Dear Celia,

[Mellon Collie]

Kotori has informed me that you are sad and that is it my job to cheer you up. So get cheered up quick, or I will begin to resent you because I hate working.

Love,

Mellie

 

[Effigy]

Get with the lesbian sex already

 

[Mellon Collie]

It has also been brought to my attention that you are no longer logged on lit, bastard.

 

[Guest]

It has also been brought to my attention that you are no longer logged on lit, bastard.

That should cheer her up no end.

 

[Mellon Collie]

Kill 'em kindness, that's always been my motto.

 

[Mellon Collie]

To cheer you up:

 

[kotori]

Dancing food? No dancing dildos?

 

[WaxNWane]

Dancing food? No dancing dildos?

There's a hotdog, lollipop, popsicle and ice cream cone. You need to (ahem) widen your definition of dildo.

 

[Guest]

Re: To cheer you up:

Works for me! LMAO.

 

[Mellon Collie]

Now for the kittens:

 

[kotori]

There's a hotdog, lollipop, popsicle and ice cream cone. You need to (ahem) widen your definition of dildo.

Yeah, you're right. Thanks, birthdaybuddy.

 

[April]

Where's the crazy psychotic blow up Santa killer? That might really cheer her up, yes?

 

[Mellon Collie]

 

[Xander]

Where's the crazy psychotic blow up Santa killer? That might really cheer her up, yes?

You called??

 

[Mellon Collie]

Damn it, stop making requests people.

 

[Mellon Collie]

 

[Mellon Collie]

 

[April]

You called??

Pffft

 

[Mellon Collie]

This guy is from a video game I played at my friend's house when we were all really, really trashed. This is one fucked up video game - called Samba de Amigo.

 

[Mellon Collie]

Here is some nipples

 

[Mellon Collie]

Um

 

[Mellon Collie]

 

[Mellon Collie]

 

[kotori]

This guy is from a video game I played at my friend's house when we were all really, really trashed. This is one fucked up video game - called Samba de Amigo.

is that senior pepe?

 

[Mellon Collie]