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I wish they made self-cleaning bathrooms.

10/12/12
Contemplated the unbearable melancholy of existence. Watched porn.
Did it help?
You know, it kinda did.
Sometimes I watch the wind blow. It requires great concentration.
I like watching the clouds sluggishly roll past, with the knowledge that they are moving faster than I can imagine. And porn.
Huge thunder penises spitting lightning bolts.
The sperm of the clouds manifests as fulgurites.
Please, rain on my face!
That is demeaning, unless applied at a luxury spa for the purpose of exfoliation.
Are you going through a drought?
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I wish they made self-cleaning bathrooms.
October 16. 2012
I'm thinking about having this inscribed on my headboard:
Enthusiam and endurance can make up for many shortcomings.
Maybe stick-on letters would be better.
...
Maybe you should get it tattooed on the small of your back so you always have it with you and in plain sight for those that might need the encouragement.
October 18, 2012
I wonder where the things that were my childhood reside? My sock monkey? My blue tricycle? My innocence? They don't suit my needs anymore, anyway.
October 21, 2012
Maybe a hot wind will arise and dry my hair before bed. No chance of hot breath in sight. Looks like severe bed head in the forecast. Or I could wait up. No spicy threads to engage. So it was once awesome here? I should make a poll...if I knew how. Was it more awesome here before I came? Before I came...which time? This morning or this evening? I need a better hobby or a heavy bag. Still need to punch something. Do people really punch cows? Maybe if I think dry thoughts. Damn, only wet thoughts in there. Fuck. It's Monday. All 1 minute of it. I'll be old before I know it. And drier.
October 03, 2012
Today I met some people with long, pointy tongues. Some wag them in a useful sort of way. Some step all over them. Daddy always told me to "engage brain before starting mouth" but not everyone could be so lucky to receive proper up-bringing. That one guy was kinda nice but not much of a speller. I'm sleepy.