Dear Ian

[IndieSnob]

I will always like you, no matter your name.

I just wanted to let you know that.

 

[IndieSnob]

Unless you decide to become a blockhead and play with Ian Dury.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Dear Ian

Will you check my oil for me?

Thanks.

 

[Sean]

Worst. Namechange. Ever.

 

[IndieSnob]

Dear Ian,

I wouldn't refuse an offer to have a lovely woman like that hovering over the dipstick and checking its levels.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Worst. Namechange. Ever.

Int it? I feel like changing mine to Myra so he doesn't feel so alone.

 

[IndieSnob]

I wish Ian were my real first name though.

I HATE my first name with a passion.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Islandman ?

 

[bluemuse]

By any other name

You'd smell just as sweet

 

[neci]

Int it? I feel like changing mine to Myra so he doesn't feel so alone.

Ent would be the best name ever.

 

[Sean]

Int it? I feel like changing mine to Myra so he doesn't feel so alone.

It's like if I decided to change mine to Dwayne.

 

[Lorilei]

I will always like you, no matter your name.

I just wanted to let you know that.

Brown-noser.

 

[islandman]

By any other name

You'd smell just as sweet

Finally, someone who loves me for the real me and not just because I used to have a badass name.

 

[IndieSnob]

Brown-noser.

Envious I thought of starting the thread first?

You should recharge that battery on your rascal scooter, hon. You could have possibly beaten me.

 

[Farrah]

A by any other name...

 

[Lorilei]

Envious I thought of starting the thread first?

You should recharge that battery on your rascal scooter, hon. You could have possibly beaten me.

 

[Fata Morgana]

It's like if I decided to change mine to Dwayne.

You'd be a pair of Kwik-Fit fitters!

 

[IndieSnob]

Don't sic Scooter on me, please!

 

[Sean]

You'd be a pair of Kwik-Fit fitters!

Mate of mine worked for Kwik Fit after his garage business went under. I'd rather work for Tesco.

 

[Lorilei]

Don't sic Scooter on me, please!

Scooter would lick you to death. Jasper and Phoebe, however, would rip you to shreds.

 

[butters]

Mate of mine worked for Kwik Fit after his garage business went under. I'd rather work for Tesco.

even their insurance interest? hmmmn? slimy beggars

 

[CHNOPS]

The Headlights.

 

[Sean]

even their insurance interest? hmmmn? slimy beggars

At least they promote from within. Kwik Fit are cuntish personified.

 

[Phelia]

I don't dislike it, but it is different. It will take some getting used to. It's like you got an adult circumcision. Circumcisian, rather.

 

[kotori]

Ent would be the best name ever.

Ian Ent.

Let me PM Laurel.