Dear Diary,

10/12/12

Contemplated the unbearable melancholy of existence. Watched porn.
 
October 16. 2012

I'm thinking about having this inscribed on my headboard:
Enthusiam and endurance can make up for many shortcomings.

Maybe stick-on letters would be better.
...
 
October 16. 2012

I'm thinking about having this inscribed on my headboard:
Enthusiam and endurance can make up for many shortcomings.

Maybe stick-on letters would be better.
...

Maybe you should get it tattooed on the small of your back so you always have it with you and in plain sight for those that might need the encouragement.
 
October 18, 2012

I wonder where the things that were my childhood reside? My sock monkey? My blue tricycle? My innocence? They don't suit my needs anymore, anyway.
 
Hey nice public breasts, er, I mean blog, nice public blog.
 
October 18, 2012

I wonder where the things that were my childhood reside? My sock monkey? My blue tricycle? My innocence? They don't suit my needs anymore, anyway.



You've been sporting very nice avatars recently.

 
October 21, 2012

Maybe a hot wind will arise and dry my hair before bed. No chance of hot breath in sight. Looks like severe bed head in the forecast. Or I could wait up. No spicy threads to engage. So it was once awesome here? I should make a poll...if I knew how. Was it more awesome here before I came? Before I came...which time? This morning or this evening? I need a better hobby or a heavy bag. Still need to punch something. Do people really punch cows? Maybe if I think dry thoughts. Damn, only wet thoughts in there. Fuck. It's Monday. All 1 minute of it. I'll be old before I know it. And drier.
 
October 21, 2012

Maybe a hot wind will arise and dry my hair before bed. No chance of hot breath in sight. Looks like severe bed head in the forecast. Or I could wait up. No spicy threads to engage. So it was once awesome here? I should make a poll...if I knew how. Was it more awesome here before I came? Before I came...which time? This morning or this evening? I need a better hobby or a heavy bag. Still need to punch something. Do people really punch cows? Maybe if I think dry thoughts. Damn, only wet thoughts in there. Fuck. It's Monday. All 1 minute of it. I'll be old before I know it. And drier.


i hope the ambien kicks in soon
 
October 03, 2012

Today I met some people with long, pointy tongues. Some wag them in a useful sort of way. Some step all over them. Daddy always told me to "engage brain before starting mouth" but not everyone could be so lucky to receive proper up-bringing. That one guy was kinda nice but not much of a speller. I'm sleepy.


To be that "one guy" has been a life long ambition. Me and my Iphone thank you.

(Great thread...Great tits...subscribe)
 
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