dear laurel

[lovetoread]

Dear Laurel,

I have a free weekend. I'm pondering not dressing for the whole thing.

Love,
LTR

 

[Noor]

Dear Laurel,

I use old pill containers to hold beads, hand cream, dull needles, and weird paper clips.
What do you do with yours?
If only they were bigger, I could make steampunk goggles out of them.

Noor, wasting nothing

 

[Laurel]

Dear thør,

Sounds lovely. Please enjoy.

Love,

Laurel

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Dear islandman,

Me too. It is our collective Sisyphean duty to push this thread to page 1 from page 2 or 3. One day, this thread will fall to page 10 and the terrorists, chocolate-haters, and ferret-lovers will have won.

Love,

Laurel

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Dear lovetoread,

By all means do.

Love,

Laurel

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Dear Noor,

That's a great idea. I only have two - one with vitamins and one with allergy medication. When/if I replace these, I will use the old ones to hold paperclips or cat treats.

Love,

Laurel

 

[Fata Morgana]

Dear Laurel

Did you know Valerian Teabags have the same effect on cats as catnip?

Yours

FM

 

[girlsmiley]

Dear Mona,

You will ride on my lap and you will like it!

,
Pete

Dear Petey,

Only if I can ride while facing you on said lap. o0o0o0o0o0o!!

Love,
Mona

Dear Mona and Pete.

Yeah, get a room.

No sexing in the new car.

Love,

Smiley.

P.S. You two are so cute together.

 

[glynndah]

Dear Laurel,

For the Nutella lovers around here...

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr03/2013/6/13/12/anigif_original-grid-image-27170-1371141419-47.gif

Sincerely yours,

the "I don't really like Nutella" good little witch.

 

[kotori]

Dear Laurel,

For the Nutella lovers around here...

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr03/2013/6/13/12/anigif_original-grid-image-27170-1371141419-47.gif

Sincerely yours,

the "I don't really like Nutella" good little witch.

Nutella good. Banana good. Glynda gif: ffap.

 

[glynndah]

Nutella good. Banana good. Glynda gif: ffap.

Dear kotori,

It is rather mesmerizing, isn't it?

Sincerely yours,

The craving-bananas-for-some-reason good little witch.

 

[kotori]

Dear kotori,

It is rather mesmerizing, isn't it?

Sincerely yours,

The craving-bananas-for-some-reason good little witch.

Dear GLW,

I actually had some Nutella on Jacob's Cream Crackers for my afters tonight. It's so hot here, it was almost as viscous as your fountain.

Kisses, k

 

[glynndah]

Dear GLW,

I actually had some Nutella on Jacob's Cream Crackers for my afters tonight. It's so hot here, it was almost as viscous as your fountain.

Kisses, k

Dear k,

It is currently thundering and lightning here. The temperature's dropped about twenty degrees in about as many minutes. I'm not sure what may be on the menu, but in honor of the season, I'll have an ice cream sandwich for dessert.

Sincerely yours,

the good little witch.

 

[kotori]

Dear k,

It is currently thundering and lightning here. The temperature's dropped about twenty degrees in about as many minutes. I'm not sure what may be on the menu, but in honor of the season, I'll have an ice cream sandwich for dessert.

Sincerely yours,

the good little witch.

Dear GLW,

I don't know how far west you are of NYC, but do blow those t'storms this way.

Wilting near Wiliston,

k

 

[girlsmiley]

Dear Glynn,

I want to get next to your ice cream sandwich.

Sitting here
In this chair
Waiting on you
Oh, baby
To see things my way.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EO1nfSCKrU

Love,

Smiley.

 

[glynndah]

Dear GLW,

I don't know how far west you are of NYC, but do blow those t'storms this way.

Wilting near Wiliston,

k

Dear k,

I'll do my best.

Sincerely,
the very close to the Mississippi River good little witch.

 

[kotori]

Dear k,

I'll do my best.

Sincerely,
the very close to the Mississippi River good little witch.

Dear Glynda,

About 900 mph then! Impressive. We just had one cloud open, dump and cool things down a bit. Ha!

I'm going to stand out in the rain and wait for the Good Humor man. I need an ice cream sandwich.

Love,

k

 

[lovetoread]

Dear Weather,

Where is my rain and cooling temps?

Love,
LTR

 

[kotori]

Dear Weather,

Where is my rain and cooling temps?

Love,
LTR

Dear LTR,

This cloud must have skitted through Hunterdon and come across 78 and 287. #relief.

k

 

[girlsmiley]

Dearest Laurel.

I'm in a super happy slash silly mood. I don't know what to do with myself.

Please advise,

Smiley.

 

[glynndah]

Dear Laurel,

I had the same password for an account for years and years and years {Yeah, I know I'm not supposed to do that.}but I recently had to change it because of bad, bad things. Now I can't remember the new password. Any ideas?

I've already tried **********, ********** and *****************.

Sincerely yours,

the I-know-there's something-I-really-need-to-respond-to good little witch.

 

[blackleggings]

Dear Laurel,

I miss long cold winter runs. Do you have any available plane tickets for Australia?

Yours,
blackleggings

 

[Laurel]

Dear Fata,

Really? I did not know that. I should get some and try it out.

Love,

Laurel

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Dear glynndah,

That looks dirty.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear smiley,

I have a list of things you should do with yourself, but I can't post them publicly.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear glynndah,

I can help you. I'll need the digits of one of your valid credit cards and the security code, along with your full name. Using a secret formula, I will be able to get your password for you. Oh yeah.

Love,

Laurel

P.S. Download this. It's a lifesaver.

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Dear bleggings,

Sorry, no I don't.

Love,

Laurel

 

[RobDownSouth]

Dear Laurel,

Please settle a very large wager here at Stately Downsouth Manor.

Does a Bloody Mary made with spicy V8 juice have a different name?

Google has failed me, you're my only hope.

Best Regards,
Rob

 

[lovetoread]

Dearest Laurel,

My youngest starts her first job today and college in Sept. does this make me officially old?

Love,
LTR

 

[Adre]

Dear Laurel,

While I can't provide an answer to Rob's question, I can attest that Clamato and Cholula, along with lemon juice and Worcestershire, combine to make a lovely Bloody Mary.

Sipping one as I write,

Adre

 

[blackleggings]

Dear friends in the UK,

Please take me to the Reading Festival, Friday August 23rd. Thanks in advance.

I'll love you forever,
blackleggings

PS, or please tell Billie Joe and Frank Turner that their stalker in Virginia loves them.

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

Dear Laurel,

is that Manu misbehaving in you avatar?

Inquiring mind.