Dear Lance

Ishmael

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First I would like to thank you for your thought provoking letter.

To some of your first points Lance. My feeling towards did not just 'change'. My feelings towards have been, and remain, much the same as they were during the flame wars that you provoked on the BDSM board over the summer. My feelings have just evolved has I have seen you mount attack after attack on a string of women on this BB. These women have had little in common other than the fact that somehow they seem to have irritated you in one fashion or another. As pointed out by another poster, you seem to be unable to leave well enough alone (your letter being another expample of this) and persisted in hounding them in threads that you really had nothing of any substance to say other than taking shots at the women involved, or by making sly comments in threads that they would not reasonably be expected to vistit.

You continue with vague accusations of some sort of cabal working behind the scenes to undo all of the 'good works' you've done here at Lit. (many of which are noted in the preceding paragraph.) Then you go on in other threads to suggest that I am paranoid. Don't you think that that is a little disengenuous? You even went so far as to place a post in the BDSM forum last night vaguely accusing a poster by the name of OutsideObserver of being myself. I suspect that that came as quite a shock to that poster whoever they may be. So, for the record Lance. I post as Ishmael. I have NEVER posted under any other name. Unlike some, I do not have multiple persona's that are used to harrie or assault. I do quite well on my own, in my own name.

There were also allegations made that I have "told" some in PM's who they may or may not associate with. That too is untrue. And I will be dealing with those two individuals, as individuals, upon the completion of this letter.

Do I PM? Of course I do, no more or less than most. But what is in my PMs' is nothing different than what is also posted to the open board. And it may dissappoint you to know that very seldom is your name a subject in these PM's. On those few occasions when your name has come up, what has been said is no different than what I've said to you, to your face, here on the open board. While you may not like or agree with those opinions it makes for a difficult case to prove that some conspiracy is taking place when all of the charges are on the table.

You, on the other hand, have been openly accused of saying one thing in PM's and something quite different on the board. Charges you have yet to address. But that is your problem to deal with.

I may point out here that you too were a beneficiary of two PM's that were sent by me to you. PM's that allowed you to go back and edit out two posts that you had made inorder to save face.

Now to the main point Lance. It is you that is attempting to bifurcate the GB into two camps. The fer' us and the agin' us camps. Prior to recent months the GB was made up of various groups of posters, each having a preference in subject matters etc. A large number of interlocking little circles. Very much as you might find in any community.

Your behavior, from day one, has been very much like that of a union organizer. Lashing out at any form of percieved authority, in this one of the most egalitarian environments to be found on the web. And the focus of these attacks has been, for the most part, women. Why is that Lance? Both of these well documented facts are indicative of a much deeper problem.

In your march through this board you have alienated virtually all of the independent thinkers. This will come back to haunt you Lance. You have sought attention, and now you have it. I don't think that you are going to enjoy the attention that you are getting as much as you thought you might, by halves.

Now, my assesment of you is just that, mine. Although it may surpise you to know that my assesment is in many ways kinder than that of some of the mental health professionals that frequent the boards. But that too is your problem to deal with, not mine.

In virtually every thread that you've started and every post that you've made regarding this subject you have exhibited the very characteristics that you are accusing me of having. And that too is very telling Lance. Much like the philandering husband who continually accuses his wife of adultery inorder to cover his own tracks. It is a well known technique generally associated with immaturity and deciet.

And so Lance, I expect that this post will draw another round of charges and counter-charges. And that is just the way things should be in this matter. And many will be watching.

Ishmael
 
Quite possibly the greatest waste of cyberbytes since Al Gore pioneered the Internet - from The Man Voted In Most Desperate Need of a New Hobby.

Oh, sure, I'm watching.

and laughing my skinny arse off!
 
Ishmael said:
My feelings have just evolved has I have seen you mount attack after attack on a string of women on this BB. These women have had little in common other than the fact that somehow they seem to have irritated you in one fashion or another.

so Ish.....if Lance dislikes a female poster and "attacks" her....how is that different from you disliking one....and calling her a "cunt" (Freya) or a "slut" (Mia/bratcat) ?

huh Big Man?
 
Ginny said:
so Ish.....if Lance dislikes a female poster and "attacks" her....how is that different from you disliking one....and calling her a "cunt" (Freya) or a "slut" (Mia/bratcat) ?

huh Big Man?

I'm guessing that he doesn't single out people because of their lives misfortunes and exploit that.
 
What I want to know is who all the independent thinkers are - jeez it sounds like we are the sitting in the senate or something

* and here we have one of the greatest independent thinkers of our time posting - and ah yes he has just metioned that he would like someone to suck his dick * visionary stuff

hey but I thought it all by myself

Iam an independent thinker, Im an independent thinker na na na na na
 
Gord said:
What I want to know is who all the independent thinkers are - jeez it sounds like we are the sitting in the senate or something

* and here we have one of the greatest independent thinkers of our time posting - and ah yes he has just metioned that he would like someone to suck his dick * visionary stuff

hey but I thought it all by myself

Iam an independent thinker, Im an independent thinker na na na na na
I love it when you go and get all cryptic on us...:)
 
Ginny said:
so Ish.....if Lance dislikes a female poster and "attacks" her....how is that different from you disliking one....and calling her a "cunt" (Freya) or a "slut" (Mia/bratcat) ?

huh Big Man?

You obviously missed my apology to Freya, so we're down to one now.

Ishmael
 
Hanns_Schmidt said:
Lance - 5
Ish - Still to score
Fucking hell, hanns... you actually made me laugh... WITH you and not the regular AT you!
:)
 
n/a

Nice to see a drama queen in good form.

Keep up the good work Ishfuck.

Fucking whiny git!
 
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Kuntmode said:
Nice to see a drama queen in good form.

Keep up the good work Ishfuck.

Fucking whiny git!
LOL!
Ish-squeal.... like SQUEAL like a pig!
 
Ishmael said:
First I would like to thank you for your thought provoking letter.

My feeling towards did not just 'change'.

I post as Ishmael. I have NEVER posted under any other name. I do not have multiple persona's that are used to harrie or assault. I do quite well on my own, in my own name.

...I have "told" some in PM's who they may or may not associate with. That too is untrue. And I will be dealing with those two individuals, as individuals, upon the completion of this letter.

Do I PM? Of course I do, no more or less than most. But what is in my PMs' is nothing different than what is also posted to the open board.

Ishmael

Hi.

I've edited your post down for my response to just your statements about yourself.

Not a very long letter, really, when you look at it that way, is it?

I gather you were only pretending to be friendly to me then when you wrote me. Oh well, live and learn, I guess.

If it were only two people that told me what you've been up to in terms of insisting people "choose sides" via PM's...I wouldn't have brought it up, Ishmael.

I'm sorry to hear you confirm that you were dishonest with me and that you intend to "deal with" people for talking to me about your threats.

The things you say about me beyond that would take a lot of writing to, as you put it, "counter".

I gather the jist of it is that you accuse me of putting all the Bi people in one place, the Thinkers & Aliens in another, and the Women with the Union guys?

You know...that might just work! It sure sounds kinky.

You do have the oddest ideas about me, that's for sure.

Well, beyond that, there's not much to say I guess.

I wish you well Ish, and hope you have a good Holiday Season.

Lance
 
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Lancecastor said:
The Women with the Union Guys
LOL!
Where can I get a copy of this film?! I am willing to pay cash.
Please contact me immediately.
 
Ooh ooh ooh!
Do we get to pick SIDES!!??

Lemme see....
A. the guy with humour and personality

or

B. the guy with none of the above


boyoboy... that's a tough one.
 
Ok what is a Union Guy and can I have a few examples please

while your at it you could point out a few women too --- I have searched high and low
 
Gord said:
Ok what is a Union Guy and can I have a few examples please

while your at it you could point out a few women too --- I have searched high and low
If I get a copy of the kinky film, I'll make you a copy...
 
I'll give you boys credit for one thing, you're thorough.

Keep up the good work!
 
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Coolville said:
LOL!
Where can I get a copy of this film?! I am willing to pay cash.
Please contact me immediately.

Shooting begins once I round up all the women I've attacked and collar them for inspection by the LitPlumbers.

Say....Do you have good AssCleavage?

If so...you could be in "Submissive Drain Snake Grrls".

It's a "think piece" about a Tallahassee Lassie Sub, a Daytona Dom and their quest for understanding in a politically correct Panama City trailer park.

Lots of wet t-shirt contests.

Have your people give me a call, they can have lattes with my people.

Lance
 
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Lancecastor said:
Shooting begins once I round up all the women I've attacked and collar them for inspection by the LitPlumbers.
Lit. Plumbers & Union Guys - you could make a 'crossover' film for the gay market. Make sure you name your lead character after famous literary characters.

Say....Do you have good AssCleavage?
If so...you could be in "Submissive Drain Snake Grrls".
Yeah, but I optioned my ass cleavage to Miramax for a mid to high six figure sum. My manager said to my agent that I shouldn't really comment on it until the contract is signed.

It's a "think piece" about a Tallahassee Lassie Sub, a Daytona Dom and their quest for understanding in a politically correct Panama City trailer park.
Oh, yeah, I read the book. I loved the bit about the misogynist lesbian cyborg doing morality drive-bys during spring break.

Have your people give me a call, they can have lattes with my people.
Call my PA, she has my managers number and he has my agents email. I have a window in late 2005, if that suits you...
 
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