kendra1980
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Dear Clowns,
Is it true that absence makes the heart grow fonder?
Is it true that absence makes the heart grow fonder?
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RyanBlack
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I dont know about absence making the heart grow
but proximity makes other things grow for sure
kendra1980
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I dont know about absence making the heart grow
but proximity makes other things grow for sure
and for some proximity is all a matter of...we'll say perspective
RyanBlack
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and for some proximity is all a matter of...we'll say perspective
Ive always thought that too
"objects in mirror are closer than they appear". . . . . .now where is my pic of you know who . . . .
kendra1980
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I have one...I like it very much, when is your bday again...I'm thinking it would make a nice gift...shhh, don't tell him.
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Dear wanting to be fonder of something,
Yes it does. I miss the hell out of the McRib sandwich. I wish they would bring that damn thing back. There is nothing tastier or messier when you are driving or talking on the cell phone then a McRibwich. So good.
There are alternatives to the absense makes the heart grow fonder saying. If you were gang raped in jail and haven't been in a long time does that make you miss the experience? I highly doubt it.
So all in all I would say yes except for a few times that might end up as HBO Documentary specials.
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ya big tease
some of us are
longing to return to those sweet sweaty memories
There are plenty of laws you are allowed to break. Carrying that weapon that you carry can be miscontrued as something sinister. You could be back on OZ anytime you want.
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dang now you tell me!!!!!!!!!!! and I just got all the tats removed!
and let me tell you that life size anaconda hurt to get removed inch by inch!!!! n though not as much as some claimed it hurt to get inserted IhateClowns
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dang now you tell me!!!!!!!!!!! and I just got all the tats removed!
Somehow I think you had a pretty good idea how to get back to that utopia you have been away from for so long.
I have heard that tattoo removal is very painful. MIght I suggest get a temporary one next time. If you are wanting a large one to match your trouser snake you might have to eat a lot of cracker jacks but it would be a hell of a lot less painful and you could have your cell mate lick the spot that needs to be used for the tattoo.
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I think Lowes has 5 gal buckets on sale---maybe I could just paint it on?
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Good Lord Idon't know where you are going to hide a 5 gallon container of paint to smuggle it into jail.
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well thats easy---the last guy we gang raped of course just slip it tight in there next to the kilo of crack
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Hopefully he doesn't trip and fall on his ass. That deadly combo in his system would make him giggle like a crazy man, see cartoon characters and fart skittles
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oxy-clean doesnt sound that good at all. but it had to be something really good to get you to cum like that!!!
i know a few guys that do that. Do you really think the wives would be that angry if they caught them?
nah, just the bed. personally i have moved to the floor, i got tired of flipping the mattress over.
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Mine wouldn't be angry if she caught me. I don't hide the fact that I dig for change often.
Made a waterbed huh. Yeah I haven't been with a gusher before. Now I have been with a woman or two that are so wet you thought you were fucking down in a Louisianna swamp. Since I like milder temperatures with less humidity that was the last time I saw them not clothed.
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I hope that painting is going well and the colors didn't smear considering how they were smuggled in
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Dear Clowns,
I drink a lot of coffee, and tend to get really hyper and over energized.
What in your opinion is the best outlet for all of this energy?
Your loyal Fan
I drink a lot of coffee, and tend to get really hyper and over energized.
What in your opinion is the best outlet for all of this energy?
Your loyal Fan
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Dear loyal,
There are many different ways to help reduce all of that energy you have received due to the nasty concoction you keep ingesting into your mouth.
One suggestion would be to read the Dear Clowns or Rants and Ramblings thread as they bore the shit out of most people and you will be sad and down in the dumps in no time flat.
The other idea is to become a hooker. Not an escort. An actual street walker. I have seen that HBO documentary Pimps up, Ho's down and lemme tell yuo there wasn't one woman on there that looked like she was jazzed or energized to be there. It was quite the opposite actually. They were sullen and nasty and missing teeth. Just what i fantasize about with jerking off. Not sure why I haven't taken my hard earned money to the streets to find me one of those delectible treats to nibble on.
Plus with all the energy you have the jittering and shaking will make you an instant hit with the fellas. I am sure they have never received an actual blowjob by a woman that shakes like a vibrator from all the caffeine corsing through her body.
So grab those 10" spiked heels. Get down to the Mexican border to practice your haggling skills, and when you get back look to put that energy to good use.
Rosemaryythyme
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Dear Clowns,
Once again your advice has been an eye opener. I'll book my ticket to the border ASAP
Your Loyal Fan-
kendra1980
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Dear Clowns,
I'm wondering if you could list 5 things a woman could do to get her man so hot he sizzles?
~Taking notes in Litland.
I'm wondering if you could list 5 things a woman could do to get her man so hot he sizzles?
~Taking notes in Litland.
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???? Like that's hard...no wait it is hard...no wait...well, you know what I mean...
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I'm so happy you post questions because its all the questions most of are dying to know the answer too but just don't post!
You rock
kendra1980
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In all seriousness, I do know my stuff, and know what works for me...but darling, seriously, if out of the 5 there is one I've not gone for, I'm freaking going to try it. Variety is the spice of life, oh hard one
You are most welcome, lovely Rosemary. Like I told Lake, up there ^^^, out of the five each of us may find one, or a portion of one and think...hmmmmm, NICE!I'm so happy you post questions because its all the questions most of are dying to know the answer too but just don't post!
You rock
Mway, gorgeous.
