Dear Fata

[IndieSnob]

I miss you and your cuntiness so much.

I have decided if I don't hear back from you in the next couple of hours, I will have to bite the bullet and put on Billy Joel records in hopes you can hear it across the ocean and will suddenly appear out of nowhere.

Hurry back you cunt.



Indie

 

[Laurel]

Dear Fata,

I would never send this to you, because you are a deep and warm person - in that way, rather cuntish.

Love,

Laurel

 

[islandman]

Dear Fata,

Did a house finally land on you?


Yours in snickering about a house landing on you,

islandman

 

[neci]

dear fata,

how do you feel about cunt cheese?

curiously,

neci

 

[parodyluvr75]

Dear Fata,

Cunt spanking, yes or no? Which side are you on?

I know this is a political and social hot topic but I must know.

Luv,

Birdy

 

[Adre]

Dear Fata,

No one says 'cunt' the way you do.

Respect,

Adre

 

[Fata Morgana]

I miss you and your cuntiness so much.

I have decided if I don't hear back from you in the next couple of hours, I will have to bite the bullet and put on Billy Joel records in hopes you can hear it across the ocean and will suddenly appear out of nowhere.

Hurry back you cunt.



Indie

Stop wringing your beard, I'm back.

 

[IndieSnob]

You can leave again, you coconut loving miscreant cunt.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Dear Fata,

Cunt spanking, yes or no? Which side are you on?

I know this is a political and social hot topic but I must know.

Luv,

Birdy

Definitely no. I don't see the point of it. I'm all for punching a cunt in the mouth though ie, my boss, or Indie, or IsleofMan.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Phelia]

Dear Fata,

I'm mad about you. I saw this the other day and it made me think of you, so I snapped a pic:

 

[Fata Morgana]

Dear Fata,

I'm mad about you. I saw this the other day and it made me think of you, so I snapped a pic:

Aww. And that is so true.

Cheese cures all ills. I had some feta and spinach parcels last night in this lovely restaurant. They were violently cheesy and had me clutching the edges of the table in rapture.

 

[islandman]

What about this pic?

 

[Fata Morgana]

Dear Fata,
This may sound somewhat forward but must be said. My lust for you has consumed my very soul. I yearn to bend you over my desk and fuck you till you are unable to say the word "cunt" without cumming. And, on a side note, I would redden your ass with your favorite hair brush.

Speaking from the loins,
JAJ

This is fucking beautiful man. Like Wordsworth.

I have a hefty paddle brush so you can really thwack it, and put your back into it man, I'm not made of glass. My god I can see us now...you with your thumb in my Midlands and brandishing my paddle with the debonair flair of Federer's forehand.

 

[Fata Morgana]

What about this pic?

Yes it's lovely, you fucking simpleton.

 

[islandman]

The shoes are made of cheese.

 

[mark197205]

I was wondering where you got to, thought you'd gotten scared finding we could be distantly related...

 

[Fata Morgana]

dear fata,

how do you feel about cunt cheese?

curiously,

neci

Hmmm. It's a toughie. Whilst I personally find nothing wrong with rubbing your nethers furiously with a block of Stinking Bishop, I know it's doesn't light everyone's candle.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I was wondering where you got to, thought you'd gotten scared finding we could be distantly related...

Nah, had tons of drama to contend with I'm afraid. Work shit and a best mate in turmoil.

Wait til we're on Who Do You Think You Are? walking pensively down a country lane in Cork, pondering our no doubt famous ancestors. We'll do it Professionals style though with lots of screaming and forward rolls. It'll be a cracking episode.

 

[Fata Morgana]

The shoes are made of cheese.

Really!! I take it back immediately.

 

[gravyrug]

Dearest Fata,

<gravyhugs> just because.

Sleepily yours,

Gravyjesus

PS I have both feta and smoked gouda. Also, spinach to go with said feta.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Dearest Fata,

<gravyhugs> just because.

Sleepily yours,

Gravyjesus

PS I have both feta and smoked gouda. Also, spinach to go with said feta.

And this is one of the many reasons why you're a firm favourite.

 

[gravyrug]

And this is one of the many reasons why you're a firm favourite.

I know what you like.

 

[islandman]

The sucking up in this thread is insufferable.

 

[Phelia]

Yes it's lovely, you fucking simpleton.

I keep imagining you saying this out loud and I can't stop laughing.