Dear kids named Hendrix:

[CHNOPS]

My condolences on your poseur parents.

This goes for all you Jaggers, too.

And white kids named Ravi whose dads have soul patches and work for a bank.

Elvis's, you get a break because there is a chance you will grow up famous at something.

I've said my piece. Now I have to go pick up snacks for our children Magnificent and Baudelaire.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Phelia]

I have a stipulation that all of my future children's names should include an ampersand, which really narrows my selection pool. Aside from Am&a, S&ra & L&on, there's just not that much to choose from.

I think that Irony would be a pretty name for a girl, but she's destined to be misunderstood.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I have a strange middle name.


Sort of.

Buford?

 

[CHNOPS]

I have a stipulation that all of my future children's names should include an ampersand, which really narrows my selection pool. Aside from Am&a, S&ra & L&on, there's just not that much to choose from.

I think that Irony would be a pretty name for a girl, but she's destined to be misunderstood.

Just name her & , and let the others work it out.

Her nickname can be Sandy, though.

 

[Sean]

I always thought Chlamydia would be a nice name for a girl.

 

[CHNOPS]

And Zoster.

 

[hobbit.]

I always thought Chlamydia would be a nice name for a girl.

ya can take the sex offender out of south manc... but ya can't take the sexually transmitted disease....

my favoured name for a none male is ' brood unit domestic staff'

 

[cjh]

I have a stipulation that all of my future children's names should include an ampersand, which really narrows my selection pool. Aside from Am&a, S&ra & L&on, there's just not that much to choose from.

I think that Irony would be a pretty name for a girl, but she's destined to be misunderstood.

Your brain is an odd and beautiful place.

 

[Wings]

My daughter, Marilyn, will be successful and happy.

 

[hobbit.]

My daughter, Marilyn, will be successful and happy.

unless she gets killed by a train on a level crossing.

 

[Sean]

unless she gets killed by a train on a level crossing.

Your brain is an odd and terrifying place.

 

[Phelia]

Your brain is an odd and beautiful place.

This inspired a smile that'll last me through the weekend. It's a weird little corner of consciousness, to be sure. You're welcome to explore it at any time, but bring a spare pair of socks and don't drink the water.

 

[hobbit.]

Your brain is an odd and terrifying place.

? the health and safety executive endorse my mental process, well in so far as level crossings go.

 

[Joeybagadonuts]

I name all my kids Dylan.

 

[evesdream]

I name all my kids Dylan.

It's less confusing that way.

 

[Joeybagadonuts]

It's less confusing that way.

and it makes the other parents jealous for not being as cool and really, isn't that what it's al about?

 

[CHNOPS]

It's less confusing that way.

I wonder if he gives them qualifiers when he refers to them: "Fat Dylan, come here. Annoying Dylan, stop throwing that. Possibly Gay Dylan, put those beads down."

 

[Sean]

Possibly Gay Dylan, put those beads down."

He calls that one Vettedylan.

 

[Disgustipated]

My daughter, Marilyn, will be successful and happy.

Manson or the dead one?

 

[McKenna]

I have a strange middle name.


Sort of.

Ass?






.

 

[evesdream]

I wonder if he gives them qualifiers when he refers to them: "Fat Dylan, come here. Annoying Dylan, stop throwing that. Possibly Gay Dylan, put those beads down."

To avoid being pretentious they only ever communicate with hand-written cue cards in the household.

 

[McKenna]

I knew a woman named Kt. That's it, two letters: Kt. It was probably cute when she was ten, but not so much now that she's 30-something.

 

[hobbit.]

I knew a woman named Kt. That's it, two letters: Kt. It was probably cute when she was ten, but not so much now that she's 30-something.

you sure it wasn't k9 ?

 

[Peregrinator]

I knew a woman named Kt. That's it, two letters: Kt. It was probably cute when she was ten, but not so much now that she's 30-something.

Steven, one of my classmates in French 2 in 9th grade, remembered the French pronunciation of his name as "ATN." It became the only name anyone ever used for him. Even teachers in other subjects started referring to him that way, and that's the only signature he ever had to use after a while.