dear laurel

[Noor]

Dear Laurel,

When you find a flexible penis straw in your drink, do you wonder how to clean it?

Love,

Noor

 

[glynndah]

Dear glynndah,

I can help you. I'll need the digits of one of your valid credit cards and the security code, along with your full name. Using a secret formula, I will be able to get your password for you. Oh yeah.

Love,

Laurel

P.S. Download this. It's a lifesaver.

Dear Laurel,

The Nigerian embassy will be forwarding my credit card information. Please check your spam folder. Sometimes very important things get snagged in there. As for the link, it's downloading as I type.

Sincerely yours,

the soon-to-be-password-protected-once-again good little witch.

 

[girlsmiley]

Kitty Mama,

Please send me the list. I'll see what I can, erm... do for you.

Also, sorry I haven't been around. Busy with friends from overseas. I'll chat with you later on today, promise.

Yours,

Smiley.

 

[Radiohead]

Dear Laurel

I want in on the list.

Seriously,

Muse.

PS A Swedish friend made me listen to this... its intriguing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1fZtCLfWx0

 

[lovetoread]

Dear Laurel,

I'm confused as to why I'm supposed to care that the duchess is having a baby. I can understand a mention of it, but to make it the lead story on all newscasts?

I mean it was mentioned before the clean up of the train derailment in NY which could hurt commuters.

Love,
LTR

 

[blackleggings]

Dear Laurel,

I think I fall in love with a different man each week. This week it's Ben Howard. I've loved him before, but I just can't get enough of him right now.

Ben Howard- Black Flies

Have a lovely day.

Yours,
blackleggings

 

[unregistered]

 

[blackleggings]

Dear Laurel,
Do you think I look like Ben Howard?

Hugs and kissings,
JAJ

Dear JAJ,

Do you sing as well? If so, I 'd say it doesn't matter if you looked like Ben Howard or not.

Love,
blackleggings

 

[unregistered]

 

[Laurel]

Dear Robdownsouth,

I don't know! Sounds yummy, though.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear lovetoread,

No. You're normal age. Everyone older than you is old and worn out, and everyone younger than you is naive and silly.

That's my view, anyhow.

On the duchess: you don't have to care. I don't care. We can not-care together.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear Adre,

Sounds yummy too. Would that be called a Bloody Clam?

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear Tristesse,

He's always misbehaving.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear Noor,

If that were to happen, I'd wonder about a lot of things.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear glynndah,

Excellent. I'll get your your passwords just as soon as I return from shopping.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear girlsmiley,

I sent the list. Hopefully the NSA won't confiscate it and jail me for perversion.

Love,

Laurel

P.S. No worries! Enjoy and we'll catch up when you have time.

*

Dear Radiohead,

You're in on the list.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear bleggings,

Life is short. So long as you don't break hearts (including your own) beyond repair, fall in love all you like!

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear JAJ,

I think you look more like Al Pacino. Which is a good thing.

Love,

Laurel

 

[Noor]

Dear Laurel,

I did wonder about a lot of things, esp. how it got cleaned so I didn't drink from it.

How is it that I am surrounded by a lot of inviting sex which I am sure would be quite nice, but what I want hasn't been available?

Please fix this, if you can.

Love,
Noor

 

[RobDownSouth]

Deer Laurel,

Were you aware that there are two subdivisions in the United States named "Deer Laurel"? One is in Lake Arial, Penn and the other in Salem, South Carolina.

There are no "Deer Rob" subdivisions in the United States, however there was a journeyman outfielder for the Milwaukee Brewers named Rob Deer. No relation.

Affectionately,
Your Deer Rob

 

[lovetoread]

Dear Laurel,

It finally stormed and cooled off.

Now to get rid of the humidity.

Love,
LTR

 

[Peregrinator]

Dear Laurel,

Tricks. Are for kids.

Love,

Perg

PS You owe me a PM, dammit.

 

[Laurel]

Dear Noor (I originally wrote that as Near Door, btw),

I wonder that about those travel coffee mugs and other containers with reusable straws or sippie mechanisms. Seems grossish to me, but to each his/her own.

As for the other, me too.

Love,

Laurel

*

Deer Rob,

Should I change the name of this thread to Deer Laurel?

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear lovetoread,

Don't worry. The humidity will decrease. In November.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear Perg,

Ah, got it. Sorry, I'm slow today.

Love,

Laurel

 

[Laurel]

Dear doctor_insanus,

How'd you get so consistently funny? Every time I see your posts I know I'm gonna laugh.

What you're secret? Do you eat clowns for breakfast? Mimes, maybe?

Anyhow, keep up the good work.

Love

Laurel

 

[girlsmiley]

Kitty mama,

I am working on that list.

Love,

gs.



Dear nice man,

Come mow your lawn?

Ohhh...

You're naughty.

Love,

Smiley.

 

[blackleggings]

Dear Laurel,

Please tell me to stop being an idiot. Oh, maybe you can send someone to bring me coffee if you have any extra minions around. Thank you!

Much love,
blackleggings

 

[Radiohead]

Dear Laurel,

Please in my box.

 

[girlsmiley]

Blackleggings

http://img.izismile.com/img/img2/20090713/coffe_art_36.jpg



Smiley.

 

[blackleggings]

Dear Smiley,

You're too sweet. That looks better than my Wawa coffee!

Love,
blackleggings

 

[glynndah]

Dear Laurel,

I cleaned off the concrete walkout yesterday. I couldn't find any work gloves. The little white cotton gloves I usually wear for softening my hands in the winter lent a cute Stepford Wives vibe but didn't prevent the blister from forming on my thumb. Do you have any band-aids?

Sincerely yours,

the "I have an owie so I won't be doing this again" good little witch.

 

[islandman]

Dear Laurel,

Can we selectively turn off sigs by Litster?


Yours in pondering such things,

islandman

 

[Fata Morgana]

Dear Laurel

I hate to agree with IsleofMan, but he has a point (not just the one on his head).

FM

 

[butters]

dear laurel, i'm melting
i'm melting
i'm melting
i'm melting, dear laurel
dear laurel, melting

yours, slowly pooling