Dear God

[Rubyfruit]

I just spoke with a certain mysterious, sexy, intriguing man from here and I am swooning.

I'm on fire.

Fuck.

Ok, I need to take a shower. There will be no relief until I get the kids to bed.

Lord help me.

 

[Debbie]

So your on fire? Need some ice?

 

[MissTaken]

What is about those lit men?


Think we could bottle it and market it? Every time I talk to one I get the vapors!

Hang in their Ruby! This too, shall pass

 

[lobito]

I just spoke with a certain mysterious, sexy, intriguing man from here and I am swooning.

I'm on fire.

Fuck.

Ok, I need to take a shower. There will be no relief until I get the kids to bed.

Lord help me.

Huh, isn't that odd? I did too! Of course I was talking to myself, but hey, I'm ONE SEXY MOFO.

 

[MissTaken]

Re: Re: Dear God

Huh, isn't that odd? I did too! Of course I was talking to myself, but hey, I'm ONE SEXY MOFO.

Then, who are you calling tonight?

 

[lovetoread]

I agree.

Everytime I speak to my lit man I am on fire. Do they get lessons or something?

 

[lobito]

Re: Re: Re: Dear God

Then, who are you calling tonight?

Depends, I've got a phone card, and time... hmmm, I wonder who I COULD call?

 

[juicylips]

Sounds like you got it baaaaad, girl...

Counting down the time till kids are in bed??

Cassidy

 

[MissTaken]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Dear God

Depends, I've got a phone card, and time... hmmm, I wonder who I COULD call?

Ghostbusters!

*snickers and runs like hell to avoid the spoiled fruit being thrown her way*

 

[Natalie Nessus]

I just spoke with a certain mysterious, sexy, intriguing man from here and I am swooning.

I'm on fire.

Fuck.

Ok, I need to take a shower. There will be no relief until I get the kids to bed.

Lord help me.

But Ruby, we are always curious, yes? We are all now guessing, I think

 

[Rubyfruit]

Nessus - it's a secret.

I've got it bad.

 

[modest mouse]

Lobito,

Stop calling me, I told you that was a one time thing.

Geez, some people.

 

[Debbie]

Nessus - it's a secret.

I've got it bad.

I love secrets! Rubyfruit has got it bad! I bet you have a big smile on your dial huh, huney?

 

[Rubyfruit]

Deb, I haven't stopped smiling in over an hour.

 

[Natalie Nessus]

Deb, I haven't stopped smiling in over an hour.

But how could that be with a man?

I am happy for you of course

 

[lobito]

Lobito,

Stop calling me, I told you that was a one time thing.

Geez, some people.

Ya know what dude? Fly didn't say the same thing. hehehe

 

[T.H. Oughts]

I just spoke with a certain mysterious, sexy, intriguing man from here and I am swooning.

Mmmm Have fun Ruby

 

[Marxist]

I think Ruby accidentally dialed up the William Shatner phone sex line again and is addicted to his incredible range of dramatic pauses.

Ruby, for the love of God, get a hold of yourself lady. Whose next? Christipher Walken?

 

[Natalie Nessus]

Ruby, for the love of God, get a hold of yourself lady.

I think she is a little far gone, perhaps?

 

[MissTaken]

rofl


I can just imagine Billy Boy Shatner in his best Shakespearian method acting sort of way....

"My HAnd *pause* is ON *pause* your thigh...."

 

[lobito]

rofl


I can just imagine Billy Boy Shatner in his best Shakespearian method acting sort of way....

"My HAnd *pause* is ON *pause* your thigh...."

well, you can imagine some unreal thing like "Ghostbusters", so you probably can imagine that.

 

[MissTaken]

well, you can imagine some unreal thing like "Ghostbusters", so you probably can imagine that.

A big imagination is a terrible thing to waste.

 

[Rubyfruit]

I think Ruby accidentally dialed up the William Shatner phone sex line again and is addicted to his incredible range of dramatic pauses.

Ruby, for the love of God, get a hold of yourself lady. Whose next? Christipher Walken?

ROTFLMAOPIMP.

I've missed you Marx, sweetie.

 

[lobito]

A big imagination is a terrible thing to waste.

Yep, and speaking of waist, what say ya come over here, and...

 

[Marxist]

ROTFLMAOPIMP.

I've missed you Marx, sweetie.

ROTFLMAOPIMP?


explain.



Oh yeah, I missed you too. I hope all is well in the New Year.