dear australia

[pointless]

fuck off with the commercials already. we get it. you want our money. shut up.

thank you.

 

[Saint Peter]

Cash on the Barbi.

 

[bg23]

IM SORRY

fuck you vbulletin i will post in all caps if i want to

 

[pointless]

bastards aren't even offering a hookup with girls out west. what a bunch of assholes.

 

[pointless]

IM SORRY

fuck you vbulletin i will post in all caps if i want to

HOOK ME UP WITH SOME HOT THICK CHICKS WITH A COOL ACCENT AND I'LL THINK ABOUT FORGIVING YOU.

 

[Saint Peter]

AustralianBrides.com

 

[bg23]

HOOK ME UP WITH SOME HOT THICK CHICKS WITH A COOL ACCENT AND I'LL THINK ABOUT FORGIVING YOU.

ALL MY FRIENDS ARE FAT

...

im a bad friend.

 

[pointless]

i said thick not fat. there's a difference. sure, it can be subtle at times, but it exists. swear.

 

[bg23]

i'm pretty thick! wanna bang?


alternately, i think one of the less fat and more thick ones is still single. possibly.

 

[mark197205]

I feel the same about the ones for California we get over here.

 

[pointless]

i'm pretty thick! wanna bang?


alternately, i think one of the less fat and more thick ones is still single. possibly.

sure. why not?

 

[pointless]

I feel the same about the ones for California we get over here.

believe it or not we get those too and they do get annoying when they simply do not stop.

 

[Batch]

I feel the same about the ones for California we get over here.

They even run them in California. Irritating.

 

[Sean]

I feel the same about the ones for California we get over here.

At least Arnie isn't in them any more.

 

[pointless]

They even run them in California. Irritating.

huh. i thought michigan was the only state dumb enough to do that kind of thing.

 

[Batch]

huh. i thought michigan was the only state dumb enough to do that kind of thing.

I don't understand it.

 

[mark197205]

believe it or not we get those too and they do get annoying when they simply do not stop.

They even run them in California. Irritating.

Do you get the one about how everyone thinks everyone in Cali rides a skateboard, owns a winery, lives in a bikini etc etc?

 

[pointless]

especially for us. all we could get was fucking jeff daniels. that's just sad.

 

[mark197205]

At least Arnie isn't in them any more.

He was the best thing in them.

 

[pointless]

Do you get the one about how everyone thinks everyone in Cali rides a skateboard, owns a winery, lives in a bikini etc etc?

yes.

over and over again.

 

[Batch]

Do you get the one about how everyone thinks everyone in Cali rides a skateboard, owns a winery, lives in a bikini etc etc?

And are youthful and slender and with good teeth.

No shots of what the cities actually look like or what it feels like to be on a highway or freeway.
Or how very crowded it is everywhere because of all the tourists.

 

[mark197205]

yes.

over and over again.

So you understand what I mean, and yes, hearing a chorus of there nothing like Australia has begin to grate.

 

[mark197205]

And are youthful and slender and with good teeth.

No shots of what the cities actually look like or what it feels like to be on a highway or freeway.
Or how very crowded it is everywhere because of all the tourists.

Thats the one.

 

[pointless]

but they have kangaroos!

 

[warrior queen]

but they have kangaroos!

I've said it before - kangaroos are dangerous as hell!
Forget the snakes, spiders and crocs... Skippy and his mates are deadly as anything you will encounter.
They'll disembowel you with a single well-placed kick, and leave you writhing in agony, dying slowly.
Do not come here!