Dear Kinky Santa, What I really want for Christmas is...

Don't need to ask Kinky Santa for anything...

I already got the perfect present that just keeps on giving and giving and giving and giving...... :devil:
 
Dear Santa,
Thank You for all those nice Marines I got to play with today! They were a lot of fun but I had to give them all back because the government frowns on not returning military property. :rolleyes:
 
*slips into Santa's lap, her hips gently rolling, as she squirms and settles in tight against Him*

As I have been a very good girl this year, I'd like to ask that a tall, handsome and orally gifted man be wrapped up in nothing but a big, red bow under my tree Christmas Morning!

I'd also just LOVE the Under The Bed Restraint System, as seen here, I think every good boy and girl should have one, Dear Santa!

And, last but not least, I need a new Hitachi Magic Wand as my old one has, sadly, gone to Toy Heaven. Truly, this is the gift that keeps on giving, and this girl is all about giving... *S*
 
Dear santa,
All I want for christmas this year is two sexy slaves. I'll trat them right, and only punish them when they deserve it ;)
 
Dear santa,
All I want for christmas this year is two sexy slaves. I'll treat them right, and only punish them when they deserve it ;)

2s a good start... my secret fantasy is to have two men at the same time, one cooking and one cleaning....:rose:
 
This thread blossomed...

Looks like some people weighed in with their naughty wishes while I wasn't looking!

As it turns out, Kinky Santa delivered my present a little early: a new, amazing partner! And though I'm a very, very lucky woman to have this man in my life, his, um, endowment is a little more than I can handle. So now I have another Christmas wish -- a set of graduated butt plugs so I can learn how to take him comfortably in my ass. I want us both to enjoy his first anal adventure!
 
A simple request - find a cyber partner who will spend time with me in the cyberworld!
 
Time to bump this thread - we're running out of time to talk to the big guy! :rose:
 
dear kinky santa,

please bring me a man who will take me on vacations, and fuck me on the plane.

-Burn It
 
Dear Kinky Santa,

I already told you want I want on the Nice list...and Tek keeps stealing the remote!
 
Speaking to Kinky Santa, he informs me all toys can go on his "Sludge" its the dirty sledge pulled by Ramdolf the rec cocked Reindeer, he said he has recieved requests from Litsters via PM that would rock his sludge, now nothing in this kinky fucking world comes for free and Kinky Santa does like a laugh, so all pressies will be wrapped and labled to a family member other than the requestee, so be prepared to explain the presents.

He will probably name and shame the kinkiest request in the new year so be warned:devil:
 
*slips into Santa's lap, her hips gently rolling, as she squirms and settles in tight against Him*

As I have been a very good girl this year, I'd like to ask that a tall, handsome and orally gifted man be wrapped up in nothing but a big, red bow under my tree Christmas Morning!

I'd also just LOVE the Under The Bed Restraint System, as seen here, I think every good boy and girl should have one, Dear Santa!

And, last but not least, I need a new Hitachi Magic Wand as my old one has, sadly, gone to Toy Heaven. Truly, this is the gift that keeps on giving, and this girl is all about giving... *S*


Honestly how the fuck can you sit on his lap and wriggle down until you have his cock fully focused and then say you have been good,

I think everything you have requested shall be played out in front of you while you are made to watch while bound and gagged, then you can lick the boys and girls clean to earn your release:devil:
 
christmas wish

Dear Santa,
All I want for Christmas is a threesome. MMF or FFM either way I will be happy...lo
 
Dear Kinky Santa, What I really want for Christmas is some of your more naughty female elves to play with my toy
 
Dear Kinky Klaus,

I spoke to your bro a few weeks ago and gave him all the goody goody stuff I wanted... I expect he'll bring those along ... on time, and as requested.

You, being the black sheep of the family, I expect to be late, arrive with a hard on, expecting a blow job before giving up the goods. I accept all of these conditions and, honestly, look forward to them. So that we're clear, I'll be checking the bags before paying the BJ fee. The bags should include:

to begin...the following coupons...redeemable WHENEVER I choose (no expiration dates).
1. unlimited licks from whomever I choose, (whenever I choose).
2. unlimited hard, long, and thick cocks for my pleasure (sucks, fucks, wateva)

and then for kicks:

3. a spare black black checkered...for wash days.
4. that elf I've been eyeing that gives the great massages.
5. Last but by no means least,,, all my fav Lit guys to pm and tease as I like..

Thanks Kinky Klause, I know you'll deliver. You always do.

Licks and kisses,
O_SO_WET
 
Dear Santa, I know I wrote you once already, but it was so long ago I thought I'd just send a little reminder. Here's the list:

1) hot guy, in my bed
2) if 1) is not doable, new toys to replace the worn-out ones from last year
3) at the very least, a visit from you in person to either stand in for 1) or teach me
how to use 2)

Licks, nibbles & kisses,
Jenny
 
Dear Kinky Santa,

I know this isn't the request you've been expecting, but let me explain. I need a new bed. Now, the bed he has is an old Sleep Number thingy that is deflated. ON MY SIDE! You see, the new bed I want is an extremely comfortable pillow top with a very nice iron headboard and footboard. Along with the bed, I want an Under the Bed Restraint System, wrist and ankle cuffs, a spreader bar, and a strapless bra that makes my boobs look fantastic in my dress.

Oh, and plenty of clothespins.

Thanks in advance with much lust, I mean love,
Elle

P.S. MMF. That's all I'm sayin.
 
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