Dear Debbie...

[KID ROCK1]

I have a few questions to ask you...

When you wipe your big fat ass after taking a shit which hand do you use to wipe with...

How many "BOB's" do you own and how long is the biggest one...

When you roll out of bed in the morning are you instantly pissy cuz the tooth fairy didn't leave ya a nickel under your pillow for that last remaining tooth you used to have in your mouth...

How many all you can eat buffet restuarants are you banned from...(Even tho you have to gum your food)

When you go tanning do you rub butter and barbeque sauce all over yourself so it smells like a pig being roasted...

How many seconds does it take you to do the 100 yard waddle...

Whens the last time you could stand up naked and look down and see your feet...(How many years has it been)

The last time you counted how many chins you have what was the total...

How long has it been since a guy gave you a compliment about your looks...

Other than being one of the greased pigs every year at the annual Sturgis greased pig contest name one thing you have accomplished that you're proud of...

Why are you such an angry woman...(Oh wait nevermind, I already know the answer to that)

~i~

 

[Mistress]

Jesus you are pissy today!

 

[Guest]

Kid Rock..... Rocks!

I have a few questions to ask you...

When you wipe your big fat ass after taking a shit which hand do you use to wipe with...

How many "BOB's" do you own and how long is the biggest one...

When you roll out of bed in the morning are you instantly pissy cuz the tooth fairy didn't leave ya a nickel under your pillow for that last remaining tooth you used to have in your mouth...

How many all you can eat buffet restuarants are you banned from...(Even tho you have to gum your food)

When you go tanning do you rub butter and barbeque sauce all over yourself so it smells like a pig being roasted...

How many seconds does it take you to do the 100 yard waddle...

Whens the last time you could stand up naked and look down and see your feet...(How many years has it been)

The last time you counted how many chins you have what was the total...

How long has it been since a guy gave you a compliment about your looks...

Other than being one of the greased pigs every year at the annual Sturgis greased pig contest name one thing you have accomplished that you're proud of...

Why are you such an angry woman...(Oh wait nevermind, I already know the answer to that)

~i~

BINGO

 

[Mistress]

BINGO

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name O

B-I-N-G-O B-I-N-G-O B-I-N-G-O And Bingo was his name O

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name O

*-I-N-G-O *-I-N-G-O *-I-N-G-O And Bingo was his name O

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name O

*-*-N-G-O *-*-N-G-O *-*-N-G-O And Bingo was his name O

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name O

*-*-*-G-O *-*-*-G-O *-*-*-G-O And Bingo was his name O

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name O

*-*-*-*-O *-*-*-*-O *-*-*-*-O And Bingo was his name O

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name O

*-*-*-*-* *-*-*-*-* *-*-*-*-* And Bingo was his name O!

 

[KID ROCK1]

Hmmm...

Someone hasn't answered my questions yet...

Guess reality has set in on "FAT DEBBIE"...

Mwahahahaha...

~i~

 

[Guest]

Re: Hmmm...

Someone hasn't answered my questions yet...

Guess reality has set in on "FAT DEBBIE"...

Mwahahahaha...

~i~

Reality, no-one named debbie on the board and you are a fuckwit

 

[Problem Child]

KR...you're out of your league. You should go back to your board before all the habitual masturbators and glue-sniffers get worried about you.


Mistress...I take it back, you are a brainless twit. Anyone with their head as far up KR's ass as yours is deserves to have it there.

Have a nice day children.

 

[insideShiraz]

How Many Kid Roxy In the World are there?

It'z good down here in the Dump, izn't it?

 

[KID ROCK1]

Day Two...

Still waiting for the angry woman of Lit. "Deborah" to answer my questions...

Whoever said i'm "Out of my league"...You're dumber than a box of snot HO...

This place is like playing T-Ball compared to some of the boards I post at or used to post at...

~i~

 

[Guest]

Re: How Many Kid Roxy In the World are there?

It'z good down here in the Dump, izn't it?

What are you doing "down in the Dup", Inside? Kid Rock may suck your will to live! lol Hurry, come back to us.

 

[Mistress]

KR...you're out of your league. You should go back to your board before all the habitual masturbators and glue-sniffers get worried about you.


Mistress...I take it back, you are a brainless twit. Anyone with their head as far up KR's ass as yours is deserves to have it there.

Have a nice day children.

You know what, Fuck you! I don't have my head up his ass! We don't even talk any more! All I do is try to advert the tension in the threads, sorry for trying to keep the flames down, my fucking bad!

 

[LittleRedDevil]

I still love you Mistress.

 

[R Nitelight]

KID ROCK1

No one has a lower opinion of Deborah than me.
But they're still right.
You're way out of your league.
This thread isn't worth her time.


Now go run off to your nerd table and brag about how you got one of the cool kids to nod at you in the hallway.

 

[KID ROCK1]

How The Hell Did This Topic End Of On Page 2...

~i~

 

[DarkAngel]

shhhhhh.....

ehheeh....

MEOW...

BIRRRRPPPP.... mmmm lunch...