dear laurel

[Peregrinator]

Dear Kyle,

That's because you say you're awesome and I give people the benefit of the doubt in such things.

You're okay

Perg

 

[thør]

Dear Kyle,

You don't always get what you want.

thør

 

[Peregrinator]

Dear Kyle,

But if you try sometimes,

Perg

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

Kyle

..and you try, try, try.....

Chillin' big,

Ms Close

 

[Phelia]

Dear Kyle,

Sorry.*

Yours in Christ,

Phelia

*Not sorry.

 

[Sinny]

Dear Kyle,

Bump!

Love,
Your #4 Fan

 

[Peregrinator]

Dear Kyle,

Did you find Tweedledum or Tweedledee to be a more accessible character?

Perg

 

[KyleW]

Dear fans 1-978,

Stfu


Yours in eternal glory,


K

 

[IndieSnob]

Dear Kyle,

No one is your fan. You are not God. Quit picking up your ferrets and playing with them like they are your evil minions.

Signed,

The Real God

 

[KyleW]

Dear perg,

You'd probably be a cool person to get a beer with.


However, suck some ebola.

Love

Evolution

 

[KyleW]

Dear musicsnob who i used to confuse with foodsnob,

hepatitis

 

[Phelia]

Dear Kyle,

Hey, just wanted to say hey.

P

 

[IndieSnob]

Dear musicsnob who i used to confuse with foodsnob,

hepatitis

Whoah low blow man, low fucking blow.

I'm not some fucking low down scum that beats up woman like that fuck. Dude, if I ever saw him, I'd like to think I'd kick his teeth in. Like really hard.

What a fucking stooge.

 

[Peregrinator]

Dear Kyle,

The reviews seem to be mixed but mostly positive. Also, you suck ass for reminding me of foodsnob. I may go find him and give him cat herpes.

Perg

 

[Laurel]

Dear Kyle,

This thread rocks! You've got a talent for never-ending threads.

Love,

Laurel

P.S. Isn't a Foodsnob really just a picky eater?

*

Dear Perg,

Humidity is naked-inducing, isn't it.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear lovetoread,

I looove lemonade. *sips*

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear Disgustipated,

I think maybe Laura is the person people sometimes suggest others ask for help. If she's a helpful sort, I won't stop her.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear blackleggings,

Thank you for your creamy skin and luscious nipples

Love,

islandman (via Laurel)

*

Dear Silverlily,

I hope you and your kitts are happy and well.

Love,

Laurel

 

[IndieSnob]

Dear Laurel,

Why do most of the awesome people live so far away? It really really sucks.

Except for Kyle. That fucker doesn't live far away enough. Can you like move in with Jinxed, and have him take your place with Manu? I mean they might make a cute couple. So yeah. Jinxed gets rid of Kyle, you don't live so far away. I win, who cares about everyone else.

Yours in longing for awesome people to be brought closer together,

Indie

 

[Laurel]

Dear Indie,

Can't, 'cause ferrets.

If they go with Kyle, I'm in.

Love,

Laurel

 

[glynndah]

Dear Laurel,

I just wanted to bump this thread. I'll edit this later to say something particularly profound, thought-provoking and/or witty. There may or may not be cats and/or ferrets involved. I doubt cat herpes will play a part.

Sincerely,

The kinda bored, but not enough to make a real effort good little witch.

 

[Laurel]

Dear Liar,

I don't think I've ever told you this, but I really enjoy your posts. Your subtle, smart sense of humor always makes me smile, or think, or often both.

Love,

Laurel

 

[neci]

dear laurel,

why does manu hide his balls from me?

love,

neci

 

[IndieSnob]

Dear Laurel,

I can't find my copy of a Bowie 3 CD collection. I just want to hear one song on it. I don't want to admit what song it is. Spotify only has the digital remix of it, and something is off on it. So, could you please buy a copy of it for me, encode it into FLAC format, and send it off?

Your bestest buddy in guilty music pleasures,

Indie

 

[IndieSnob]

Dear Laurel,

Fata just texted me the following:

Laptop fucked. No data left on phone, might not be able to insult you on Lit for a while.

I always like to think I have braced for the worst in life, but this? Who is going to break my balls now?

Yours in longing for that cunt to come back ASAP,

Indie

 

[bluemuse]

Dear laurel,

I have been catless for over three months. I'm over it. My last cat was big, and a little mean (like time to call Jackson Galaxy, mean) and I loved him more than anything. I'm ready for a new kitty.

bluemuse

 

[IndieSnob]

Dear Laurel,

Now every time I see pepperoni I will think it's a third nipple. I think you just did me and my diet a favor.

Now associate other things I shouldn't eat with such oddities. Thanks!

Yours in trying to be a slimmer beefcake,

Indie

 

[blackleggings]

Dear Laurel,

Please tell my gym to stop playing Nickelback.

Yours with all my sweat,
blackleggings