Dear Board: I need advice.

[Olivianna]

I have this embarassing problem. Well, it is not my problem, but I still have to live with it, in a way.

You see, my boyfriend is a threadkiller. (The crowd gasps.)

What do I do? Should I keep on seeing him, hoping that things change, or should I just drop him now and accept the fact that once a threadkiller always a threadkiller?
Sincerely,
Confused and Really Down

 

[Mischka]

Keep him! Maybe he's just killing threads in an attempt to get the Board to die down long enough so he can sneak you off and do wondrously naughty things with you. It's a thought.

 

[perks]

tell him to post nakie pictures with all his posts, preferably of something delicious. That will cure his killer instinct, and you will be able to be proud of him.

 

[HeavyStick]

Keep him! Maybe he's just killing threads in an attempt to get the Board to die down long enough so he can sneak you off and do wondrously naughty things with you. It's a thought.

I like your thinking.

 

[sunstruck]

Depends on the kinds of threads he's killing. Some deserve to die. lol

 

[Cibo]

Get a new boyfriend who doesn't do that.

 

[Olivianna]

Mischka, I will keep that thought in mind. Still, I rather think it isn't the case since he is quite distraught by the fact that he is a threadkiller. It keeps him up at night.

Perky_baby, He thinks that this is really a last resort. I think he'd rather remove his cloak of threadkillingness through his words rather than through pics.

Sunstruck, but what if sometimes they're MY threads? (waaah)


It's hopeless. I'm off to the playground.

 

[Monazwx]

Once a threadkiller always a threadkiller.
He cannot be cured.

Play nice @ at the Playground ya hear!

 

[hogjack]

Opportunity

Threadkilling is difficult to shake.

Instead of ending the relationship instead take advantage of the opportunity.

Get him to agree that for every thread he kills he must pleasure you for 10 hours. You can work out the details and establish reasonable guidelines.

Now it is possible he'll kill threads on purpose. Ultimately things should work out for both you sweet kids.

 

[Olivianna]

Oh God. It's happened again.

Hogjack - hold me.

 

[Malachi]

I have this embarassing problem. Well, it is not my problem, but I still have to live with it, in a way.

You see, my boyfriend is a threadkiller. (The crowd gasps.)

What do I do? Should I keep on seeing him, hoping that things change, or should I just drop him now and accept the fact that once a threadkiller always a threadkiller?
Sincerely,
Confused and Really Down

Naturally, threadkilling in and of itself isn't the worst thing in the world, but it has to make you wonder whether it's a symptom of more serious problems. For instance, he's very likely to be a boring, humorless, lameass loser, which is why nobody responds to his posts. And you need to ask yourself whether he'd really kill all those threads if he truly loved you. He's probably violent and dangerous, too. How long can it be before those threadkilling tendencies turn on you?

Not to be overdramatic, but in all probability your life hinges on finding someone new who is more popular on Lit.

Just my two cents! Wocve!

 

[hogjack]

Not right now

Oh God. It's happened again.

Hogjack - hold me.

I am in quarantine after returning from a mission at a secret lab in Bulgaria. I really can't say much more than that. Sorry.

I'll make it up to you next week, Miss Liv, at our "usual" spot. And wear that one lab coat that really highlights your shoulders.

Please!