone should revive the thread where people were posting their voices. Or make a new thread.

Love,

Laurel

P.S. Who's the stunning brunette in your av?

 

[islandman]

Dear Laurel,

Explain women to me. No, not the crazy ones, the other ones.

And then explain Imogen to me.


Yours in pondering such things,

islandman

 

[MonaLittle]

Dear Laurel,

Spring has past yet love seems to be in the air around here.

Love,
Mona

 

[islandman]

Dear Mona,

:canoe:


Love,

islandman

 

[Noor]

Dear Laurel,

Why do the events of the weekend seem so far away now?

Why raspberries so messy?

Why am I corrupting men this week?

Do you think something like this would make a nice winter bathrobe?

Love,

Noor, wanting to feel something interesting against her skin

 

[girlsmiley]

Dear blackleggings,

I heard this song today and thought of you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1oM3kQpXRo

Love,

Smiley.

 

[gravyrug]

Ha! I wondered if anyone here had heard that before. Black "ovver" Bill's "mothas".

Around here, we say it's coming up a bad cloud.

Also,

Dearest Laurel,

I second Glynndah's wish for more happy reads. News is making me ill of late.

Your devoted fan,

Gravyjesus

 

[Laurel]

Dear islandman,

I can't help anyone understand women. I can, however, show you an example of someone who does understand (courtesy of the Stanley Colors website and Pablo Stanley). Sorry in advance for the long long image.

https://s3.amazonaws.com/pablostanley/doIlookFat.jpg

Love,

Laurel

 

[Laurel]

Dear Mona,

Is it love, or is it...something else? Maybe :canoe: ?

Love,

Laurel

P.S. I dunno with :canoe: means, but it should be an emotie.

*



Love,

Laurel

*

Dear Noor,

Because they're now a part of the past.

Because they're juicy.

Because you're naughty.

Possibly. Depends on the fabric.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear gravyrug,

I will try to include more happy reads.

Love,

Laurel

 

[Saint Peter]

Laurel!

You fucker!!

 

[islandman]

Dear islandman,

I can't help anyone understand women. I can, however, show you an example of someone who does understand (courtesy of the Stanley Colors website and Pablo Stanley). Sorry in advance for the long long image.

really long, yet informative cartoon

Love,

Laurel

Dear Laurel,

I shall add this tidbit to my repertoire.


Yours in appreciation,

islandman

 

[Adre]

Dear Laurel,

Might you suggest that Islandman tackle some easy things like Big Bang Theory and MidEast peace talks first?

Clueless Admirer Of Woman,

Adre

 

[islandman]

Dear Laurel,

That fucker Adre has a point. So much so that I've decided to award him a consonant, thereby irrevocably changing his name to 'Andre'.

Your will be done,

islandman

 

[Adre]

Dearest Laurel,

While 'Andre' would lend some much needed flair to my dullness, I would feel like an imposter, perhaps even Eurotrash were I to be so named. But thank Iman for the consonant offer.

N Challengedly Yours,

Adre