Dear Gawd, do I have questions.

[alexandraaah]

To begin with: why do people drive like shit?

I have more, but I will await your reply to this one.

 

[alexandraaah]

On second thought, I really wish I had titled this thread:

Dear Gawd, it's me, Margaret.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Dear Margaret,

Because seven days wasn't enough time to get it right.

 

[alexandraaah]

Dear Margaret,

Because seven days wasn't enough time to get it right.

You know, Lukky, if you really were Gawd (or G-wd for the observant Jews tonight), you would have gotten my Judy Blume reference.

 

[LukkyKnight]

http://www.judyblume.com/judy-bks.jpg The one from Elizabeth, NJ? You're right - I didn't get the reference. I'm not any deity, but I know the whole creation thing was hurried. Look at duck billed platypuses, for instance, obviously a rush job... and ostriches? What the hell, a bird that can't fly? Is it any wonder that driving skills weren't built in since the wheel hadn't been invented?

 

[Zephan]

To begin with: why do people drive like shit?

I have more, but I will await your reply to this one.

Alex I don't think Gawd will answer. He/ She is bust trying to get laid in another thread.

While we are on the subject.....What you are you doing tonight?

 

[alexandraaah]

Ya know....just cause Gawd creates something, why can't Gawd go back and fix the glaring imperfections?

Drivers suck ass.

Gawd...fix the drivers, will ya? I mean, isn't it just a wave of yer wand or something? Don't worry, you can go right back to posting when you're done.

 

[alexandraaah]

Re: Re: Dear Gawd, do I have questions.

Alex I don't think Gawd will answer. He/ She is bust trying to get laid in another thread.

While we are on the subject.....What you are you doing tonight?

Dude, that is so sad that Gawd has to come to lit. to get laid.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Ya know....just cause Gawd creates something, why can't Gawd go back and fix the glaring imperfections?

Drivers suck ass.

Gawd...fix the drivers, will ya? I mean, isn't it just a wave of yer wand or something? Don't worry, you can go right back to posting when you're done.

Nope, that's Jedi mind tricks you're thinking of.

 

[Zephan]

True

but where do you find a good fuck in heaven???

 

[LukkyKnight]

Re: True

but where do you find a good fuck in heaven???

If you have to ask it cannot possibly be heaven.