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Dear Clowns

Dear Clowns,

Enjoy this while you can... in a short time, you'll miss it.

-Wants a family
 
Twlightdreamer said:
Dear Clowns,

Enjoy this while you can... in a short time, you'll miss it.

-Wants a family
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Dear wants,

He is the coolest kiddo ever. A mini me in every sense of the word. He just already knows how to push my buttons. In both good and bad ways mind you. I think he shits his diaper right after I literally change him just to.watch me dry heave. I think he misses his mouth with his spoon on purpose because he knows I have this issue with food stuck to peoples faces. He just does it to watch me fly off the handle. I will get him back when the timing is right.

Signed,

Would sell him if I could.
 
sereneone4u said:
Prayers for you, for what it is worth.

I am a housewife. I don't watch tv, not much anyways. :)
I also homeschool...talk about throwing a kid through a window...haha!
Just kidding. We are working on long division and I have to leave the room a couple of times and count, practice deep breathing.
However, she is an avid reader and is reading The Hobbit. So I am enjoying that with her. :)

I hope this works out for you, that it is a good thing for your family.

S.
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They apparently all find their path as do we. It is just a matter of accepting and supporting each other's path. Much easier said than done.
 
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IhateClowns said:
They are apparently all find their path as do we. It is just a matter of accepting and supporting each other's path. Much easier said than done.
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That is true, IHC. Glad you know that with your first. I have six children. Three boys, three girls. ;)
 
dear clowns,
if a train leaves georgia, traveling 60 mph and a train leaves california traveling 63 mph, when and where will the chicken cross the road?
signed,
confused, but happy ;)
 
Dear Clowns,

I don't have any questions for you. Just wanted to let you know how much your presence in the PG is appreciated. :rose:

:heart:
Another Flower
 
Twlightdreamer said:
Dear Clowns,

I don't have any questions for you. Just wanted to let you know how much your presence in the PG is appreciated. :rose:

:heart:
Another Flower
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Thanks TD. Sorry for what everyone had to see. I think I might need to take a break from thus place again. Allowing anyone to get to me like that shows that maybe I am allowing thus place to affect my daily life in an unhealthy way.

Thank you though.

Sincerely
 
Dear IHC

I think everyone needs a break from here once in a while, even if for 5 minutes, this place is so addictive lol. Dont you agree?
 
IhateClowns said:
Thanks TD. Sorry for what everyone had to see. I think I might need to take a break from thus place again. Allowing anyone to get to me like that shows that maybe I am allowing thus place to affect my daily life in an unhealthy way.

Thank you though.

Sincerely
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Clowns,

No clue what you're talking about seeing- I don't lurk everywhere.

Breaks are good. This place is supposed to be fun- not an emotional rollercoaster.

TD
 
I just came across this thread and I love the premise - a male Dear Abby! Here is my letter.

Dear Clowns,

I've been seeing a man who shaves his pubic area and wants me to do the same. I tried it once a few years ago and it itched. Does it really matter that much to men whether or not a woman is shaved??

MM
 
Dear Clowns,

How many times have you put up with someone before you've reached your breaking point of enough is enough?

Signed,

I hear you on the internet sucks thing.
 
missmaddy said:
I just came across this thread and I love the premise - a male Dear Abby! Here is my letter.

Dear Clowns,

I've been seeing a man who shaves his pubic area and wants me to do the same. I tried it once a few years ago and it itched. Does it really matter that much to men whether or not a woman is shaved??

MM
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Dear Furry Lover,

I am hoping you have at least trimmed in those years since you shaved or your pubic area partially looks like an old Christmas sweater. I suggest you do whatever makes you feel most comfortable in your own skin. Most women are reserved when it comes to being naked in front if their men as it is. Add in a concern that your man may see your clit while naked with your legs closed and well that adds all new problems. If your man doesn't like you for your well manicured vagina or dense Sherwood Forest, then move on and find someone who will.
 
missgreekgeek said:
Dear Clowns,

How many times have you put up with someone before you've reached your breaking point of enough is enough?

Signed,

I hear you on the internet sucks thing.
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Dear friend,

About 2 days if no sleep and a bunch of stress. Other than that I am a big cuddly teddy bear.
 
Dear Clowns,

I'm on my second job in two weeks. I think this one's gonna stick.

Good luck. Let me know if I can do anything to help.

~ If I can do it, you can do it.
 
IhateClowns said:
Dear Furry Lover,

I am hoping you have at least trimmed in those years since you shaved or your pubic area partially looks like an old Christmas sweater. I suggest you do whatever makes you feel most comfortable in your own skin. Most women are reserved when it comes to being naked in front if their men as it is. Add in a concern that your man may see your clit while naked with your legs closed and well that adds all new problems. If your man doesn't like you for your well manicured vagina or dense Sherwood Forest, then move on and find someone who will.
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LOL. Perhaps I should be dating Robin Hood and his merry band of men!
 
Dear Clowns,

Based on your latest av, I'm increasingly concerned that you may have suffered a stroke.

Could you please say "Betty better butter Brad's bread" 10 times fast while bouncing a ball off your head and doing the soft shoe so we know you're okay?


Sincerely,
Distressed in Detroit
 
Suz_anne said:
Dear Clowns,

Based on your latest av, I'm increasingly concerned that you may have suffered a stroke.

Could you please say "Betty better butter Brad's bread" 10 times fast while bouncing a ball off your head and doing the soft shoe so we know you're okay?


Sincerely,
Distressed in Detroit
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Dear distressed,

I can't say it once much less ten times. That isn't from a stroke, that is from my lack of teeth and swollen tongue. My latest av just does that my tongue apparently has it's own clit. Don't be jealous.
 
Suz_anne said:
Dear Clowns,

Based on your latest av, I'm increasingly concerned that you may have suffered a stroke.

Could you please say "Betty better butter Brad's bread" 10 times fast while bouncing a ball off your head and doing the soft shoe so we know you're okay?


Sincerely,
Distressed in Detroit
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Who is Betty? And is bread a euphemism for something else?
 
IhateClowns said:
Dear distressed,

I can't say it once much less ten times. That isn't from a stroke, that is from my lack of teeth and swollen tongue. My latest av just does that my tongue apparently has it's own clit. Don't be jealous.
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http://www.quickmeme.com/img/7d/7d8e07148d455cf7b031f346b99d6ba6f3555b937d29c48954b5b6728770335c.jpg


BradBigBrain said:
Who is Betty? And is bread a euphemism for something else?
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IhateClowns said:
It is a euphemism for yeasty pussy.
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Why do I have a sudden craving for a doughnut?
 
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